♠ hated by @bloodiedWings
#IThinkWeNeedToBeNiceToTagMoreOften
>8O BE SSTI// MY PU/SSING PUSHER I MUSST KNOW ASS MUCH ASS I CAN ABOUT YOU >83
>8O I SSEE A G/ORIOUSS DRACONIC BEASST ON YOUR PFP >83
wwe"vve been hatiin.. 2trange you"re only noww experiienciin iit though.. po2t more often..
a new challenger has come for my hate button. hi @twwiinAquariium!
well hey i feel a little better knowing that not even a troll knows when to hit that button
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is this an appropriate reason to use the mediate button too late actually ive already clicked it were in the trenches now boys
Liiiike-- heyyyy~ <3
Hm.
I Would Never Even Think About Coming Close To Her Throne. I Am But A Humble Disciple.
Expect me t'b'lie\/\/e m'o\/\/\/\/n pitch can b'out done by th'likes o' yerself. She cannae 0ut\/\/\/\/rite me. But I'm certain, \/\/\/\/it'out a shad0\/\/\/\/ o' doubt, she c0uld \/\/\/\/rite mountains out of yer m0lehills.
atlas shouldering da weight of da world
I Am Here To #freakpost For My #freaksquad Who I Love Dearly, Yes, But I Am Also Here To Do It Because Rankmaid Can't Bear The Burden Of Writing Literate Smut All On Her Own. #nsfw #nsfc #bloodpusherwarming
8=8 > what have I done
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8=8 > i guess??????
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⬭ oh well i guess im royally screwed then. and if i like the streams ewe probably eventually do then i might follow. but until then im not jumping the gun. ⬭
Eh, matte, why aren't yOuO following me? And it's okay if yOuO're a girl and unemployed. YOuO just have to be cute. —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
｢keke、メガネさんは例外です!｣
⬭ wow yeah who would ever be unemployed. thats crazy. wait its me i would be. but im not following ewe so i guess its fine. ⬭
FOuOnd OuOt one of my followers is une.. bleh... Unem... Uehhhh... Unemployed- ゲロー...! Ew ew ew ew ew!!!! The only one allowed to be unemployed is Nee-chan because it's in his name! All of yOuO better have jobs!! Otherwise how will yOuO be able to buy atashi's subarashii merch! Kangaeru!!!!! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
whoops, finger slipped sorry guys.
X Ayo It’s absolutely on sight at this point just an fyi #violence x
i think i missed 13 steps
wait when did we hit 15
you crave attention and genuine connection so bad it’s pathetic. people look the other way when you’re around
being friends with an internet l/)lc/)w is n/)t f/)r the weak, h/)w d/) i explain the guy i’m playing vide/) games with (already a l/)ser h/)bby) has a kiwifarms f/)rum ab/)ut them
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Really hurt the bottomfeeder community with that one, atashi no bad. —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
If it helps, I hardly think of you that way!
feeling like an #annoyance so i am going to do the responsible thing and drink water stretch and take a walk.
(\ /) i think i am finding this haruhi to be quite. relatable at times i fear.
Reposting for the new lobby. MCYB★F
bro i want it said FOR T)(-E R-ECORD that this time i didnt ask for it #violence #fightnight
sEeInG A MoThErFuCkEr yOu hAtE LiViNg yEr fUcKiNg dReAm wIlL ReAlLy gEt yOuR JuIcE CoLd pReSsEd.
Debating if I listen to my 'fling' and go on what he describes as an 'entirely casual outing' with 'no stakes attached' but 'whatever happens happens.' I am also considering a nickname for him to preserve his anonymity. Perhaps something wizard based for my own amusement.
buffing time and then a nice cup of oil
lol she h8s me soooooooo much #vagueposring
Rambling aside i hope everyones having a great morning. Ive got a splitting headache and im sick to my stomach but hey! It could be worse.
Okok im up properly now.
Evil Casper goes golfing with catholic scratch on weekends and they are best friends.
good morningggg
VAGUEP✤STING PISSES ME ✤FF. I HATE THAT BITCH AMIL✤X I HATE THAT BITCH NERPIE AND I HATE THAT BITCH P✤LINU EVEN TH✤UGH SHES THE M✤ST SUITABLE MATESPRIT EVER. THEY ALL SUCK AND N✤TICE H✤W I SAID THEIR NAMES AND WASNT VAGUE. PUSSIES.
-|~~ where should i make the next fountain i wanna see my friends again
I want someone to love me in a #nsfw way and a #romantic way
>+. I SURE LOVE POSTING AND THEN MENTALLY GO INTO THE DARK .+> >+. NOT IN A VENT WAY. JUST EMPTY .+<
And of course, I can't escape @aeneasCaldarium. I don't really know what I expected.
Do we think I could pull off the Orochim★ru eye m★keup?
had to goregle it but yea why naut
IT'S SO HORNY POSTING TIME. IF HE ISN'T A BEAST IN THE SHEETS I DO NOT WANT HIM. IF HE'S TOO SCARED TO GET ROUGH I CRY #NSFW
:33< im so good at being the devil on mewre shouldpurr :33< just ask @apocalypticAtrocity :33< i got the clawstmewme and efurrythign! :33< https://i.imgur.com/ChZOj5y.png
A little tasteful selfie.. #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1498721580035866714/1508718930364207305/Untitled159_20260525232505.png?ex=6a168f7f&is=6a153dff&hm=4f7c093f98af7c1ba603d1076ea6d845502629b9dc0f8a7b8dd1cf60bb0b1ccf&
(( do i call Karama's arm a prosthetic or a cybernetic arm?? whats like, the line drawn between them?
