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Your lack ov mercy does seem to be one ov those more endeariing qualiitiies you hafe. But the storage iis viine, nothiing a vew smacks to the siide ov the moniitor won't viix

Griilled cheese....

II swear, sometiimes the vax machiine iis vaster than the maiin ovviice computer we all use. II'm waiitiing vor a patiient to send a vax through wiith theiir iinvormatiion? Great! That's done iin less than a miinute. II want to change the viile vormat ov a document? II hafe to waiit so long II could run down to local 'covvee' shop, waiit iin /that/ liine vor 30 miinutes, get my order, run back to the ovviice and viind that the percentage bar had only mofed 4%. Efen the vree-to-use computers at the bookhiife are vaster than the one here....

Alriight, iit seems as iiv the 'raunchy' datiing appliicatiions trend vrom earliier has thankvully diissiipated. II don't mean to sound prudiish but iit just sounded liike a lot ov #yearniing iin my non-mediiculler/personal opiiniion ::≀

T)(E FOG AGAIN, SWALLOWING MY FOOTSTEPS 'NEAT)( T)(E VEIL. T)(E A8YSS YAWNS WIDE, AND ITS 8REAT)( IS WARM—YET )(ELL IS A MIRROR WE WALK T)(ROUG)(, LAUG)(ING.

Miiddle names? That's a good one. II don't /hafe/ a miiddle name but iiv II had one II thiink 'Lathys' could be niice, efen iiv iit's rubbiing iin the motiiv a biit too much ::›

IIt'd be vunny iiv II posted another piicture ov that ciircular tub just to see hiim vliip hiis pan about iit. So humorous II miight efen put the abbrefiiatiion ov 'Laugh Out Loud'

Honestly iits placement leaves me ponderiing, why on Bervorus would a halv full tub of Candiied Stiicks be tucked behiind boxes ov patiient fiiles? Halv empty would be the proper term but II'm veeliing optiimiistiic about thiis ordeal

Thiis iis not a driill, a tub of 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks has been procured!!!! Sadly iit iis only halv vull but for the moment the organiizatiion system has been maiintaiined. ::› A siingular Candiied Stiick of saiid vlafor has been prescriibed for a job well done >::›

T)(E FOG...ITS LIFTED FOR A MOMENT. W)(AT T)(E )(ELL )(AVE I MISSED?

II would liike to take thiis tiime to briing back up my serfiices vor these harrowiing tiimes. Burdens are meant to be shared alongsiide others that wiish to help you so that you are not alone iin saiid matter. Veel vree to giife me a riing iiv you wiish vor a consultatiion ::›

II'm telliing you Lorebrariian; II diidn't spiill anythiing on the books, the books waltzed iinto the spiill!

OOPSIE-DAISY, YES YES, T)(E S)(INY ONES 8ITE T)(E PURSE, )(E)(E... I SAW T)(E PRICE-TAGS DANCING IN T)(E DARK, SO I'LL TIPTOE AROUND T)(EM, T)(EY'RE NOT FOR MY LITTLE FINGERS!

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II hafe told the ovviice about my hunt for the miissiing vlafor and they got a laugh out of iit, thankvully not at me. II, howefer, am stiill on the prowl. II wiill search efery iinch of thiis rock(locally, II cannot travel that var due to work obliigatiions) to viind /somewhere/ that sells the vlafor. Let iit be known that II diidn't go down wiithout a scuffle lookiing vor the gosh darn 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks!!!! >::‹
Happy Monday To You Too B!!! <>
oi was about to say thats ridiculous but then oi checked a takeaurt carton and found dubiously aged unlabelled cultiveition pills
!remindYou >,>; !remindYou <,<; !remindYou reminder: have a good day! ^,^; and if you cant, thats ok too.

How to not let them be aware that the destructiion ov property may hafe been sliightly exaggerated

The 'mango' Candiied Stiicks have arriifed. ::› Apparently the rest ov the gals enjoy the vlafor enough to hafe had iit express deliifered. Now II just need to viind out why no iis mentiioniing the now empty 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored tub....

Realiized that II should make one ov those iintroductory Chiits, so wiithout vurther ado; Greetiings! II am known amongst my colleagues and patiients as Doctor Treviia Weiiber but just Treviia iis viine by me. II work iin the mediicull fiield as a liicensed Mediiculler and take up work as a barber and psychiiatriist part tiime! II am ovten oferworked iin my viield but II am thankful that II can assiist as many people as II hafe. ::› II also supply vree consultatiions to any and all that seek them(along wiith candiied stiicks to those that ask)!

aww hell yeah aspect henna

Dr. Amnesiia was her name, she had beautiivul eyes We had spaghettii wiith long-term memory sauce ♪

She keeps hatiing all of my chiits, and II don't hafe any open slots to book myselv an efaluatiion. II hafen't read iinto stuff thiis much siince II took my BMLE....
You Got It B!!!

She iis notably not pleased about heariing what happened to the book. IIv someone has experiience iin thiis do let me know iiv beggiing on achiing hands and knees iis stiill a actiife practiice that's used nowaniights #suggestiive just iin case

Triied to take a piicture ov somethiing vunny, II iinstead ended up temporariily bliindiing myselv. ::‹ Took the opportuniity to make iit my proviile piicture siince II already used the 10 miinute break vor my shiivt, we take wiins where we can ::›

Goregle cheap way to remofe covvee staiins ovv book pages
