Burger Nfries
@burgerThing
{| Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you?|]
Everyone lets all start being one-note, barely people, right now
Imagine if you knew a guy named Dindin and they were like Dinner Idk I'm low on steam. Send chit.
Is your name Burger Answer quickly.
And your last name is Nfries
And you work at Burger Empress
No. Do you work there like by choice or what
{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Rise and shine, everyone! Early troll gets the grub!! Work starts at 7? you wake up at FIVE AM! ON! THE! DOT, SOLDIER!! Sleeping in? IS FOR NO GOOD, SON-OF-A-GRUB, WRIGGLERS! do you HEAR ME PRIVATE?? Now STAND ATTENTION! AND. . . GRILL GRILL GRILL!!! Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}
no thnx i think il lgo back to b3d
nah ur good bro do ur thing im ju22ayin
:33< hey id like to ordpurr a biblical plague of mice purrlease
:33< uggh they always stop carrying the good shit... :33< can i get 19893539 furench furies and if theres one more or less in there i riot?
:33< s33 this is why i clawm here great purrvice!
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I say "how may I shape your reality" a lot. I think that is a little vague. How may I leverage my complete active control over laws, fate, rules, reality and death to assist you?
Oh. Literally okay give me two minutes
{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Your name is BURGER NFRIES. You are FIFTEEN SWEEPS OLD, and you are NOT named after the FOOD ITEM. Incidentally, you ARE a manager at BURGER EMPRESS, and you run that shit like HER IMPERIAL NAVY. You do not care for or about GENDER, but you have a THING for BEEFY TROLLS. You do not like to reveal your BLOOD COLOR, because you believe that sort of thing SHOULDN'T MATTER. In your free time you enjoy WATCHING TELEVISION and LONG WALKS on the BEACH. You type in a NORMAL way, but sometimes when you get worked up your MANAGERIAL INSTINCTS kick in. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}
// BURGER? // IM SORRY... DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR LAST NAME... IS BURGER? /quote
eyoooooooo i R-EM-EMB-----ER t)(is franc)(ise. a)(, good times. you still sell t)(e special?
t)(at sucks, but e)(, i know you all work on a rotatin menu anyway. damn, reminds me of t)(e old commercials i used to DO for t)(is. really fuckin nailed t)(em.
so many sweeps of interfranc)(ise battle in order to permanently monopolize t)(e fast food industry and take it away from t)(e )(ands of lowbloods forever... a)(, a war so fraug)(t, yet a war well foug)(t. )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a... so many corpses. you almost couldnt tell t)(em apart from t)(e condiments...