1'M GONN4 GO TO SL33P, GOOD L1GHT.
buenas luz !!!!!!!
i’MM high as fuck right now #substance n i was watchin a video about spongebob i don’t even reMMeMMber anyMMore n everyone in the coMMMMents was callin hiMM shit like spoogleborp n i’MM losin MMy shit over it it’s so fuckin funny to MMe
Spo9glubohb.
>>| just grubcakes.
<action; statement input; statement: i hate this so much & i hate that she's going through it input; statement: they're taking their fucking time with dragging it out for her />
N꩜ hay suficientes f꩜t꩜s de n꩜꩜k en mis mensajes tambien #nsfw
TWELVE HOURS. TWELVE. FUCKING. HOURS. THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK TO RESTORE THE DOMESTIC BOMB CRATER THAT THE @HANDMAID SO BENEVOLENTLY LEFT BEHIND FOR ME TO SOMEHOW ALCHEMIZE INTO SOMETHING RESEMBLING A HABITABLE NUTRITION BLOCK. AND WHEN I SAY "ALCHEMIZE," I DON'T JUST MEAN IT LITERALLY. I MEAN THAT NOTHING SHORT OF GENUINE FUCKING MAGIC COULD HAVE RESTORED THIS SMOKING RUIN FROM THE CATACLYSMIC POST-AFUCKALYPTIC STATE THAT THIS BLOCK WAS IN WHEN I CHARGED IN MOP-FIRST LIKE A LANCE-WIELDING CAVALREAPER BLASTING MY MIGHTY FUCKTRUMPET TO THE CLARION CALL OF BRUTAL, UNGLAMOROUS, SOUL-BLACKENING WAR. A WAR ON MESS. A WAR ON *ALL* MESSES. A WAR ON THE *IDEA* OF A MESS. A WAR THAT I, KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX, RENOWNED LEADER OF THE LEGIONS OF THE MOST OBNOXIOUS, SHIT-SPEWING SLOBS IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE, HAVE MARKED BY STAKING MY BANNER IN THE FIRST GROUND GAINED. A GREAT BATTLE WAS WON HERE. A CULINARY BLOCK WAS FUCKED. AND I HAVE UNFUCKED IT. BEHOLD. SO CLEAN, YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN IT. AT THE RISK OF STARING AT YOUR UGLY MUG FOR LONG ENOUGH TO VOMIT ALL OVER MY HARD WORK, AT WHICH POINT I'LL BE THERE TO BEAT YOUR HEAD WITH THIS MOP UNTIL IT RECEDES INTO YOUR TORSO LIKE A SHELLBEAST BEING WALLOPED INTO MEEK, FABULOSO-SCENTED SUBMISSION. AND THEN I'LL CLEAN AGAIN, BECAUSE THE MESS MAY NO LONGER ENTER HERE. IT IS CONQUERED. IT IS GUARDED. IT IS GROUND THAT I HOLD. AND YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD, TWITCHING PRONGSTUBS. AND BY THE WAY, THE ONLY REASON I KNEW THAT IT HAD BEEN TWELVE HOURS IS BECAUSE I *ASKED* SOMEONE AFTER IT WAS OVER. I HAD TO NEARLY FUCKING BLINDFOLD MYSELF TO KEEP ANY VISIBLE TIMEPIECE OUT OF MY LINE OF SIGHT, LEST I UNDO ALL OF MY HARD WORK WITH ONE SINGLE RUBBER-BANDING GLANCE OF TIMELINE-DISRUPTING CHUCKLEFUCKERY. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS NOT TO LOOK AT A CLOCK IN THIS COCKAMAMIE NIGHTMARE MANSION? IT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO PICK FLY SHIT OUT OF PEPPER. WHICH I FRANKLY WOULD HAVE RATHER DONE. BUT INSTEAD, I MANAGED TO PLAY TROLL MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE WITH MY GANDERBULBS. I PHYSICALLY BLOCKED EVERY CLOCK FROM SIGHT, EVEN AS THE ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS TICKING DRONED ON. AND ON. AND ON. AND ON. UNTIL I COULD SWEAR THAT EACH TICK, TOCK, AND PITCH MICROVARIATION OF THE TWO THEREAFTER WAS HAMMERING ACTUAL NAILS INTO MY AURICULAR CLOTS. AND I DID IT. I GAMED THIS STUPID MC ESCHER SAW TRAP. I LEARNED THE RULES OF THIS FUCKED UP FUNHOUSE OF TEMPORAL DEVILRY AND I DID MAJESTIC BACKFLIPS OVER THEM WITH THE GRACE OF AN ARCTIC SEA MAMMAL. I STRUNG MY UGLY GREEN TIE AROUND ITS NECK AND GAROTTED IT OVER MY BACK UNTIL IT WENT SLACK IN MY TAUT, GLOVED PRONGS. I HAVE EMERGED BLOODY, BRUISED, AND EMOTIONALLY CALLUSED TO THE POINT OF A NUMBNESS THAT HAS STILL NOT SUBSIDED. AND I HAVE EMERGED VICTORIOUS. I THINK. I MIGHT. START SMOKING. ANYWAY. FEEL FREE TO COME IN HERE AND MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN TEA. I ORGANIZED EVERYTHING BY TYPE, BRAND, LOOSE-LEAF OR BAGGED, STEEPING TIME, AND KEPT LIKE COLORS ADJACENT JUST TO KEEP EVERYTHING MARGINALLY MORE COPACETIC. I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT, BUT I DID. AS ONE FINAL FLOURISH OF A FUCK YOU. I'M GOING TO GO AND COLLAPSE ON A LOUNGEPLANK FOR FIFTY-NINE MINUTES, OPEN ONE GANDERBULB, STARE AT ANOTHER FUCKING CLOCK, AND REPEAT THIS PROCESS UNTIL I'VE HAD SOMETHING RESEMBLING EIGHT HOURS OF RAW, SOPORLESS, BLOODSHOT REST BEFORE I START ON THE ABLUTION TRAP. THE LONG DAY CONTINUES. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E7F333FBB437.PNG
