♦ pitied by @caligulasAwkward
GRABS YOU BY THE TAIL SPINS YOU AROUND AND THROWS YOU.
oh man dave got beauty and a beat stuck in my head. :c
Bites You And Sucks Out Your Soul. #violence
D---> No, ampora I am not in the mood to be dealing with your...f001ishness.
D---> I think people should trim their bushes, proper maintenance of one's own physical form is important and some quad mates would appreciate it. #nsfw
(=^^･ω･^^=) >GUY5 574R7 M455H471NG 7H15 1 W4NN4 5ꞫꞫ WH47 H4PP3N5 8ꞫꞫ
Now Why Would You Do That
I. DONT. HAVE. ANYTHING. SIMLAR. TO. HER.
WHAT DID THAT ERICHUD MEANT BY THAT. FUCK DOES IT MEAN IM REALLY *HER* DAUGHTER. >:B #directpost
SAY. IT.
WHO.
꒰ঌ I’m so fuckin miserable. That fish troll was in the right. ໒꒱
YEAH SSURE >8/
thats why i wanted to try it.
lol. whys everything funny. i feel calm as shit. woozy too. #substances
dude sounds like somebuoy gave a cavetroll internet access
and this is why we shouldve destroyed the universe
NICE SPELLING ERROR ALSO AGAIN SELF PROCLAIMED "NICE GuY" OVER HERE LIKE PuTTING uP A SIGN THAT SAYS "IM A WEIRDO TO WOMEN"
KEEP GOIN IM CLOZE
EW
You do, because you can't be normal for some gog forsaken reason
bloody stinkin murder i suck
WWhy do other mes havve to suck... so much...
IZ THERE ANY1 CUTER THAN @culpablyAtypical ??? I DONT THINK ZOOO NOPE X] X3 XD N IF U ZAY OTHERWIZE U ARE *LYING*
Worked out Wordle early today Wordle 1,837 4/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Big ask, chief
everyone is beautiful and deserves to be railed <3 <3 <3 #nsfw
ANON (IK ITZ YOU ERIDAN...) AZKZ: if you could kill anyone on thiz zite who would be your firzt target DEFINITELY @caligulazAwkward. OR @naughtyTechnician IF HE WAZNT A HIGHBLOOD httpz://formz.gle/6A8kURQDRovBcxvt6
oh god my follower2/followiing count were uneven for a 2econd there. at lea2t iit2 a niice number now.
5571L..H1GHHUP0N..C47N1P...55050000 GG000D #5U8574NC3
WHY NOT
Prym get behind me
at least they still talk about me #vvaguepostin #notvveryvvague
i am going(to boil() to death);
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I JUST GOT A MASSAGE WITH @CARNATIONDEFICIENT HOOOOLY SHIT. CHUIMI I OWE YOU MY LIFE FOR TAKING ME THERE
How It Fee7$ $igning On Tonight 7o7? #wh@ti$h@ppening
