Tolpen Xlibri
@cadaverAnthology
((It is read KSlibri.)) You are here to read the occasional vents of a troll who grew up in a planetary colony system. Not everyone can be from Alternia.
ii need 2ome new mu2iic two biinge.
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Wha77 77he fuck do I cook for food?
egg - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
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I aam going to kkill someone. IN aa very unpleaasaant maanner #violence
print("i should get more hobbies") print("chat what are some radical +/or tubular things to get up to")
I added a honezbeas77 gummz candz in77o bz coffee and 77he milk in i77 curdled immedia77elz. I drank i77 anzwaz, bu77... Ugh.
THAT SSOUNDSS DISSGUSSTING >8/ HOPE YOU DONT DIE >83
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WE// MAYBE THISS TIME ISS THE ONE THAT WI// GET YOU >83 NOT SSURE WHY YOU KEEP DOING SSIMI/AR THINGSS IF YOU KNOW YOU// END UP IN SSITUATIONSS /IKE THISS >8/
I have paid for honezbeas77 gummz candz 77ha77 is dolluble in ho77 wa77er 77o infuse i77 wi77h honez (and apparen77lz lemon ex77rac77 which was no77 adver77ised on 77he packaging). I am going 77o consume Everz Single One of 77hose fucking honezbeas77 gummz candz.
DO IT >83 THEY PROBAB/Y TASSTE REA/ YUMMY JUSST ON THEIR OWN >83
>8/ COU/D BE BECAUSSE ITSS MEANT TO INFUSSE WATER OR WHATEVER >8?
Possiblz. bu77 when 77hez diffuse in wa77er, 77he 77as77e is far 77oo mild. I am lead 77o believe 77ha77 77hez simplz are no77 good. 77ha77 is Known 77o Happen. No77 everz77hing can be good.
im goin to kill a stranger so dont you be a stranger
its better and more fulfillin to murder someone you knoww
THinkking baackk to the job interview, I aam recaalling my maany blunders aand I haave to wonder... WAaas it my inaability to kkeep laasting eye contaact thaat convinced them to hire me? THe nervous laaughter before every response? THe aabnormaal excitement aabout haaving workk to do aat aall times? AAre they aall aalso sociaally inept freaakks?
Backscrolling 77hrough zour page a somewha77, I conclude 77ha77 77he 77oxic sludge is eager 77o hire People Who Do No77 Have Op77ion because 77hez are Unliklez 77o Qui77.
I have reached shrimp heaven. No77hing much reallz 77o do here besides s77uffing zour mou77h wi77h algae. I suppose i77 mus77 feel like heaven if zou are a shrimp. If zou are a 77roll, shrimp heaven sor77 of sucks.
HOw did you even get there?
THaat is... YEs, thaat is their faault for kkeeping it open, nobody caan blaame you. DId they lockk you in, thaat you caannot leaave?
I canno77 as of 77he curren77 momen77 verifz 77he s77a77us of 77he door, as I have los77 77he sigh77 of 77he en77rance slash exi77. Mz pursui77 77o loca77e i77 again has been frui77less so far.
AAre there no shrimp to aaskk for directions?
YOu must chaannel your inner crustaaceaan
Ins77ruc77ions were a li7777le unclear. 77here is no more shrimp heaven. #Violence happened.
WEll, waas the situaation solved?
I Bet A Killing Rampage Feels Good As Hell #Violence
I can assure zou i77 does no77. I77 feels much more sa77isfzing. #violence
ugh,, ii"m not feeliin iit twwoday,, do iit your2elvve2..
Wi77h zour persmission 77hen: fuck mz en77iire wwha77evver liife..