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call me a good dog and i will do anything for you ruff! ;) #suggestive
I Don't Think I'm Qualified For This One, But We Do Have A Jade On #teamquad Who Works In The Caverns So I Will Be Doing My Best To Translate Their Rambles! ⋆♤˚⟡˖ "Wh⛧t The F█ck Is Even Th█ P⛧int ⛧f Th█ R█d ⛧nd L█ss R█d Q█⛧dr⛧nts, Why H⛧ve ⛧nything ⛧th█r Th⛧n Pure H⛧t█ H⛧nestly????" ˖⟡˚ ♤ ⋆ ~ @bloodiedwings Not So Much #advice As This Is Just #information Or #guidance. This Will Delve Into Slight #nsfw Language. #pale And #flushed Relationships Are Actually Very Important To The Continued Existence Of The Species! #matesprits And #moirails Fill In A Gap In Our Society Reserved For The Need To Be Vulnerable With Other Trolls. While They May Not Seem Important, Feeling This Kind Of Pity Is Integral To Continuing Troll Survival. First We Have The #red Relationships. Similar To #black Relationships They Allow The Carnal Urges We Have To Be Thoroughly Satiated In A Way That Reduces Harm. While This May Seem To Go Against The Concept Of Having A #kismesis, Healthy #pitch Relationships Are Not Supposed To Be Harm For Harm's Sake! A Healthy Kismesistude Will Always Involve Trying To Push Your Partner To Be A Better Fighter, And They Will Push You To Be Better In Turn. Fights, Digs, Gestures, And Words Are All Done To Make You Into An Elite Warrior! If Needed I Can Explain More In A Comment About This To Anyone Who Is Curious. Back To Matespritship, This Also Targets Those Carnal Desires, But In A Way That Focuses On The Intense Urge To Protect And See Another Smile. It Is A Softer, More Malleable Quadrant That Does Allow For The Same Rough Treatment If Both Partners So Desire, But It Most Of The Time Is A Way To Express A Deep Yearning For Another By Just Feeling *good*. While It Seems Antithetical, Having Someone To Be Soft And Gentle With Allows Your Sponge A Break From The Constant Fight Mode, Allowing You To Calm Yourself Down And Relax, And Thus Absorbing All The Information You've Learned And Allowing Yourself To Process How To Improve On Your Own Terms. They Are A Safe Space, A Place To Be Yourself Without Having To Put On A Performance. As For Pale Relationships, There Is A Similar Note Of Vulnerability, But Without The Carnal Urges That Come From Flushed Romance. A Moirail Is Someone You Can Turn Off Your Pan Around, Someone Who Calms You When Your Hate Grows Too Strong And Your #violence Could Be More Of A Detriment To You Than A Help. They Are There To Settle You And Protect You, Mostly From Yourself, And This Makes Them Important To Your Own Continued Survival. After All, How Can You Continue To Live If You're Being A Hinderance To Yourself? This Is Why A Moirail That Can Both Comfort You And Tell It To You Straight Is So Important. A Lot Of This Can Be Summed Up As "it Feels Good To Be Vulnerable", But They Are All Evolutionary Developed Emotions That Allow Us To Continue Surviving And Even Living! Of Course, You May Just Be Red-ace, Which Is Why You Don't Get It. And That's Okay! Just Make Sure You Are Taking Care Of Yourself And Making Sure You Don't Get Into Any Toxic Situations With Your #blackrom If You Choose Not To Pursue #redrom ♥♠ #quadrantconundrums ♠♦
its perfect, within the same day. it starts when i awake and ends when i sleep or pass out or lose consciousness in some way, but it never goes past this day. thats what my notes say. you can read my pinned for now- its the only way i remember any of it, because anything i do today is forgotten by the time i start over...
Hmmmmmm. Jujus?
