

Eridan
@caligulasAwkward
I’m a nice person, wwhatevver you do. Just don’t mess wwith my anger temper Fishman o3o IM A MALE ---> DM OPEN

i sang lovve songs about her i feel like a damn fool

its nice to knoww im wworth meetin once a damn wweek or somefin fun wwhile it lasted i guess

I hate this life

i guess she doesnt like titties

Alright, wwho wwants me to hold their hand fess up

wwhats up bitches i dont get in a collar i fucking put folks in a collar end of story

this guy is so fucking sweet to me #vagueposting

“Oh but Mr. President I’m too awkward to do any of that. I say embarrassing things.” In my younger days, I managed a Dominos. A customer got the incorrect order and called to complain. Another customer came in after, and I recounted the situation to them by stating “You would have thought we hit the third tower,” a highly inappropriate to say in the workplace. However, that customer laughed and went on to become someone I considered a friend. It’s fine. No one cares.

damn i havve a crush on evveryone this is some bullshit

Join my game HAJJDA

wwhat does ‘ily’ mean?






