Berget Beauro
@bibliophilicBrevipennate
^They/she/he. Comic Writer, Artist, LOREBRARIAN. Author of Greyscale, Winged BASTARD, and some oneshots.^ ^ ◇ @targetButcher ^ ^ ♤♡@sanguineGore ^
II swear, sometiimes the vax machiine iis vaster than the maiin ovviice computer we all use. II'm waiitiing vor a patiient to send a vax through wiith theiir iinvormatiion? Great! That's done iin less than a miinute. II want to change the viile vormat ov a document? II hafe to waiit so long II could run down to local 'covvee' shop, waiit iin /that/ liine vor 30 miinutes, get my order, run back to the ovviice and viind that the percentage bar had only mofed 4%. Efen the vree-to-use computers at the bookhiife are vaster than the one here....
^Check how the storaye is doiny. The husktops here are faster BECAUSE I run a tiyht ship. I check each one BEFORE morniny and delete every superfluous file left BEHIND. No mercy^
IIt'd be vunny iiv II posted another piicture ov that ciircular tub just to see hiim vliip hiis pan about iit. So humorous II miight efen put the abbrefiiatiion ov 'Laugh Out Loud'
^Thinkiny I could post a picture of a cup and he'd lose his thouyhtvault anyway.^
Thiis iis not a driill, a tub of 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks has been procured!!!! Sadly iit iis only halv vull but for the moment the organiizatiion system has been maiintaiined. ::› A siingular Candiied Stiick of saiid vlafor has been prescriibed for a job well done >::›
Honestly iits placement leaves me ponderiing, why on Bervorus would a halv full tub of Candiied Stiicks be tucked behiind boxes ov patiient fiiles? Halv empty would be the proper term but II'm veeliing optiimiistiic about thiis ordeal
^Is it a yood time to ask you to check the expiration date.^
S)(E IS T)(E SUN T)(AT 8URNS ME—I ADORE )(ER, I DESPISE )(ER. RADIANCE CLAD IN VENOM, S)(E COULD END ME, YET I COULD END )(ER FIRST. S)(E SEES T)(E CRACKS IN MY SOUL, AND I SEE T)(E C)(AOS IN )(ERS. OUR 8ATTLES ARE STORMS OF S)(RIEKING GLASS, 8UT W)(EN SILENCE FALLS, OUR W)(ISPERS ARE SILK AND STARLIG)(T. T)(AT DUALITY—I C)(ERIS)( IT, I CURSE IT, 8OT)( IN T)(E SAME 8REAT)(. #VIOLENCE #YEARNING
^For reference, he's postiny this after he ate a NOTEBOOK. An entire NOTEBOOK. Had to shove my pronys down his mealchute like a BARKBEAST.^
O)(, YES, T)(OU DIDST WEAVE T)(AT DANCE, AND I’D 8ID T)(EE SPIN IT ONCE MORE, AND YET AGAIN, TILL T)(E STARS T)(EMSELVES 8LINK OUT IN MY FINAL SIG)(.
^I'm all for BEING audience to your BOUTS of madness, and shoviny my pronys down your mealchute, BUT do stay away from my molechitines??? Those NOTEBOOKS cost an entire periyree's pay.^
^Troll Drayon Maid would have BEEN siynificantly improved if the drayons had stayed in their drayon forms for a little lonyer than 2 seconds per season and not BEEN trolls the entire time.^
Why is this the one thing we agree on?!
^Ah, BUT we ayree on plenty else, KOBOLD-BRAT, you just like BEING dramatic. Please me to see we share opinions on eastern BEFOREAN drayonic filmoyraphy. We may yet smith you into a proper renaissance troll.^
I do not want that from you. Thanks.
^Ah, quit BEING such a PALEBELLIED little BITCH, will you? I'll show you some actually yood eastern alternian drayonic filmoyraphy. One that does not cater to common RABBLE.^
I DO NOT WANT THAT FROM YOU THANKS
^None of my BLOODLINE will have BASIC BITCH tastes.^
should... should oi troiy the mysteriously unlabelled qi pills...
