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β EVERYONE'S A FUCKING CRITIC. I'M JUST PARTICULARLY BETTER AT IT. HE / IT | SINGLE | KARKAT DNI. β
I Am, Once Again, Stretching Out Across Your Feed To Prevent You From Scrolling Further. Sorry. #sympathetic #but #iwillnotmove
I NEED YOU TO PICTURE ME PINCHING THAT INFURIATINGLY MANHANDLEABLE FRAME OF YOURS BETWEEN TWO CLAWS AND PEELING YOU CLEAN OFF MY DASH THE WAY A PLAGUE-DOCTERRORIST WOULD STRIP A LEECH FROM SOME SUFFICIENTLY DISEASE-RIDDLED ORPHAN.
--I-want-cheese--o --#cheeseposting--o
THEY'VE GOT KRAFT GRUBSAUCE ON SALE AS A FUCKING BOGO DEAL AT YOUR NEAREST WARMART. STOP CHITTING OUT YOUR INANE THOUGHTS FOR FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES JUST TO STIMULATE YOUR UNDERDEVELOPED THINKMEATS AND GO GET YOURSELF SOME DISCOUNTED CURDPASTE ALREADY.
FUCK YOU. β KK
OK4Y, TH4T'S 4 CR34T1V3 T4G. NOT GO1NG TO L13.
ii don't liike that you took an extra 2econd to make the tag accurate. #2topthat #captor2ontop.
CREATIVITY IS ONE OF THOSE FUNDAMENTAL ASPECTS OF THE INDIVIDUAL THAT CAPTORS, AS A LINEAGE, HAVE HAD VIOLENTLY EXCISED FROM THEIR GENETIC MAKEUP, ONLY TO HAVE IT REPLACED WITH SOME MAJORLY SHITTI-FIED FACSIMILE THAT MASQUERADES AS INGENUITY. WHEN, IN REALITY, IT'S JUST SELF-DEPRECATION THAT'S BEEN LEFT TO ROT UNTIL IT DEVELOPS INTO BLATANT, UNADULTERATED IGNORANCE. AND WHERE IGNORANCE THRIVES, BLISS IS SURE TO FOLLOW, BLAH TO FUCKING BLAH, TO FUCKING BLAH, TO FUCKING BLAH. THAT BLISS, IN TURN, FUELS THE PISS-POOR BRAND OF HUMOR THAT CAPTORS SOMEHOW MANAGE TO CONVINCE THEMSELVES IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT TO EVER GRACE PARADOX SPACE. SO I REITERATE. 'TSTOPTHESLOP
SORRY K4RK4T, 1 KNOW YOU DON'T F1ND H1S S4RC4ST1C 4ND D34DP4N 4TT1TUD3 4ND HUMOR FUNNY BUT 1 TH1NK 1T'S CH4RM1NG.. L1K3 HOW 1 TH1NK TH3 W4Y YOU 3XPL41N 4ND T4LK SH1T 4BOUT OTH3RS 4MUS3S M3. >:]
okay you're good ii'll admiit that. 2hake2 prong2.
IF I WEREN'T SO FUCKING PREOCCUPIED WITH MY CAPTOR-INDUCED AGITATION, I'D HAVE YOU REDUCED TO A FINE TEAL MIST FOR THAT REMARK. NOT BECAUSE YOU SAID ANYTHING WRONG. BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYING AS SHIT WHEN YOU TRY TO COMPLIMENT ME.
H4H4H4!! W3LL! G3T US3D TO M3 B31NG 4NNOY1NG B3C4US3 1'M GO1NG TO COMPL1M3NT TH3 SH1T OUT OF YOU 3V3RYT1M3 YOU CR34T1V3LY SH1T T4LK SOM3ON3. >:] BW4H4H4H4!!!
DESTROYING YOU. JUST DESTROYING YOU. UTTERLY, EVEN. COMPLETELY.
MAN, I'M FUCKING BORED. β KK
OUTSIDE OF DOOMSCROLLING FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LAST FEW HOURS, IβM NOT REALLY SURE THEREβS MUCH MY BRIGHT, EVER-SO-INVENTIVE THINKMEATS CAN PROCURE IN THE WAY OF ACTUAL IDEAS, SHORT OF WATCHING SOMETHING OR HOLLERING INTO THE VOID AND HOPING SOMEONE THROWS SOME IDLE SPATS BACK AT ME.
I'M GLAD MY MURDEROUS RAGE IS A SOURCE OF AMUSEMENT FOR YOU.
oh good, i'd feel bad if it annoyed you or something!
B33 < lmeow valid B33 < i can chat fur a bit if you want but ive got a movie date late
NO SHOT? THATβS NICE, DUDE. WHOβS THE DATE? UNLESS YOUβRE JUST GOING BY YOURSELF AND CALLING IT THAT TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER. NOT THAT IβM CASTING DOUBT ON YOUR ABILITY TO PULL, I MEAN. IβD PROBABLY DO THE EXACT SAME THING. WHICH IS EMBARRASSING AS HELL TO ADMIT, BUT IN THE INTEREST OF CONVERSATIONAL SAVES, IβM WILLING TO RISK THE HUMILIATION THIS TIME.
