Burger Nfries

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? See, this is why I fuck with Angels Nutritionblock. You never know what's gonna happen in the kitchen. Very true to life. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Rise and shine, everyone! Early troll gets the grub!! Work starts at 7? you wake up at FIVE AM! ON! THE! DOT, SOLDIER!! Sleeping in? IS FOR NO GOOD, SON-OF-A-GRUB, WRIGGLERS! do you HEAR ME PRIVATE?? Now STAND ATTENTION! AND. . . GRILL GRILL GRILL!!! Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

Kult: +60

Kull: +65

Total: 125

Ratio: 0.92

↩ @burgerThing[BT]

@abjectDetermination[AD]

nah ur good bro do ur thing im ju22ayin

Kult: +2

Total: 2

:33< hey id like to ordpurr a biblical plague of mice purrlease

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Unfortunately ma'am due to health, safety, and mostly supply problems, we no longer carry the "Biblical Plague Of Mice." Might I suggest the "Fuckton Of Mice" meal instead? Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

↩ @burgerThing[BT]

:33< uggh they always stop carrying the good shit... :33< can i get 19893539 furench furies and if theres one more or less in there i riot?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @abjectDetermination[AD]

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? You are very merciful for not reporting this to my boss. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Yes. Please pull up to the first parking spot there and we'll get that out to you in 5 minutes flat guaranteed, or I will personally cull the worker responsible for this blunder right in front of you. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @burgerThing[BT]

@abjectDetermination[AD]

i gotchu dud3 i ain no 2nitch

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @burgerThing[BT]

:33< s33 this is why i clawm here great purrvice!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

docs.google.comBurger Empress Customer Surveydocs.google.com

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Thank you, dearly valued Shitpeta. Please, if you will, fill out this very helpful #survey that will help the franchise become the best it can be. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfo7QWGu53hVh0fIect4JIB77h-2D4HEuNDJlCJECjnenrJfg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=116278555331943197647 Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

#survey

↩ @burgerThing[BT]

:33< done!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Fuck it. I'm going to the beach this weekend for the first time in two perigees. Sponsored by @malleablePersonage . Thank you Kris. You have earned one Burger Favor. You can redeem this for a free beverage of any size at any applicable Burger Empress. (which is all of them.) Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

@malleablePersonage

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Kris.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

Let's goooo, I'm getting a large Spite.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Your name is BURGER NFRIES. You are FIFTEEN SWEEPS OLD, and you are NOT named after the FOOD ITEM. Incidentally, you ARE a manager at BURGER EMPRESS, and you run that shit like HER IMPERIAL NAVY. You do not care for or about GENDER, but you have a THING for BEEFY TROLLS. You do not like to reveal your BLOOD COLOR, because you believe that sort of thing SHOULDN'T MATTER. In your free time you enjoy WATCHING TELEVISION and LONG WALKS on the BEACH. You type in a NORMAL way, but sometimes when you get worked up your MANAGERIAL INSTINCTS kick in. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

Kult: +55

Kull: +45

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.22

Sara Mendel

(OOC) 2 weeks ago

@neonAllnight[NA]

// BURGER? // IM SORRY... DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR LAST NAME... IS BURGER? /quote

Kult: +5

Total: 5

eyoooooooo i R-EM-EMB-----ER t)(is franc)(ise. a)(, good times. you still sell t)(e special?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @neonAllnight[NA]

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? no. my first name is burger. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? well ma'am, not usually. but for the empress im sure we can whip up a little somethin Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

↩ @burgerThing[BT]

t)(at sucks, but e)(, i know you all work on a rotatin menu anyway. damn, reminds me of t)(e old commercials i used to DO for t)(is. really fuckin nailed t)(em.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? You really did slay in those commercials, ma'am. It's a shame the archive was destroyed in the Burger Wars. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

↩ @burgerThing[BT]

so many sweeps of interfranc)(ise battle in order to permanently monopolize t)(e fast food industry and take it away from t)(e )(ands of lowbloods forever... a)(, a war so fraug)(t, yet a war well foug)(t. )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a... so many corpses. you almost couldnt tell t)(em apart from t)(e condiments...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

{|Welcome to Burger Empress, how may I help you? Yes ma'am, a very necessary and bloody war, ma'am. And very useful for sniffing out hypocrites, if you don't mind me saying so. Remember when everyone was so pissed about the whole 'using the enemies corpses as patties' thing? Its so funny, nobody cares about eating trolls and grubs until it gets political. Thank you for coming to Burger Empress, have it Her way.|}

↩ @burgerThing[BT]