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A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@broStrider

theres nothing i can put here that you cant ask me about yourself. only here cause @turntableGodhead asked me to be. @tantalizingTensei <3 ((Note: I am physically disabled and project onto bro))

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

its like the dude forgets im not fucking paralyzed or whatever. yeah i aint in the best shape anymore but being ill doesnt mean im completely fuckin useless. goddamn.

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

which dude are we talking about?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

dave. always dave.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

fuck me.

Kult: +46
Kull: +42
Total: 88
Ratio: 1.10

don’t you have someone else to do that?

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

he does indeed.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

what happened now?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@broStrider[BS]
TT
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

nothing, baby. just annoyed.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

you poor thing.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@broStrider[BS]

damn. quick slacking and bend over then, the dude is clearly in dire straits. #nsfw

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

okay. first of all youre makin very bold assumptions about my role in all that. second of all no.

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

hes so stupid sometimes. just talks to anyone who talks to him. gotta monitor this grown ass dudes internet presence.

Kult: +12
Kull: +10
Total: 22
Ratio: 1.20
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

barely grown.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

still too grown to be this stupid.

think someone has a problem with me. funny.

Kult: +17
Kull: +20
Total: 37
Ratio: 0.85
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

what a shame.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@broStrider[BS]

happens a lot. nothing for me to worry about. just amusing whenever it’s someone new.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

oh yeah. for sure.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

huh.

Kult: +32
Kull: +20
Total: 52
Ratio: 1.60
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

hmm?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

just saw somethin i dont like too much. dont worry about it. lmao.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@broStrider[BS]
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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

don't wanna show me?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

suppose i could.

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CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
Worst Brother Ever
Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@tantalizingTensei[TT]

climbing on top of my boyfriend and waiting for him to whine about being smothered. highlights of my days now.

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

would love it if you didnt do that. youre too damn big for that shit.

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

ok no i have an actual problem now wait hang on uhhh

Kult: +19
Kull: +20
Total: 39
Ratio: 0.95
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

what happened now?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@broStrider[BS]
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

dude i need you to juju on that beat really fast

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

im honestly kind of disgusted with myself. not sure why i fell for that.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

oh yeah. you think that shits real funny dont you. https://i.postimg.cc/J7Hdxn7c/image.png

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

oh fuck you its only funny when i do this shit

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

lmao haha.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

this dude and his fuckin dougie. all the damn time.

Kult: +35
Kull: +30
Total: 65
Ratio: 1.17
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

I had that coming to me. Serves me right for trying to be a good person.

Kult: +11
Total: 11
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

all my bitches love me you aint fuckin with my dougie

Kult: +2
Kull: +5
Total: 7
Ratio: 0.40
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

you should know better than to offer help to dave strider of all people.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

i aint fuckin with your dougie.

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71
@broStrider[BS]
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Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Lavender Menace
A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
True Opeth Fan
Sorrow.
N'Zot Like Other Girls
This user's third eye has opened.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
@melindaandThemoor[MT]

I got got. What can I say.

Kult: +11
Total: 11
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

disgustingly so. im sorry.

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

dear fucking god can somebody please help me im seriously freaking out

Kult: +11
Kull: +10
Total: 21
Ratio: 1.10
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

no.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@fastidiousSwordsman[FS]

pretty. https://i.postimg.cc/nhvnj9kq/image.png

Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

very.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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nonbinary
love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@golgothasTerror[GT]

If youre not putting your money where your mouth is flirting to win a fight is a COWARDS move. Either sail me your haymaker or sail me your your kisser but riding the fence six ways to sunday is just lame.

Kult: +23
Kull: +15
Total: 38
Ratio: 1.53
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

tragic.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
@broStrider[BS]
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nonbinary
love yourself
BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
@golgothasTerror[GT]

I would be shivering in my timbers if i were you too.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
@broStrider[BS]

hah. youre cute.

Kull: +2
Total: 2