ד̵̶ְ͈̪́̉ח̷̸ָ̰͔̉͝ק̶̟̓ a̸͉̐n̶̫̽g̶̬͛ộ̶r̶̹̂ s̶͍̈́ẗ̶̯́r̷̯̽e̶̫̋s̸̯̑s̸̲̆e̷̩̕r̵̫͂ ṣ̸̔ẗ̴͉́r̵̰̃ȩ̴̓ș̴̍s̸̤̒ ḧ̷͕́è̷̝ļ̶̚p̴̛̪ ̴͙̇h̸̙̆e̶̻̍l̸̩̽p̸̝͌ ̷͓̋h̶̨̅e̴̠̕ļ̷̈p̸̫͆ ̵̩͌h̴̯̓e̷̱͘l̴̛͓p̵̼̃ ̸̲͛h̷̨͛e̴̛͜l̷̤̊p̶͓̐ ̸͆͜ḩ̵̽e̶̛͈l̴͚̈p̵̳̅ .̴͕̊.̵͚̎.̵̮͛.̶̰̑.̸̫͐.̵̠͆.̷̹̈́.̷͉͂.̵̇ͅ.̷̹̔.̵̭̅.̶͈̿.̵̖̚.̵͚͂.̴͉̏.̵͈̿.̴̢̒.̷̦̃.̵͈̒.̶̅͜.̷͎̂.̷̬̊.̸̻̓.̷͓̚.̵͎̑.̷̩̍.̴͚̉.̷̠̈.̵͓̽.̷̖̓.̸̏ͅ.̸̨́.̶̫̍ i̴̗͇͕̰̜̅ͅt̶̡̡͍͙̠͛̓̔̈̆͗ͅ ̵̖͍̣̩̜̂͌̌h̷̦͚̹́̿͒ụ̵̢̩̰̮͎͑̚r̵͕͕̠̼̆͋͌t̵̰͕̰̏̾͛̑͑s̸̳̬͎̲̈ .̶̡̭̥̙̘͋̀͌͌̃ͅ.̷͇͙͓͖͚̊̓.̸̡̲̻̻̱̣͗̇̿͘͘.̸̹̅̄̀͊.̶̨͎̹͓̓̓̒.̵̩̀̌͘.̵̛̙̫̼͚̝̣̜͎̉̌͗̏͋͑̈́̂͌̈̕͜.̶̨̢̰͎̗̟̹̦̲͖͇̄̊̏̉͗̊̈́̑̕̕.̷̛̺͍͓̣͈̤̠̍̋̋̍͜͠.̶̨̨̧̢͖̥̼̪̣̙̲̥͊̍̋͋͊́.̴̜̦̙̖̈́̀̐̆́͆͗͋̎̍͠.̵̛̻͇̱̝̜́̾̒͂̃̈́̔͂̌͋.̶̺̻̆̕͘.̵̛̼̪̇͐͌͗͐̆̍̋͘͘͘.̵̳͙͈̬̣̖̽̑̇̕ͅ.̶̟̳̄̓̈́̈́͗̔͑͆͒̀̓͠.̵̫͚̼̱̟̪̖̘̼̜̒.̵͖̀̅̑̽̈́̚͠.̵̬̩̃̀̈͛̀̐̈́͋̄͝.̶̯͕̫̋̀͆̇͒̃.̵̟̭̰̼͔͊.̵̛͍̼̗̜͖̘̯͂̓̎̍̐̆̑̊̕ͅ.̸͇̓̎̐.̴͕͖̭͙̜̩͈̮͇̟͍̀̄̇͐͌͛̍̾͗̄̉͘.̶̢̧̛̘̥̬̺̘̳̩́̏̔̽.̶̦̼̲̦͕̼̈́͂̀̈́̀͂̆.̸̢̢̞̠̘̆͂.̷̨̡̻̯̱̱̟͙͔͑̄.̷̙͚̜͐́̊̽͠.̴̨̨͈̠̠̂̒́̔̋̉̈͊͝.̵̢͖̞̫̣̥͎̜̻̀̃̔̌̂̀̚.̵̨̘͇͍͉̭̙͂͆̈͘.̷̨̨̛̛̞̬̦̯̬͊̽̄̆̓̽̇͘
Feeling a little bit like this today. Don't ask me to elaborate, I can't. https://images2.imgbox.com/66/63/suobyygx_o.png
":3" AZKZ: PLZZZ PLZZPLZPZLZ give me 1 chance plz??? WAT HELLO????????? I WOULD IF I KNEW WHO U WERE DM ME XDD httpz://formz.gle/af3DCHUZwUh8LJmz5
NEED TO BREED!!!!!! DROOOOOLLLLL.... #NSFW
i want more friendsssssss 8888)
IM. ZO BORED. CHITTR, ENTERTAIN ME (<--- ZAID WITH THE TONE OF A MONARCH ZPEAKING TO THEIR JEZTER) httpz://formz.gle/Ee7iLMtWt2oTzQEG8
₍^. .^₎⟆ !f ! snuck up !n your bedroom, touch you wh!le mew sleep Would you act surpurr!sed asss !f you d!dn't know !t's me ꠹
AN ACTUAL MIRACLE
ZHUT UP AND GO TRADE YOUR PANROT CARDZ OR WHATEVER OK
BROZ JUZT ZAYING WORDZ IM CRINE
shit forgot to charge my phone last night. oh well gonna leave for a bit to do stuff (jack off #nsfw) say bye bye for now to ur new roxy friend everyone! :3
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X Have you tried not having BCE (Big Cuck Energy)? #nsfw x
YOU *ARE* A CUCK
:33 < i have a new fafurrite human! :33 < hearye hearye :33 < for @tantalizinggonads is my new fafurrite human :33 < and can use me like a sl33ve all day efurryday should they ask :33 :00 < nsfw
yeah that last chit wwas about me and trollbama the last time i hit the troll louvvre
incitin/causin a traumatic incident to gain a brand neww trauma bond wwith the other person(s) invvolvved
yo who wants to pretend to get proposed to so we can get free dessert at this restaurant in town hmu
I am Going To strangle That man
CraMue And Co Are Panicking Because Callie Left The Gang Meanwhile I’M Just Sitting Here With My Six Litre Mug Of Coffee And Enjoying The Fact I’ll Never Have To Put Up With Her Shit Again
the clerk 2aiid thii2 lotiion 2mell2 liike cupcake2 and ii hope 2he’2 riight becau2e ii want to 2mell ediible.
((I *COULD* BRING CHERRY TO SNS BUT. IUNNO IF ANYONE I KNOW IS GONNA BE THERE SO. STANDS IN THE CUCK CORNER FOR NOW.))
Is There Any Version Of Alternia That’s For Sale? It’d Be Nice To Own A Version Of The Great Grey GeM
reply to this and i will tell you how much i fucking hate you