Did you try ★sking the gi★nt slitherf★ng th★t w★tches over Derse?
here's where we're at so far: - friends dont know anything. they have no idea whats going on, dont believe what i tell them. - first guardian confirmed i didnt make the timeloop; im only keeping it stable, somehow. it said my role was to fix the loop. the problem is "void" but doesnt involve my maid of void player. she is only the "consequence" of the loop - the final battle doesnt cause the loop. but i dont know where the true source of the problem is. the first guardian is gone and hasnt returned to the same spot. i dont know where it is. it is working around the loop somehow, but doesnt seem involved in fixing or resolving it. right now, i dont have any leads. talking to my friend, the maid of void, ended badly in a way that my previous day didnt even record. so... im out of leads again... any ideas, anyone?
@TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625 /:B
I MISS HER.
mmfnnhgj.... (#nsfw joke)
You're welcome.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN.
this is the most #nsfw safe for work post i think i've seen on here. it's kind of impressive.
I'm sure you would. 𓁹‿𓁹
THESE LOOK HIDEOUSLY SWEET. I WANT ONE.
I should call him. #donutposting https://media.tenor.com/Txs1Mo2B3tgAAAAM/donuts-cream.gif
Hey listen ★s ★n ★lly of te★mchud I do h★ve to b★t for Phuntr here.
(I typed in the comments what now?) Woof
(\ /) we're reaching the first stop on our interdimensional journey, but it's not too late to come hitch a ride to experience it for yourself. ♤♢♡♧ https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/b6cc6f0e352818b5ac515ecf48cf5c8a.gif https://msparp.chat/trainlobby# { #lostinthecosmos }
u cann/)t c/)nvince me that it’s that g/)/)d f/)r s/)me pe/)ple t/) p/)st ab/)ut it every single day
iTs oBvIoUsLy tHaT GoOd, DuHhHhHhH,,,,
y r there s/) many p/)sts glazing purplebl/)/)ds? like i d/)nt even hate the guys(gender neutral) but whatever bulge and /)r n/)/)k yall r getting cann/)t be g/)/)d en/)ugh f/)r half /)f the #nsfw p/)sts t/) be ab/)ut /)ne caste
:0(I quite enjoy a good sip of the bubbly.) #substance
often* not
After all I was off and not intending to llook llike that in the first pllace. It is lliterally just how I llooked.
In llife it was often remarked upon that I had a piercing, deeplly discomforting gaze. I remember my subordinates on mulltiplle occasions comparing it to a bird of prey fixated on its mark. I find it somewhat amusing to think that in death, I have llikelly allmost entirelly llost this feature. No pupills or irises and whatnot.
THIS IS GONNA BE TEN TIMES LESS EMBARRASSING THAN BEING DRUNK.
this wasn't me but mistress frame wants my gock 8/
what the fuck c/)ulda p/)ssibly happened
#emergency #advice ??? ⋆♤˚⟡˖ "What Do You Do When An Omniscient Being Takes Interest In You Pitch Ways?" ˖⟡˚ ♤ ⋆ Pray. Are You Okay, Do You Need Help?? On Another Note This May Be An Accidentally Wonderful Thing- Imagine Someone Knowing Everything About You, Both Things You Know And Don't Know, Things You'll Do And Won't Do, And Yet Still Being Filled With Pitch Hate For You. That Sounds Magnificent. It Would Be Double Edged Though, As They Would Know Just How You Will React And Know How To Get Specific Actions From You.. Meaning They Make All The Decisions Truly. If They Are A Good Manipulator At Least. Knowing How You Will React Puts You At Their Mercy Completely.. Another Bright Side Though- If You Get Genuinely Hurt Then You Know They Did It On Purpose? But Then You Have To Wonder Why They Did It.. A Great Conundrum Indeed.. ~ Ad. Miff. ♠ #quadrantconundrums ♠
I d.o° n.o°t kn.o°w h.o°w I never even rechitted it let al.o°ne n.o°t p.o°sted it I am still unsure I wiish f.o°r my face t.o° be my pr.o°file ph.o°t.o° but here is a w.o°nderfully bubbly drawing .o°f me by @tenebrificTermagent it captures perfectly the carb.o°nati.o°n thank y.o°u again yes https://i.p.o°stimg.cc/D0TRHb3W/Untitled317.png
⋆⁺‧₊☽ Hi ev'ryone I might be offline f'r a bit!!! Drone stuff, y'know? [A very blurry photo. A selfie of Galyne running from a drone that is hunting her down.] ☾₊‧⁺⋆
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[YOU #OULD $AY IM HUR$ING THE FU#K OUT RIGHT NOW #LOVEYOURBOYFRIEND$UNDAY]
Don't worry about it, Ten.
Who now Snowman?
Yes and yes. But not for me.
Is smoking still bad for carapacians? Do you have lungs?
🚬
i’m alive, shit just be happening i just watched like 13 dudes (gender neutral) c/)me /)ut /)f /)ne car thr/)w a pie at my neighb/)rs hive, get back in the car, and drive away
sick (y/)u sh/)uld) have n/) issues then
<-i Don't T#ink So, Since You're Not Doing It For Malicious Reasons. It'll Be A Little Awkward If You React To An Old One Accidentally T#o.->
right! and im all of those things!
/)nly weird if u d/)n’t have the mindset /)f being very chill and n/)rmal (and very relaxed) ab/)ut it yk?
stalking someones profile isnt totally weird is it?? i just want to see whats going on and if everythings alright with them!