^It's not science if it isn't recorded. Let me yet BACK from the store with my pack of troll CARLSBERGS and then take them.^
oi REALLY need to start labelling things, you cen only tell saur many shades of colours apart like oi labelled the bonehurt juice, but the amnestic en the slaur paurtion are very similar in colour, en oim also under the effects of said amnestic saur oi daurnt trust moiself to label them roight now
^You should also clean out your fridye. Can't ABIDE BY keepiny UNLABELLED potions riyht next to your leftovers.^
aurkay funny effect it also makes me forget any mnemonic oi troi to make for the names saur yeah, names are just facked for me until the paurtion wears off... IF it wear off... aaaaur my kaiiileeee
(≧▽≦): Yφu, W)(at Did Yφu Dφ Sug...nφw Im Wφrried.
^Thouyht a plastic container was a pail and made an amnesia potion to foryet ABOUT it. Foryot everythiny instead.^
(≧▽≦): Gφg Damn It...φk, I'll Cut My Tφur Early. Berget Can Yφu Be A Dφll And Just Make Sure )(e Dφesn't Dφ Anyt)(ing Tφφ...dangerφus Till I Get T)(ere?
^I am OBSERVING him closely, I can say that much. I'm half expectiny him to foryet himself and start eatiny furniture.^
OI DID NOT FORGET EVERYTHING OI FORGOT SPECIFICALLY SURNAMES
^@ylitterTrident Seems he specifically foryot castenames.^
okay... okay moi last name is aropma, its roight there berget's name is... b... bau... beau... beua... uguggugh renner... renner mmmmm.... mmmmoi? maiiiiitox? moaxit? kailee... kaaaiileeee ooooooaur naur
^Not even the castename of your own - quote - "darl"? INCREDIBLE. Keep struyyliny a little, I've never seen amnesic effects like these.^
SHES LICHERALLY THE BIGGEST ROCKER IN THE GALAXY EN OI CANT REMEMBER SHIT IM LOSIN IT BERGET
^Now who told you to BE overdramatic ABOUT containers, Aropma (that's you)? And make amnestics? Let's just see if those effects aren't permanent, hm.^
everytoime oi look away from moi name i forget my surname who am oi??!??!?!
^A saltwater flounder. You PROBABLY should wander over BACK to your natural HABITAT.^
YOURE LAST NAME IS BEAURO???
^Girl^
Please excuse the crude language, but thiis iis absolute hoovbeast manure. >::‹ All the local shops that hafe sold 'iindiigo razzberry' vlafored Candiied Stiicks iin the past hafe been completely sold out ov them vor the last periigee and apparently won't receiife any new shiipments untiil next sweep. IIt iirks me as thiis was the /fery/ last vlafored tub that was empty and now the entiire alphabetiical viiliing system iis lopsiided. IIv someone out there manages to happen upon a store that sells the miissiing vlafor please do briing iit to my attentiion so that II may riight thiis wrong to the system ov organiizatiion and all that iis dear. IImage attached to help wiith thiis hunt. >::≀
^Fairly sure they still sell them over at troll Lidl.^
^Actually what's the fish on ABOUT, over there? I just noticed his reply. Has he never seen sweets?^
II hafe triied my damnedest and efen they are out ov the vlafor. They're just /ofervlowiing/ wiith all the other ones but thiis one they seem to hafe troubles keepiing stock of
!remindYou remind bot agrees with sunorc... why is the packaging reminiscent of a pail... //o//,//o//;
IIt iis merely a tub that iis cyliindriical iin nature! IIt looks nothiing liike what you're thiinkiing ov! IIt has a liid vor example
^Curious. Who in the world is BULK BUYING so many pallets of the indiyo flavor??? They're not TERRIBLE, BUT they're not that special either.^
^It's hopeless, Trevia. Seems we're surrounded by 6-sweep old wriyylers who'd call a cup a pail and yiyyle ABOUT it.^