llaaww was a girl for a bit / trans fem law canon / also / lilith vgapnk is really cute / i know / very little about her / but i like her #trollonepiece
fucking goddamnit FUCK EVERYTHING. and n0, i dont want tw0 talk about it.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ U C4N 83 4NYTH1N6 U PUT UR M1ND T0, WH0R3 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
[]> LITTLE ME MAY BE TRYING TO TRICK YOU AND PULL AWAY MY ATTENTION TO HIMSELF THAT GREEDY LITTLE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL GUESS WHAT ITS MY WRIGGLING DAY TOO BITCH<[]
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WHY IZ EVERYONE ACTING LIKE IM THE BIGGEZT WHORE IN THE WORLD IM NOT DAT MUCH OF A ZLUT U GUYZ AND IF I WAZ I WOULDNT GO FOR CAZPER EITHER WAY ??? TF
👀👀👀 Why are you stealing my bit. #noticing
another day, another watchiing 20 people clown the fuck on my kii2priit.
I can't call others hypocrites, I'm the second biggest one I know. ... Perhaps third.
can someone boil me alivve just as a favvor
OMG I FOUND AN OLD PHOTO OF ME N MY LUZUZ AWWW AW AW KINDA HAD FORGOTTEN HOW HUGE ZHE WAZ ANYWAY I DONT MIZZ HER THAT MUCH ZHE WAZ A BIT OF A BITCH X/
ive remembered lunch like. maybe twvice in the past wveek.
ju2t kiiddiing ii know that 2hiit2 empty ii’m not checkiing iit.
head still hurts but ive got shit to do which means ive pretty much suffered more than anyone else ever
I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY GIRLFRIEND MAKE OUT WITH A PARADOX CLONE OF HERSELF.
nevermind. sat up and damn near fainted. im fine if im lyin down.
i need a rose you know sense i mean that
85 PPL ONLINE? WHERE DID YALL GO WHY IZ EVERY1 LEAVIN CHITTR WAT HAPPENED Xc
i don’t kinkshame man hell i’m into some sorta weird stuff too but i draw the line at shit there’s no way some of you like that shit literally haha see what i did there #nsfw #nsfwe #cw
anonymous said some bullshit: Fuck you so evil for who killed your whimsical and joy? the narrative
i disagree
man i’m s/) happy n/)thing bad is currently happening t/) me
genuinely shitting myself laughing rn
>>| got .into someone's hive. tried to steal .anything for fun. found .out the .owner was there. then he pailed roughly. .and just let me go. .i can't feel my legs but that was good. #nsfw #violence #nsfwe \ 0 >< 0 / #dubcon
@turntableGodhead said some bullshit: #myanswer #myaskbox
not to be a little hater or anything but sometimes you make a fool of yourself so much online that nobody even stops to consider that you were scary at one point
ijudt got called pathetic what am i genuinfly meant to do in this situation. like obviously its not true but.