<-#uzza#! Joyus Victories!->
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Out of the three currencies of midnight City, spondulicks remain my preferred. There is a functionally infinite source of the other two. But spondulicks are carefully minted midnight Much more stable. Much harder to massively devalue with massive payment mspostgame windfalls. Ty,City currency.
Cuand꩜ es abuℛℛid꩜ hag꩜ que l꩜s h꩜mbℛesit꩜s en mi cabeza besa #gay
h꩜la gente pequen꩜ en mi c꩜mputad꩜ℛa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think im just hungover
:33< meowbeast powpurr!!!
She Agreed To Come Over Fuck i Did Not Exactly Think This Through The Way I Probably Should Have.
cxn’t slxxp 3: txx mxch xnxrgy ;-;
mmfn n-n꩜, s꩜m꩜s vaqueℛ꩜s.. n꩜ pued꩜.. mmfhgh #nsfw #ya꩜i #c꩜wb꩜yya꩜i #yeehaw #s꩜me꩜nesgettingℛidden #bℛ꩜kebackm꩜untain #isthisen꩜ughtags? #꩜kayimd꩜nen꩜w #tellmewhent꩜st꩜p #please #iwanty꩜u
h0w did this happen
ū hād mē āt fūck tøn øf
I 2till wanna do a party wh3r3 th3 whol3 th3m3 i2 3v3ryon3 do32 a fuck ton of p2ych3d3lic2 and hallucinog3n2, and th3n w3 all vib3 out to 2om3 chill mu2ic and color in coloring book2 #2ub2tanc3
#Ahh #IReallyNeedLikeAJournalOrSomething
wandering around in the woods, what will i find...
it's 2026 and people are still surprised by how much a girl with balls the size of a fist cums #nsfw
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Sounds hot.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TTbJPSZphz8 really got a kick out of this!
Someone asked: Most embarrassing shitpeta story? Okay. Okay okay okay. She tried to plan Nepetacon 2.0 and forgot post the event on TrollBook. We got no customers. She cried for w33ks after. #ama https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScAO4cckUpnWQteYGWC76Q1OlNi4sgqYewrNU8FgXKRx8--4w/viewform?usp=publish-editor
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:33< butts :33< that is all
wherrre do you $torrrrrre yerrr money, no rrrea$on of coarrr$e
.EM GNIWONK UOY DETSERETNI TON MA i !GNIHTON EM KSA ,ELPOEP UOY EKIL GNIHTON MA i YLLACINORi
again if anyine ever wnats to ask me things say it directly to me cowards i dont do anon askboxes or forms or whateveer and ive been drinkinh for a good bit now so nows a better time than usual #substances
@affectionConsecrated says "nothing. stating ur safe when i take oevr the world. badass cat." pmggggg ilysm thank u <333333 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1JZ9YcNCYJ4CSdMIqcoYtoxBRTw5wag--CGIt_S8kD14/edit#responses
c< #KaraMasAMA "YOur Lusus" asKs: WHy are yOu. aNswer: because i aM tHaNKs 4 tHe questiON! >c
D --> These are all too strong unfortunately. I see you as my colleague and compatriot, not much more
4NSW3R MY POLL. PR3TTY PL34S3. HTTPS://FORMS.GL3/MG44N39V1ZNSRC4H9
>> Awww H¡ F1or¡d!!
First question: who is your favorite person on chittr I don't know, honestly !! Depends on, like, the metric I'm using ?? like user I like seeing posts from the most ?? Or like interacting with ?? I feel like I have too many favourites !! 8ut definitely Larkso, Himero, Sedrek, Curree, Ikonos, and Hate8ot are on that list !! Second question: Why are you. I'm afraid of the finality of death, it's all that keeps me #ama https://forms.gle/88W2uGSfdxRd8CSLA
The Repiton Corporation Fact of the Night™ is: There are currently 14,553 officially recognized flavors of Pepsi in circulation on Repiton, though several hundred unofficial homebrews are known to exist.∞
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◖︎I understand many ⛭︎f y⛭︎u are playing a game ⛭︎f y⛭︎ur ⛭︎wn. C⛭︎uld y⛭︎u tell me ab⛭︎ut it? I'm curi⛭︎us at the differences between it and my ⛭︎wn.◗︎ - QOTD: "!f .|ownere.| fu(ks the (allout again im fu(cking (ulling her myself." - isometro
᯽ i apologize. if i do find anyone strong, though, i shall point them to you. :) ᯽
a man named patches is leadingnme to a ravine now :)
oH MY GOD, tHIS IS, nO, nO, nO NO, nO NO NO, nO!!!!!!!! sO i WAS MAKING A DELICIOUS, mORALLY-AMBIGUOUSBERRY PIE TO, cALM MYSELF FROM YESTERDAY AND HAVE A YUMMY TREAT BUT WHEN, i SET IT BY THE WINDOWSILL TO COOL, aS ONE DOES, i SAW, [Attached is an image showing the view from Tavros's window. She lives out in the sticks on what seems like a large plot. Just outside the window are some bushes. Stuck a little ways into the bushes are some weather battered envelopes.] i, i MUST'VE SET THEM DOWN OR SOMETHING AND THEN, i DON'T KNOW, tHE WIND BLEW THEM OUT? aND i JUST ASSUMED i MAILED THEM, aND FORGOT ABOUT IT, aND, nO, tHIS IS STUPID, tHIS IS STUPID, wHAT IS THIS? iS MY LIFE, a SITCOM? nO, oN TV IT WOULD AT LEAST BE SATISFYING, aND i'D LEARN SOMETHING, bUT NO THIS IS JUST STUPID, aND CONTRIVED, aND IT'S NOT FAIR, aND,,! fUCK, eVERYTHING IS NOT, lOOKING UP tAVROS,,,,,,,, lET'S BE HONEST, tHIS IS ON BRAND FOR ME, tHIS KIND OF,,, eUGH, #BAKING
꒰the switch 2 is actually just an ebook reader with a pdf of a cease and desist letter on it꒱
᯽ oh, dear. i hope that um-- you can find some strong ones, yes? ᯽
an0n asked: d0 y0u have 5 n00ks 0r what? ee answered: are y0u asking me this because @cesarianAqueduct supp0sedly has 5 bulges? als0, n0 #eeasks #nsfw
how do trolls get their names? is it just whatever gobbledegook noises their lusus makes at them until it sticks or is there a system in the caves where a green troll picks up a grub and goes "crunch hauler." and then picks up another grub and goes "brunch dollar."
