♦ pitied by @calicoGrievance

really what everywhere?
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jesus
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i'll watch one of urs if you watch minions this is non-negotiable
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oh my god it is him i fuckin knew it

yeah aight sure

whos the lucky partner

OKAY.

OKAY, I'LL BE EMBARASSING OUT LOUD.

oh fuck i think hes on here secretly shit how do i delete chits

riiiiight right

nah just you were a personal trainer huh
:33 < found a open soda from days ago, do mew think it’s still good?

thank you thats very kind of you i like to think i have at least one positive trait slash skill to my name so this is very encouraging to hear

are you sure i cant exclusively live off of the fifty daily pills they are marketing to me for 1500 dollars a month and ill be better off for it

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yes fight him