I am finałły in receipt øf an effective painkiłłer, this øne with the added bønus øf nøt cømpełłing øne tø łivechit their pøør decisiøns and faiłures at spełłing.
can every other dave stop bouncing on my bros chits thats my job as his number one hype man youre putting me out of a job hes going to fucking fire me
ok its been almost 40 minute's since prym went to check their front door for the thing what the FUCK did you send to their coords @snaggedWritings
Drinking red.
my post was not an invitation for every dave on the platform to come give their stupid input especially if the stupid input is not actually relevant to my post and is just making fun of me. you will all be dealt with.
sometimes i just be saying genuine wordslop to people whoever puts up with that thanks
genuind chitslop on the dash.
@turntableGodhead AZKZ: why do you not appreciate my gay zock theory bro ARE WE FR RN httpz://formz.gle/46CCAFymLkMZyrJA9
ii want to do que2tiion2 two but ii miight pa22 out before ii even an2wer one.
i do be asking things #asker
ii2 the moon green? #n2fw http2://ii.po2tiimg.cc/y2cmxbyy/iimg-2806.jpg
2omeone want2 me *bad.*
yo whoever came up with that rule about socks making shit not gay was the gayest gay guys always have some damn socks on like knee socks and some garters if theyre old enough i have never seen a gay guy who wasnt weirdly into socks and stinky feet what does this mean if anything?? #nsfw ???
would you rather say hi to me or get launched into the sun and die? #violence ...?
and what’2 the u2e iif ii don’t have one two, riight? 2end whatever. http2://doc2.google.com/form2/d/e/1faiipql2eqiijv6adiiq_9tkqreeeky-ooiiarcqvr28p01axba8c2z792w/viiewform?u2p=publii2h-ediitwor
... I can't get up...
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everything is about THE METS BABY ITS ALL ABOUT THE METS LETS GO METS
i miss swweets i miss most fuckin foods actually
i_dont_think_his_head_should_do_that_._*<:(
1vwe been gett1ng really 1nto th1s human band called n1ckelback 1 should try play1n some of the1r songs...
Sometimes I think I could've been meaner. He still talks back to me. Clearly I wasn't rough enough.
not to be horny on main, but i sometimes think about what my crush has told me and holy fuck. yes, please, i wanna bounce in your lap, i'm gonna be so good, i just wanna feel you #nsfw
man i cooked up so many glizzies today hell yeah
Why does everyone have to be so hot it makes it difficult to commit to just one person. Shut up I know this looks bad. #yearning
ZO TEMPTED 2 HIT DAT BLOCK BUTTON RN ITZ LITERALLY GRABBING MY ZHIRT AND BEGGING ME TO CLICK IT BUT I WONT CUZ I LOVE RAGEBAITING UR ZORRY AZZ
I need to be meaner to people.
[|87 :: You are ;n her guts 1’m ;n her guts We are not the same #suggest;ve #nsfw #v;olence #gore
havent eaten much lately. that and the drinking havent done well for the fact that im already unable to stand up most days. have been bedridden lately. #substance
=oXO for clarity''' i,m not asexual im just shy'''''''' =oXO
₍^. .^₎⟆ Oh he wantsS me ssoooo bad꠹
II am 2uddenly realiiziing II pulled two god tiier2… II pulled not one… But two… godde22e2… Am II… better than everyone?