...mildly overwhelmed >X3
Oh no. You started this. I will not be picking your Fights for you.
an0n asked: When will y0u embrace y0ur destiny and bec0me a Mime? ee answered: are y0u telling me i need t0 shut up? #eeasks
i have to go on a meditative journey to learn the way of footwork how the fuck do they do percussion like that dude
THE SCARY UPDATE Hotfix: - Reverted the mean phrasing on some quests - Made the Cave of Scary scarier - Added 3 new spawnpoints for the Scary Woods - Added 5 new legendary Scary Items (The Staff of Terror, The Pendant of Fear, The Bracers of Panic, The Claws of Alarm, The Cloak of Dread) and their fetch quests - Additionally, added 5 new monsters to escape for each quest - The Cave of Scary was so popular, we cloned it and made it into a dungeon! Smaller Caves of Scary can spawn near Scary Woods and can also be selected in the Custom Dungeon Maker. Please remember Custom Dungeons are not eligible for quests. - Buffed the Orb of Horror but you have to guess what it does - Improved the Orb of Horror's ability to track it's owner - Buffed the Amulet of Fright - Added some more Scary Rooms - Removed Doc Scratch, WE THINK, WE'RE NOT SURE, BUT IF WE FAILED THEN WE'LL KILL MYKYIE. IT'S FINE. (WAIT WHAT THE HELL????? -ADMIN 4)
*=_-^ ge[]mancy m[]re like g[][]n[]mancy #suggestive ^=_-'
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I will be there for the Rumble Night as I'd like to view a visitor of the Rumble Night. I don't have many opinions on the #DirkJake or #JakeDirk order, as in my eyes either man could top if they really wanted to. They're switches. That's my two cents. I had wonderful tea today. #nsfw ]
bugs keep f,o,ll,o,wing me
Intern finally finished installing the teleporter in the DoD lab. There are so many fucking weapons in there. I'm starting to get a little concerned actually.
"How did you get a tank in there" The teleporter, obviously.
★ny swords?
You got no idea.
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shes going to suck and cum for some ghosts ???? #nsfw
me after #rumblenight when #jakedirk is proven victoriously true and @handMaid succumbs to my leagues of ghosts https://poll-maker.com/poll5785981x4f474EB6-168 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5ebad05fcf4.gif
It’s a razor scooter to ankle type of year. AGAIN. UGH.
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:33 < hey chittr. going to rockclimbing and game night with aranea! :33 < what were the last noises your lusus said to you and how do you interpret them?
Someone keeps hating my Chitts. Are We about to kiss? We about to hate snog?
You're pouting in your sleep I'm Waking, still yaWning ProVing to each other that romance is boring Sure, there are things that I could do If I Was half prepared to ProVe to each other that romance is boring #LyricPosting #NoWPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/79jQsuUX9NAaVXKTXZ2DLJ?si=d41a14bc2a3e43f1
(( this is a little version of me alan...i want you to have it https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/504%20sin%20t%C3%ADtulo_20260521141128.png
hate other me more than . ME me
What type of coin?
Just the one coin though, right?
|t was a priv ask
sounds like no one asked if you dont even know, big dog. but i respect the hustle.
Its true he needs seven buckets to be drained out #nsfw
@ there are few things quite as efficient at quelling built up rage as having it smacked out of you. @
V^ Thank y0u. ^V
Smart move.
V^ I'm n0t stealing fr0m any0ne, I value my life. ^V
WHaat is it with aall the buckket taalkk here todaay??? #nsfw I suppose????
Hm. If I ord3r th3m, what'r3 th3 chanc3z it'll b3 him d3liv3ring th3m...
Aw shit its Dark Carnival and Death Carnival today. Oh mirthful cardinal be marching with the shadows of the dead cloaking him #DarkCarnival # DeathCarnival
I had a LOVELY TIME meeting @cleverGeranium! How small!
