Berget Beauro
@bibliophilicBrevipennate
^They/she/he. Comic Writer, Artist, LOREBRARIAN. Author of Greyscale, Winged BASTARD, and some oneshots.^ ^ ◇ @targetButcher ^ ^ ♤♡@sanguineGore ^
^Convinciny trolls to join me in my trips BACK to Trollveyyen is easy at first. Show them a picture, "Ah, so pretty", they ayree immediately. They think my hive's near the river. Yes, they call us trolls that hail from the Dovrefjells "Mountain-Fur-Mats" exactly BECAUSE we set our hives near the river. https://cdn.imychest.com/files/51931545df0a.pny^
^Takiny acquaintances with me on slaycation BACK to Trollveyyen was always fun. "Wait, is your hive UP THERE?" No, little GRUB me was a little BITCH that set up shop near the yround. Yes it's up there. Get to CLIMBING.^
^Troll Drayon Maid would have BEEN siynificantly improved if the drayons had stayed in their drayon forms for a little lonyer than 2 seconds per season and not BEEN trolls the entire time.^
^Ah, BUT we ayree on plenty else, KOBOLD-BRAT, you just like BEING dramatic. Please me to see we share opinions on eastern BEFOREAN drayonic filmoyraphy. We may yet smith you into a proper renaissance troll.^
I do not want that from you. Thanks.
^Ah, quit BEING such a PALEBELLIED little BITCH, will you? I'll show you some actually yood eastern alternian drayonic filmoyraphy. One that does not cater to common RABBLE.^
I DO NOT WANT THAT FROM YOU THANKS
AND HERE GOES THE BLOCK BUTTON AGAIN
^Seems I'm one to partake in maudlin spectacles nowaniyhts. Happy #MoirailMonday to @taryetButcher . Go watch his yames for a real show. If you see a massive BEARDED BASTARD BELLOWING in the stands when he attacks someone, that's me.^
^Twelve sweep old yrown - as the wriyylers say- ass trolls, with their horns in a twist over a cilindrical container. You'd BE surprised they somehow passed their molt without faintiny.^
^Ah, UNDESIRABLE traits. I know all too well my tone comes across as cold, demandiny, critical. Even BELLICOSE, BELLIGERENT at times. One does try to make friends and ends only makiny more enemies.^
^Siyhs deeply. Coworkers keep tryiny to yet me to participate in these ridiculous videos for the BOOKHIVE'S CrickTok. Pathetic. If trolls don't want to read BOOKS, it's not throuyh six second lony palmhusk videos that we'll convince them otherwise. Let their thinkpans melt out of their ears.^
^See. She keeps askiny me to lend her "The Scrolls" BUT she cannot even BE trusted with reyular BOOKS... #vayuepostiny^
^Now how may I effectively strony-arm my moirail into addiny that maudlin little ◇ - @(Handle) to his profile description so that I'm not doiny it alone like some chump.^
^Haha! Now the entire world knows. None even approaches the rank of our BOND. I look at us matchiny and I preen proudly. Pass BY the BOOK hive for us to CELEBRATE, Renny.^
^One creates a WEBSITE account to keep an eye on one's diamond and finds poor pitiful wriyylers sayiny laser printiny devices outperform yrubink printiny devices. Hah! As if the colour proof were anythiny similar!^