BX33 < jinx and our jade! B33 < its not explicitly a <3s date but im still counting it lmeow B33 < also nah thats fair youre valid
WAIT. SERIOUSLY?? WHAT THE FUCK! GODDAMMIT, NOW I JUST SOUND LIKE A FUCKING JERKOFF FOR TELLING HER TO GO SCRATCH. IF SHE BRINGS ME UP AS A SOURCE OF THEATER GOSSIP, YOU CAN TELL HER IβM POSTPONING HER DESTRUCTION UNTIL AFTER YOU GUYS HAVE HAD YOUR FIRST HORRORMOON. UNLESS YOUβVE ALREADY HAD IT. IN WHICH CASE, I DONβT FUCKING KNOW. I TRIED TO BE A GOOD NEMESIS ABOUT IT. SUCKS TO SUCK.
it isn't a date! jade's there! if you wanna come i could probably pull you along. assuming you haven't seen coyote vs acme yet? also hi deva said to come back.
I MEAN, YEAH. I COULD PROBABLY CONNECT THE DOTS AND FIGURE OUT JADEβS TAGALONG STATUS IN THIS PARTICULAR CASE. STILL, MY POINT STANDS. ALSO, AS MUCH AS I WOULDβVE HATED TO LOOK OFF TO THE SIDE AND STAMMER OUT IN ANIME BEFORE RELUCTANTLY ACCEPTING THE INVITATION, I DID ACTUALLY END UP FINDING SOMETHING ELSE TO DO, SO IβLL HAVE TO PASS ON THE FOURTH-WHEELING. THAT SAID, IβVE HEARD RELATIVELY GREAT REVIEWS ABOUT THE MOVIE, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. IF I MANAGE TO CATCH IT SOMETIME SOON, IβLL HARASS YOU FOR A WHILE ABOUT IT AND DEMAND SOME CINEMA TALK. THANKS, THOUGH.
... UH. THAT WAS MEANT TO STAY IN THE DRAFTS. β KK
B33 < hey man good job trying to work out your f33lings on your own terms B// < sorry efurrynyan kinda started dogpiling you about it
ARE YOU KIDDING? I FUCKING DESERVED TO GET DOGPILED. IβM OUT HERE USING NEW-AGE SLOP TERMINOLOGY TO CALL MYSELF A CHUMP. HONESTLY, I DONβT EVEN KNOW WHY YOUβRE STILL HERE. GO BACK TO THAT POST AND BERATE ME PROPERLY. IβLL PROBABLY FEEL BETTER FOR IT.
MY CAPACITY FOR BEING SUCH A MASSIVE FUCKING CHUD ON OCCASION GENUINELY UPSETS ME. I DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. WHY THE FUCK IS IT SECOND NATURE? DID THE POWERS THAT BE REALLY NOT CONSIDER THAT I COULDβVE JUST BEEN AN ASSHOLE AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, A LITTLE BIT COOL WHILE I WAS AT IT? A NONCHALANT ASSHOLE. SOMEONE WITH A LITTLE FUCKING SWAGGER. THAT COULDβVE BEEN ME. BUT NO. INSTEAD, IβM AN ASSHOLE *AND* A CHUD TO BOOT. GOD, I FUCKING SUCK. β KK
I AM NOT AT THE POINT OF POSSESSING ENOUGH DEEPLY ROOTED SHAME IN MYSELF TO START CLAIMING CHUD SOLIDARITY WITH SOMEONE. NOT THAT IβM TRYING TO SHIT ON THE SENTIMENT, BECAUSE IT WAS GENUINELY VERY CONSIDERATE. BUT MY EGO IS WAY TOO FUCKING BRUISED RIGHT NOW TO RATIONALIZE THAT AS SOMEHOW BEING THE NEXT STEP FORWARD.
In a g00d way? 0u0
LOL. itβs ok, karkat. consider it your plan b if denying it doesnβt appearify your chud likeness away. like, theyβll be waiting with OPEN arms!!
i would tell you to take a breather but i think wanting to take more breathers and be less reactive is kinda the point of your post. so instead of telling you to do the thing you already planned on like someone telling their kid to take out the trash, i instead will say: good evening! or morning depending!
I FELT THE INHERENT URGE TO IMMEDIATELY GO AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT AND FREAK THE FUCK OUT ON YOU, IF ONLY OUT OF SPITE AT THE IDEA OF FOLLOWING MY OWN ADVICE WHEN ITβS COMING FROM THE PERSON IβVE CONSISTENTLY BEEFED WITH OVER THE PROS AND CONS OF WORRYING ABOUT DUMB SHIT. BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT DOING SO WOULD CONSTITUTE MULTILAYERED CHUD BEHAVIOR, AND SOMEHOW THAT ALONE WAS ENOUGH TO COMPLETELY WAKE ME THE FUCK UP TO THE REALITY OF WHAT I WAS DOING. ALL THAT TO SAY: MORNING, EGBERT.
if it helps karkat? i've genuinely been struggling a lot with intense negative reactions to things based entirely off of assumption lately! so like. i get it and i hope you know i'm not making fun!!! have you had breakfast?
FOR FUCKβS SAKE. I HATE IT WHEN YOU GET ALL UNIRONICALLY HUMAN FEELSY ABOUT SHIT YOU SHOULD BE MORE THAN EAGER TO RELENTLESSLY MOCK SOMEONE FOR. YOU WOULDβVE MADE SUCH A SHIT TROLL. FOR CLARIFICATIONβS SAKE, IβM /J-ING. OR /HJ-ING. IβM /SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. IβVE EATEN, BUT I THINK IβM JUST FEELING OUT THE USUAL EARLY-DAY STRESS JITTERS BEFORE I GO BACK TO NOT BEING A PATHETIC LOSER FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. IβLL BE FINE.