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"= no but i will.... ="
evven a paper tigers got clawws
im goin to kill a stranger so dont you be a stranger
its better and more fulfillin to murder someone you knoww
< GOING TO KISS THE NEXT PERSON TO LIKE MY POST >
totally candid shot not evven posin an shit just my natural state documented in crystal 7k your lusus could nevva afford this ultra high definition production quality full chitin casin grub illuminated camera sigh im so ugly (( gift art by my bootyiful oomfie @ratking-buffet ))
AAre there no shrimp to aaskk for directions?
I thinkk thaat maakkes the faamous "would you still love me if I waas aa shrimp?" quite traagic, reaally. Either you aare lovers destined to paart with deaath, leaaving eaach other to their incomplete aand hollow ever aafter, or you follow your shrimp lover, subjecting yourself to eternaal torture for your love. BUt ignore my raambling, hello, I hope you aare haaving aa splendid night
you had that dream too wwoww
evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
ugh ii wwa2 goiin twwo do round2 but wwe"re tiired.. niight..
ugh,, ii"m not feeliin iit twwoday,, do iit your2elvve2..
WHaat is light? CAaanvaas thou woundest THou woundest MY haand I aam never paainting aagaain
I need somebody to physicaally rip me aawaay from the caanvaas
femoids havve the audacity to lie about the size a their spheres online but bloww their stack if you lie about bein 6 feet in your flushedr profile (btww im 5'11" its basically the same thin)
fivve hundred cigarettes and an ancient grimoire
I thinkk you just need to get aa little more creaative with it. AAnything caan be aa problem if you aare aanxious enough
OH, so thaat is why my eyes aare not revolting when reaading this post
WEll, luckky for you, I aam maakking faalse judgements baased on your chitts, since your pfp is time aand I caannot see shit in it
I aam not thrilled aabout you haaving gotten in trouble, but... DEserved
THe supervisor, I meaan
WEll, whaat do you kknow, I trust HAaarier, he haas so much relaationship experience
TExt your ex?
Everyone Reading this just Lost the Game!!!
is anybody mad at me
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d843a6f1308f.png @vveritysGleam
I do imaagine they might consider themself quite graacious for not saackking you for thaat
YOu aare going to aattend aand you're going to likke it. AAt leaast I would recommend pretending so
WIth aall these #nsfw posts popping up, I aam staarting to thinkk todaay's taarot might haave something to do with it
Another night, another fifteen collide-and-scamper cases. #RiseAndGrind #IfYouHaveBeenHitByAVehicleLMK
dont ask me about any of that sgrub shit that wwas literally six swweeps ago also dont ask me wwhat that means for my current existence im sick of answwerin timeline questions
"if you find yourself surrounded on all sides, don't fuckin do that. wwhat are you stupid" - troll sun tzu
good evvenin feckless peons
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by popular request my almighty an omnipotent bitch breaker the priapic kraken a the seas fuckin your lusus barkbeast style #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86190e418510.jpg
I needn’t further discuss the exemplary capabilities of my devouring orifice.
#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg
The littlest one assign me Zircon. Whatever that means.
That lad is obsessed with me. Seriously. #who_wouldnt_be
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Of course when I go for dinner I miss everything. + 60 Caegars Lack Of Notification Of Happenings
You give leeway on payments and suddenly everyone hates you. #nonblackrom #ithink?
You must be new here. + 100 Caegars Invoking A Block Fee
+ 180 Caegars Attempting To Direct Charges
+ 75 Caegars Reading Chitt Fee
Cerm doesn't like IPA (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
im vverified noww suck me hard an fast through my 20000 thread trousers haters
Hmm... Havė yȯu triėd cȯṅtactiṅg thėir ȯfficė?
finally got this to wwork https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a30ee809c18.jpg
I'm stuck in the catacombs again. How many underground tunnels have cave ins into random burial grounds on alternatia? Sheesh.