♠ hated by @cadaverAnthology

writin is rlly overated. thats all i sayin.

"= no but i will.... ="

< GOING TO KISS THE NEXT PERSON TO LIKE MY POST >
totally candid shot not evven posin an shit just my natural state documented in crystal 7k your lusus could nevva afford this ultra high definition production quality full chitin casin grub illuminated camera sigh im so ugly (( gift art by my bootyiful oomfie @ratking-buffet ))

AAre there no shrimp to aaskk for directions?

I thinkk thaat maakkes the faamous "would you still love me if I waas aa shrimp?" quite traagic, reaally. Either you aare lovers destined to paart with deaath, leaaving eaach other to their incomplete aand hollow ever aafter, or you follow your shrimp lover, subjecting yourself to eternaal torture for your love. BUt ignore my raambling, hello, I hope you aare haaving aa splendid night

you had that dream too wwoww

WHaat is light? CAaanvaas thou woundest THou woundest MY haand I aam never paainting aagaain

I need somebody to physicaally rip me aawaay from the caanvaas

fivve hundred cigarettes and an ancient grimoire

I thinkk you just need to get aa little more creaative with it. AAnything caan be aa problem if you aare aanxious enough

OH, so thaat is why my eyes aare not revolting when reaading this post

WEll, luckky for you, I aam maakking faalse judgements baased on your chitts, since your pfp is time aand I caannot see shit in it

I aam not thrilled aabout you haaving gotten in trouble, but... DEserved

THe supervisor, I meaan

WEll, whaat do you kknow, I trust HAaarier, he haas so much relaationship experience

TExt your ex?
Everyone Reading this just Lost the Game!!!

is anybody mad at me

I do imaagine they might consider themself quite graacious for not saackking you for thaat

YOu aare going to aattend aand you're going to likke it. AAt leaast I would recommend pretending so

WIth aall these #nsfw posts popping up, I aam staarting to thinkk todaay's taarot might haave something to do with it

Another night, another fifteen collide-and-scamper cases. #RiseAndGrind #IfYouHaveBeenHitByAVehicleLMK

good evvenin feckless peons

I needn’t further discuss the exemplary capabilities of my devouring orifice.

#RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0169.jpeg

Cerm doesn't like IPA (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Hmm... Havė yȯu triėd cȯṅtactiṅg thėir ȯfficė?
I'm stuck in the catacombs again. How many underground tunnels have cave ins into random burial grounds on alternatia? Sheesh.




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