i hate wvhen bigger girls wvear crop tops, it grosses me out. i dont wvanna see all that tummy. #suggestiwve
I need a f00t rub #t0ep0sting
everyone mad as fuck at me suck my big fat bulge hop off oh my gog/vneg/vneg/vneg #nsfw i guess
toOop unlucky peoOople when it coOomes toOo accidentally finding coOorpses: children playing~ peoOople whoOo actually like joOogging~ irrigatioOon woOorkers~ literally anyoOone whoOo oOowns a barkbeast~ large haul foOour-wheel device drivers whoOo need toOo goOo toOo the bathroOoOom~ did i mentioOon children playing～？
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally putting her WHOLEEEE nook into it #mothergrub #motheringggg }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i shhould rlly sh2p hangin out with p3rv3rtz actually it’sh not mai fukin fault
GENUINELY GONNA ZHOOT MY PAN OUT WHAT AM I READING RN #DIRECTPOZTING
actually thinking more about it i dont knowv if the land of vwillpovwer and angelophany angels are evwen that good of company. i mean yeah im not alone but. theyre vwoices are real cryptic and most-a the time i aint understand em i vwonder if they tryna help me in godtierin
My appetite for the legendary Cheesed Burger grows ever more rave~nous~~~! ~.~.~. I grow tired of dry cluckbeast, tomato soup, and garlic bread, if I may be honest~.
Fell asleep in the office. Pitying the four ruined pages leaving happy smudges on my jaw. Hope this washes off.
i hated one chit bru/wtf https://cdn,discordapp,com/attachments/1072998659815387268/1520510821807951903/img_6446,png?ex=6a41758d&is=6a40240d&hm=45d5ead235553889844e33dd99b5cd1ecdf60163f0ce6f09d1c824d06212e2b2&
minglin wwith acid guzzlin knowwnothin bifurcated pricks in any sorta quadrant is goin to end up badly you ought to knoww this crap by noww
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMMENT ZECTION YOU PZYCHO
HOLY ZHIT I GOTTA ZTOP ZIMPING 4 PPL WJEN IK DAMN WELL IM CHOPPED AZF LITERALLY NOBODY WANT ME HELLO BZKGKHLHLBL IF I GOT LAID IT WAZ OUT OF PURE LUCK. OR PITY. YEAH IT WAZ DEFINITELY OUT OF PITY.
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No, 8ut I'm pretty confident in that fact! >::::) I'd whoop your ass until you cry in a strife!
still thinking about him. youd think id get over it faster considering we hadnt met too long ago. whatever.
⚇ Words cannot describe how much I want a fucking cheeseburger right now. ⚇ I would cull a thousand souls just for ONE burger. ⚇ I have the mandate of heaven to go out and get a cheeseburger but I CAN'T!!! ⚇ I AM IN FUCKING CHAINNNSSSS!!!! ⚇ LET ME OUT!!!! ⚇ I DON'T WANNA GRADE PAPERS NO MORE I WANT LUNCH!!!! ⚇
See? Now that type of talk at the end? Yeah, made my hairs stand up a 8it out of excitement. It's really not that hard of a concept to grasp. >::::/
ナメんじゃないよ。アタシこそが「あのオンナ」だから。底辺の雑魚らしく、ひれ伏してアタシのメリージェーンでも舐めとけ。
I ended up sleeping all day; my boyfriend didnt bother to vwake me up for vwhatevwer reason.
ii can"t evven 2uffiiciiently hate iin the2e condiitiion2.. thii2 ii2 pathetiic.. wwhere the fuck ha2 evveryone gone..
iit"2 2o wweiird 2eeiing the number thii2 loww agaiin.. the novvelty ha2 wworn off..
maybe who knows thats kinda up to you
h/)w d/) i react when fine shit starts asking if they l/)/)k like their ancest/)r wh/) they hate mid c/)nv/)? #help #(\BVI(\USLYTHEYL(\(\KLIKETHEIRANCEST(\R #d/)ilie??? #iwannalie #itwillbe/)bvi/)usth/)
Voidbadoom
i am such a hot person wtf
WHEN ARE #BULGEPOSTING HOURS. #NSFW