Dirk
@broStrider
31yo asshole. pots sufferer. single dad, kind of. my loser brother (@turntableGodhead) begged me to make an account on here, dont expect much.
back in my day, i used to be pretty cool. now im just gay and offputting and dizzy all the time.
i still think youre pretty cool i guess sorta dont let this go to your head though
as if i value your opinion enough to have it inflate my ego further.
cant hardly stand up on my own anymore but using my cane feels way too damn humbling.
you laughing at me for getting a cane was the thing to set this all off bro you gotta give in and let the universe finish what was started
finished my "meal." heart rates gone down to normal. even more beautiful pots morning.
5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
and you finished the whole thing which is dope proud of you bro <3
finally got some sleep. not enough, but some. my condition seems to have improved a little.
offering him something actually edible if he can do a sick backflip. parenting.
i do the sickest backflips anyone has ever seen kickflips too tony hawk is shaking in his goddamn sneakers every time my name gets mentioned
this is some sort of divine punishment for being an awful brother.
pretty fucking awful B( ... nah im just kidding hes so chill like the most chill bro ever like i honestly couldnt ask for a better one hahahaha haha ha
at a point in my agony where im considering making ammends with dave. might need to call a doctor sooner than i thought.
fuck thats not a good sign at all we have to hit up the emergency room before you keel over and die
Incredibly intrigued by your need to post live updates on your disagreements with your much younger brother on a public account. I'd love for you to go into detail as to why you deem that a mature decision to make. Not insinuating anything.
a million daves on this damn platform.
yeah but you have a favorite dont you? or least favorite? i cant tell which would be more fitting theres a correct answer by the way
davetosis is something that should probably be studied
im beginning to wonder if a doctors visit might be necessary.
if its serious enough for you to consider it, then its serious enough to go
said he was cute and he liked my reply. #watdatmean
It means I appreciated your kindness! You should be kind more often, Dirk. It looks good on you.
can i be excused for being an insufferable homo? im ill. have pity.
im in a haze and i liked this by accident. disregard my appreciation. it wasnt meant for you.
you have to be nice to me or im gonna spit in your soup before i feed it to you
noted. not taking any soup you offer me. ill drag myself to the kitchen if i have to.
im sorry i take it back i didnt mean that im sorry please forget i said that
its for the love of the game. im also delirious with a fever right now. disregard everything embarrassing i ever post.
bedridden and sick. cant stop thinking about johns dilf father. do you think these issues have any correlation?
Be a bit more respectful next time you ask and it'll go from a "no" to a "maybe"!
i would pity react to this but youre being too obvious with it so i cant. you just look silly.
i keep thinking about that gorgeous man. i need to drink. #substances
sometimes i lay on the pavement when its really hot out and bask in the sun like a severely dehydrated pet lizard until someone calls the cops to do a wellness check on me because they assume im dead.