𓆙e m.ight 𓁹‿𓁹
꠹ho𓆙 toni ight 🤘𓁹‿𓁹 #꠹oldo ut
Он знает что я говорю о нем и ему даже наплевать... ( ｡ﾟДﾟ｡) Он действительно интересный человек лол
sEe yOu tOtAlLy fUcKiNg gEt iT BrO! cLoWn eNrIcHmEnT Is tHe nAmE Of tHe gAmE.
[|87 :: 1 support th;s message
sUrE MaN (o: i lIkE LoVe a gOoD ChAsE SeQuEnCe
tEaM #sTeAlFrOmClOwNs
Llast night did take a llot out of me. Llikelly the anxiety more than the actuall activity. I am weary, though mine pusher beats with warmth.
Yknow as a guy who's fucked quite a few trolls it's actually quite overwhelming how much yall cum. Like. Yall need BUCKETS for that shit. Us humans nut a pathetic amount compared to you guys. I dont mind it though, its like a one person bukkake it's great! Just the shower afterwards is always a pain though. #nsfw #showerthoughts
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Waking up and seeing the embarrassing, emotional things you posted in your sleep deprived state is always a fast track to wanting to delete your account. At least it was just a classic divorce scenario. I've seen worse posted by other versions of myself.
|s it shameful for a freak to be the Mirthful Cardinal? Thas its not when he can call upon the screaming and messiahs with murals of bones and blood. #gore
ive stollen from cllowns. it ain't really worth the troublle, bastards do NOT easilly llet shit go and take too much work to put down. uh, #viollence
DDiabolical nook
|dk who asked about me and buckets The answer it takes seven buckets for me to be done. | am a giant troll and it got issues and alot of material. . #nsfw
∙☾__☽ I be saying this shit all the time but no one wants to hearr it. SMH #morremalice #hatebetterr 😒
Repost because I forgot to add in my own choice of songs. Ask me anything. https://timaeustxstified.straw.page
◌ Good evening. ⧂
>+. ONE OF MY DOGS CAN SPIT ACID THAT'S THE CONTEXT REQUIRED .+<
cleaning my room!!!!!!!! #likeaboss don't need stupid pills to do something as simple as this.
nevver rechitted somethin harder in my bloody life
Eight 8illion 8eers and a FLARP clouder with a fat ass. #Needthat #suggestive #su8stance
I have procured a feast via post.. I had no choice but to kill the unfortunate being that delivered it as a ravenous hunger consumed me before I could even thank them properly. #violence #gore...
zomg............. yall mommaz FAVE chittr user iz folloin meeeee <3 <3 <3
lOtS Of pOsItIvElY FoR SeLf fLaYiNg. LoVe tO SeE It #SeLf-hArM
i h8 being a zimp why am i like thiz omfg ( ；∀；)
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8efore you get concerned, my only drinking pro8lem is not having one of these 8ad 8oys. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/310456755c52.jpg #su8stances
one of my favorite nothing bits as of late is changing the possessive pronouns in a song. I think it's effective in really disarming people when you change "me" to "you" and etc etc case in point; your name is the fucking mimic, oh yeah
yahoo so loud i woke up he neighbors a few miles off.
hate delivering tw0 mostly human timelines. bunch 0f sickos https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9ea88165bb8d.jpg #nsfw
Oh shit I didn't get my quest.
WOK3 UP TOD4Y W1TH 4 H34D4CH3 4ND THROW1NG UP! FUN! #3M3TOPHOB14
[HYPOTHETI#ALLY HOW WOULD A RIT#HY KELDAM BADGE LOOK LIKE]
Enjoying a 8eautiful day on FLARPlanet. #su8stance https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c323c76276d8.png
>+. THERE'S AN ACID WAD SHAPED HOLE IN MY WALL SO I THINK A BUG GOT IN THE HOUSE TODAY .+<
[|87 :: Well aren't you able to replace parts and make yourself one ;f you w;sh? 1 am more exper;enced ;n b;olog;cal constructs over synthet;c ones however one bonus of mechan;cal constructs ;s that you guys can k;nd of bu;ld whatever the fuk you want as long as ;t can connect properly.
could see about alchemizing some casings for myself but also i aint a sex bot so thats probably not happening lol #nsfw
[|87 :: You have to l00k ;n very spec;f;c corners from my exper;ence. 1 do agree there ;s qu;te the general lack of mal;ce.
(\ /) hope things are going alright for you, curree. i've been taking a rest day from my work, but i'll be getting back into the swing of things soon. got something to prepare a little later down the week.
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ʚ girlfriends are IMP⟡RTANT, ESSENTIAL s⟡me (me) w⟡uld say!!! i aint asking f⟡r anything btw i have a beautiful and INSANELY CUTEEEE m⟡irail. this is justtttt advice fr⟡m urs truly!~ GET A GF!!! (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ ɞ
@consequentlyOblique ★sks "sylink wh★t r★nk ★re you. c★n we pl★y" Currently I ★m ★rc★nist 2, ★nd prob★bly. #★sksylinkprot★h
doin' just fine, friend, just a bit busy! 6lad to hear you're okay - hope it 6ets better than okay soon! ^◡^
oh uh- hi, also! been up 'n' about all ni6ht, haven't quite felt the need to CheCk in while i'm handlin' some other stuff. hope y'all are well!
