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fuck you for being relatable
i still think youre pretty cool i guess sorta dont let this go to your head though
you laughing at me for getting a cane was the thing to set this all off bro you gotta give in and let the universe finish what was started
and you finished the whole thing which is dope proud of you bro <3
Next of kin I am disheveled 😂😂😂😂.
🔦🐌...
hey buddy you just roll in from stupid timeline
HE'S GRIPPIN YOU 😭 FOR WHAT PURPOSE
he has a habit of grabbing me with as much force as possible but i think he just has a really strong arm
holy shit this is prolly the first time i see that guy smilin
told him i was taking a picture and he did whatever the fuck this is https://i.postimg.cc/PJZkJCwd/smile-for-da-gram.png
i do the sickest backflips anyone has ever seen kickflips too tony hawk is shaking in his goddamn sneakers every time my name gets mentioned
im not coping before anyone says anything because i know people love sticking their noses into things that dont involve them im fine and everything has been and always will be fine end of story
nah like a rule so you cant do it after you get better all just jokes all in good fun man nobody believes the poorly constructed pleas for help anyways and if they do then theyre just falling for the troll
I wOndEr If hUmAns gEt vIOlEnt UrgEs In thE sAmE wAy trOlls sOmEtImEs dO? hOw dO thEy dEAl wIth thEm?
8=8 > Dryhump the hand that feeds you or whatever #nsfw
cuz like obviously its all a joke im cool with whatever happens and id do something about it if i wasnt but its also not even bad like were just fucking around no one understands irony anymore
need some kind of rule set in place to forget everything said in this time frame so i dont get my teeth knocked out for saying stupid shit that isnt even true
pretty fucking awful B( ... nah im just kidding hes so chill like the most chill bro ever like i honestly couldnt ask for a better one hahahaha haha ha
Mmmmm cool ranch dorito.
davetosis is something that should probably be studied
i guess you gotta start being super nice to me or youll never get better
fuck thats not a good sign at all we have to hit up the emergency room before you keel over and die
im dying- i- i must....... shitpost..... before its too late
this one seems relatively aight
yeah we do that cause its funny when someone mentions it
B)
hahaha the natural state of them it seems.
yeah but you have a favorite dont you? or least favorite? i cant tell which would be more fitting theres a correct answer by the way
Dave adjacents too.
on brand actually
yep
time for the doc if thats the case.
if its serious enough for you to consider it, then its serious enough to go
* IM SAYING YOU HAVE TO COME OUTSIDE TO BE FREE WITH ME!
* SUCH WORDS SUCH SHADES! * COULD IT BE YOU ARE THE ONE FORTOLD OF IN HERODOM TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM THEIR CAGE? * BUT WHAT? IN A CAGE YOURSELF!? THIS WONT DO, WONT DO! * YOU NEED THE KEY! * THEN YOU CAN BE FREE LIKE ME UWAHAHA!
ཐི༏ཋྀ I think there might be something between you two!! Something beautiful! Go for it!!! :D - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
K--<who the fuck is bro strider and why is he 50 different people
Wonderful! I have no clue what exactly is so inspirational about it, but I'm all for finding beauty and meaning in the little things!
He called me pretty and I felt a bit warm in the face... #WhatDoesThatMean
It means I appreciated your kindness! You should be kind more often, Dirk. It looks good on you.
Good morning chittr!
donut and strawberry dream.
I hope everyone has a wonderful day today! Don't forget to eat your breakfast and keep a positive outlook. There's nothing a smile can't fix!
not maybe. its just a matter of fact.
Is there something wrong with disciplining your peers? I know it isn't the social norm but I really do think some people need to be taught better through a method that works! Like time out or extra chores!
so am i but not while im sick. that just makes everything worse.
You need to learn to care for yourself. How do you expect to keep Dave alive and well if you fall apart over a little cold? I really should teach you better but it shouldn't be my job to correct your behavior! I swear, you're nothing but an oversized child sometimes!!!
You are the problem, Mr. Strider! Quit stalking my page!
I cannot believe the lack of shame some people have here! Proudly proclaiming their desires for someone who can read their posts! It's just ridiculous. I feel quite objectified. >:^(
Be a bit more respectful next time you ask and it'll go from a "no" to a "maybe"!
Using your poor condition to guilt me into coming over... Just terrible! You should be ashamed, Mr. Strider!
Quit acting a fool and take better care of yourself. I can't always be there to feed you soup.. you're grown! >:^(
Boy, you know I can see these! This is no way to gain another man's affection and you know it.
Get scared.
i would totally go crash in bed already but bro wont let me and i really dont wanna be a wimp and disappoint him all worth it in the end i guess cant get strong if 16 hours without sleep is what does me in
For this Father's day, I would like nothing more than to obtain a glorious harlequin I have been keeping an eye on for over the past month! :-) (Pool your money together, kids)
Take a look at yourself in the mirror and your entire online history, Strider. If I do post any photos of myself, they won't be for your eyes!
Neighborhour comeback sometime soon You will all not know when until too late
I am not going to do that! I don't trust you with any photos of myself and for good reason. You're bound to do something strange with my likeness.
Do not mistake my pity reacting for sympathy, it is the closest response to pointing and laughing at you.
Well hey there yourself, neighbor! Seems like a great day to dig a hole, don't you agree?
I'm not sure what to post! I'm sure that posting about not knowing what to post will spark some ideas! :^D
getting an actual good song and game recommendation in one thing? motherfucking jackpot https://i.postimg.cc/3Rp3kcMS/image.png
Is that really what you think of me? Goodness... You should remember that these posts are public, Mr. Strider!
People are having a ball with the confessions i see.
:33 < yaoi
okay well that post is hilarious so no but yeah i can take a new one just dont do anything weird so i can actually post it
bro got me nachos for lunch its kinda past lunch time but its cool shits delicious so i cant be mad at all
