Dirk
@broStrider
31yo asshole. pots sufferer. single dad, kind of. my loser brother (@turntableGodhead) begged me to make an account on here, dont expect much.
back in my day, i used to be pretty cool. now im just gay and offputting and dizzy all the time.
i still think youre pretty cool i guess sorta dont let this go to your head though
as if i value your opinion enough to have it inflate my ego further.
5am. eating orange slices and a banana. hearts pounding. beautiful pots morning.
and you finished the whole thing which is dope proud of you bro <3
told him i was taking a picture and he did whatever the fuck this is https://i.postimg.cc/PJZkJCwd/smile-for-da-gram.png
this is some sort of divine punishment for being an awful brother.
depends how awful we talkin here
pretty fucking awful B( ... nah im just kidding hes so chill like the most chill bro ever like i honestly couldnt ask for a better one hahahaha haha ha
need some kind of rule set in place to forget everything said in this time frame so i dont get my teeth knocked out for saying stupid shit that isnt even true
please god if youre real and you love me let this be a wake up call for him to give up the violent grind
i want to say something but im worried my condition will worsen via your prayer.
i guess you gotta start being super nice to me or youll never get better
at a point in my agony where im considering making ammends with dave. might need to call a doctor sooner than i thought.
fuck thats not a good sign at all we have to hit up the emergency room before you keel over and die
Incredibly intrigued by your need to post live updates on your disagreements with your much younger brother on a public account. I'd love for you to go into detail as to why you deem that a mature decision to make. Not insinuating anything.
getting up on my tiptoes like a ballerina and spinning around after getting a microdose of validation and appreciation
a million daves on this damn platform.
yep
yeah but you have a favorite dont you? or least favorite? i cant tell which would be more fitting theres a correct answer by the way
im beginning to wonder if a doctors visit might be necessary.
if its serious enough for you to consider it, then its serious enough to go
* SUCH WORDS SUCH SHADES! * COULD IT BE YOU ARE THE ONE FORTOLD OF IN HERODOM TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM THEIR CAGE? * BUT WHAT? IN A CAGE YOURSELF!? THIS WONT DO, WONT DO! * YOU NEED THE KEY! * THEN YOU CAN BE FREE LIKE ME UWAHAHA!