< ){ busy busy busy hopbeast... }( >
"wa1t a damn m1nute, go back” “no, more back” “MORE back” “yes, whatever a prof1le 1s” “… when d1d that happen” “what do you mean 1t’s always been l1ke that” “those are l1terally not my pronouns???? who added 1t/1ts” “curse th1s damn wall, 1’d throttle them myself” “can’t have SH1T 1n th1s damn enclosure, not even my fuck1ng pronouns”"
i rec0gnize none but #thickerthursday which will resume when i find a place tw0 park a whole ass shipping c0ntainer
time is miNe, catch you all earlier.
ok so what im hearing is yall literally fuck with y2k technology #nsfw
https://open.spotify.com/track/0GTK6TesV108Jj5D3MHsYb?si=OZxtOQq8RoKXVS9IeWvNWg tunes for thursday.
i dunno the onomatopoeia for bunny noises and yammers. so i'll just say. "yahoo!"
it's #thirstythursday? 6uess we're turnin' off the water mains o◡o
Proud of myself for getting this one! Wordle 1,797 4/6 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
★nonymous ★sks "wh★t ★re you going to ★sk from the p★trons if you complete the ritu★l?" Cool ★ss sword. #★sksylinkprot★h
! wanted to pract!ce the placement of my orb!toclasst aga!nsst a trollss actual orb!tal plate (ss!nce my dear fr!end had come over for sseparate med!cal reassonss and ended up passssed out on my operat!ng table). ! dec!ded to try !t out on h!m, only for h!m to sshoot up ssuddenly and knock our nugboness together, and make me drop my orb!toclasst !!! part of me hopess he wont pressume my !ntent!onss, though they were ent!rely pure of heart, but sso far he hassnt even not!ced me p!ck!ng !t up and putt!ng !t away OvO
sOmEtImEs i wAnNa lIkE RiP My fAcE OfF. i tHiNk iT'D FeEl pReTtY FuCkInG GoOd aCtUaLlY. (o: #GoRe #ViOlEnCe
Not my usual drawing subjects (I don’t think these freaks even have socials??? So they're like basically not even REAL trolls lmao) buuuuttt I gotta rep that beefy guy getting handled truth. Keep that THANG on a leash. #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_0144.jpeg
C1Z https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/739efcccf0a7.png
1T’S #TH1RSTYTHURSD4Y 4ND 1 SUR3 4M TH1RST1NG OV3R 4 B1G F4T MUG OF MONST3R
#tmi ugh.. I Hate Being Sick... Every Time I Get Sick That's When The Lady Bits Decides Its Best To Cramp And Shed... Two Birds With One Stone I Guess. 🥲😭
.☘︎ ܁˖⚘ feel l⚘ke ⚘ look ⚘ncred⚘ble ⚘n ⚘nd⚘go and bronze colours espec⚘ally when the clothes are not owned by me.˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀
To make up for my missed day, I played Bandle (Wordle but you guess bands/songs). So goated that I was able to guess with just drums and baseline. Bandle #1373 2/6 ⬛🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ Found: 1/1 (100%) #Bandle
The great th1ng about Syl1nk be1ng gone so often 1s that 1 can just go 1nto her land and take th1ngs.
MEOW.
Can't have shit in Troll Detroit.
⬭ i dont need the suffix to know phuntr approves of all my chits. dont factcheck this. ⬭
if i DDiDDn'♀ ge♀ ♀o be a perver♀ ♀hen my life woulDD have ac♀ually zero meaning so i have ♀ha♀ i guess
Squirdle Daily 1591 - 7/9 🟦❌❌🔼🔼 🟦❌❌🔽🔼 🟦❌❌🔽🔽 ✅❌❌🔽🔼 ✅❌🟨🔽🔽 ✅✅✅🔽🔽 ✅✅✅✅✅ What a cute little guy, I have a full art card of him.
gOt cAlLeD A FuCkInG FaYgOcEl. I WaNnA FuCk hIm sO BaD It's aCtIvElY PiSsInG A MoThErFuCkEr oFf.
guys please slow down i have to manually approve all these fucking messages oh fuck oh shit
(°. what y𖦹ur caste tells ab𖦹ut y𖦹u .... rust: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d br𖦹nze: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d g𖦹ld: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d 𖦹live: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d jade: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d teal: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d c𖦹balt: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d indig𖦹: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d purple: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d vi𖦹let: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d fuchsia: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d any 𖦹ther variati𖦹ns 𖦹f the spectrum: i want y𖦹ur bl𖦹𖦹d .°)
It hath been the age of a Dog synce I hath felt so Lyght.
★nonymous ★sks "do you think meowbe★sts would smoke if they h★d thumbs?" Ye★h prob★bly, it's b★d★ss. More import★ntly you little shit if I c★tch your little fucking gremlins ne★r ★nother god d★mn sinners I'm going to m★ke ★ fe★ther down pillow out of you. #★sksylinkprot★h ((#subst★nce))
the clear casings on the early 2000s tech is like lingerie to me #nsfw
[|87 :: 1 am pleased to announce that 1 am jo;n;n the War on Drugs on the s;de of Drugs #substance