Tolpen Xlibri
@cadaverAnthology
((It is read KSlibri.)) You are here to read the occasional vents of a troll who grew up in a planetary colony system. Not everyone can be from Alternia.
77he Milkbeas77ea77er does no77 have hands. Bu77 i77 has legs. I77 kicks. Oh dear lord (Ladz? We currren77lz venera77e a ladz of some fea77herz sor77, I 77hink?), i77 Does Kick Wi77h 77hem. #subs77ance
I have a 77owel, a swimsui77 and spare 77ime. I shall endeavor mzself 77o enjoz 77he brackish wa77ers 77onigh77. 77his shall ra77her be a pleasan77lz spen77 nigh77 Or Else!
Never kill zoir self! 77he nex77 chilli naan migh77 be jusz around 77he corner!
I added a honezbeas77 gummz candz in77o bz coffee and 77he milk in i77 curdled immedia77elz. I drank i77 anzwaz, bu77... Ugh.
THAT SSOUNDSS DISSGUSSTING >8/ HOPE YOU DONT DIE >83
So far I have survived everz77hing, including 77his abzsmal caffeine solu77ion. Bu77 some77imes, such as righ77 now, I wish I did no77 survive.
WE// MAYBE THISS TIME ISS THE ONE THAT WI// GET YOU >83 NOT SSURE WHY YOU KEEP DOING SSIMI/AR THINGSS IF YOU KNOW YOU// END UP IN SSITUATIONSS /IKE THISS >8/
I have paid for honezbeas77 gummz candz 77ha77 is dolluble in ho77 wa77er 77o infuse i77 wi77h honez (and apparen77lz lemon ex77rac77 which was no77 adver77ised on 77he packaging). I am going 77o consume Everz Single One of 77hose fucking honezbeas77 gummz candz.
DO IT >83 THEY PROBAB/Y TASSTE REA/ YUMMY JUSST ON THEIR OWN >83
>8/ COU/D BE BECAUSSE ITSS MEANT TO INFUSSE WATER OR WHATEVER >8?
Possiblz. bu77 when 77hez diffuse in wa77er, 77he 77as77e is far 77oo mild. I am lead 77o believe 77ha77 77hez simplz are no77 good. 77ha77 is Known 77o Happen. No77 everz77hing can be good.
EH YOU// PROBAB/Y FIND SSOMETHING SSIMI/AR OUT THERE THAT TASSTESS BETTER >8/
77oxic sludge has Absolu77elz Fucking No77hing on 77he disappoin77men77 porridge. #FoodFailure
New low orbi77 religion s77a77ion is being cons77ruc77ed 77ha77 promises communi77z book club on 77he four77h daz of everz week. I77 is no77 a clown church so I am no77 sure how i77 go77 clearance so quicklz. Bu77 I care verz li7777le. I wish 77o a7777end a proper book club. Zou know, a Book Club Wi77hou77 Mind Con77rol. 77he bar is low.
77hird rule of 77he 77oxic sludge: Zou ge77 77o make napalm as a non-nego77iable 77rea77.
Second rule of 77he 77oxic sludge: 77he Scu7777lebo77 is no77 zour friend. I77 will be77raz zou. I77 will backs77ab zou. Do no77 grow complacen77.
Firs77 rule of 77he 77oxic sludge: Do no77.
Apo77hecarz Diaries Book upda77e, here I come, several perigees la77er. No77hing Shall Par77 Us Now! #books
I have los77 an argumen77 wi77h 77he scu7777lebus. 77herefore I have arrived an hour earlz 77o 77oxic sludge. Boredom maz acquire bodzcoun77.
Books are no77 sacred. 77hez are mass produced. If zou bough77 77hem, draw in77o 77hem. Cu77 77hem in77o pieces. Make a collage. Use 77hem as zour weapon. Borrowed books are ano77her s77orz, bu77 I am going 77o have 77he wors77 illus77ra77ions in 77he Ar77 Of War.
I am 77o spend 77he nex77 77hree free dazs back down on 77he plane77. Mz lusus has alreadz found ano77her charge. I have decide no77 77o have feelings abou77 77his.
Guess who has no77 learned her lesson and a7777emp77ed 77o mind con77rol me in77o unpaid over77ime? Some people Jus77 Never Learn.
I have reached shrimp heaven. No77hing much reallz 77o do here besides s77uffing zour mou77h wi77h algae. I suppose i77 mus77 feel like heaven if zou are a shrimp. If zou are a 77roll, shrimp heaven sor77 of sucks.
THaat is... YEs, thaat is their faault for kkeeping it open, nobody caan blaame you. DId they lockk you in, thaat you caannot leaave?
I canno77 as of 77he curren77 momen77 verifz 77he s77a77us of 77he door, as I have los77 77he sigh77 of 77he en77rance slash exi77. Mz pursui77 77o loca77e i77 again has been frui77less so far.
Ins77ruc77ions were a li7777le unclear. 77here is no more shrimp heaven. #Violence happened.
I was s77uck so long in 77he 77oxic sludge las77 nigh77 77ha77 I had 77o call 77he securi77ualis77 77o le77 me ou77 of 77he labora77orz in 77he end. #In77er77rollIn77erac77ions #PersonallzIHa77e77hem
Cold brew is curren77lz all 77ha77 s77ands be77ween me and 77he flood locks.
Imagine how difficul77 77roll Wordle has 77o be in an al77erna77e universe in which mos77 nouns do no77 end wi77h -grub or -husk. A Momen77 Of Silence for 77hese unfor77una77e reali77ies.