♠ hated by @caligulasAwkward
2omeone'2 embarra22ed.
2hut up, you're liiterally layiing on the couch on your hu2k. you a2ked me two get you chiip2 that are two feet away.
erii doe2n't get a happy #mate2priitmonday becau2e he'2 al2o my kii2me2ii2.
thii2 ii2 my obliigatwory po2t two 2ay, hii, no, ii haven't diied yet.

asked the masterbaiter
um. not moan on chiittr.
becau2e the 2quiid iinked iin iit, duh. for flavor.
ii don't po2t enough 2o ii have thii2 two 2ay: 2quiid iink 2oup.

i know worse.
you can only hate my chits if you are a 9/10 AT LEAST.

i am trying to delay the 10k kull #bulgeposting failing horribly. itll happen. ha. #nsfw

YEAH SSURE >8/

GLUB XD


EW

ANON (IK ITZ YOU ERIDAN...) AZKZ: if you could kill anyone on thiz zite who would be your firzt target DEFINITELY @caligulazAwkward. OR @naughtyTechnician IF HE WAZNT A HIGHBLOOD httpz://formz.gle/6A8kURQDRovBcxvt6

ANON AZKZ: do you zeariouzly only play video gamez? like, nothing analog AT ALL? WAT DO U THINK I AM? A NERD? httpz://formz.gle/6A8kURQDRovBcxvt6
2hakiing my head a2 ii follow that biilge2taiin becau2e my code of honor ii2 more iimportant than not beiing annoyed.

i might start bothering jane now. seems like a good idea.

X Sheet x

sheet

WHY NOT

U FIRZT TEEHEE

WHAT IVE BEEN TELLIN YOU

":3" AZKZ: PLZZZ PLZZPLZPZLZ give me 1 chance plz??? WAT HELLO????????? I WOULD IF I KNEW WHO U WERE DM ME XDD httpz://formz.gle/af3DCHUZwUh8LJmz5
NEED TO BREED!!!!!! DROOOOOLLLLL.... #NSFW

PUTTING THIZ HERE AGAIN BC WHY NOT X3 X] XD httpz://formz.gle/af3DCHUZwUh8LJmz5

Just a few more hours. That man is NOT making it through tonight unscathed. #nsfw
what, wii2h iit wa2 miine?

@aridZcuttler (HIIII 🩷🩷) AZKZ: omg hii wen would u leik to hang outtt?? 8888) WHENEVER U CAN X3 IM NOT RLLY BUZY ZO WE CAN HANG OUT WHENEVERRR ANON ZAYZ: Zo cool! YEA YEA IK I AM X] @tantalizingGonadz (OH BOY) AZKZ: whutz ur record amount of jacking off in a day that u remember 23 (ALL WITHIN THE ZAME HOUR) I REMEMBER IT ZO WELL BC I GENUINELY PAZZED OUT AFTERWARDZ httpz://formz.gle/Ee7iLMtWt2oTzQEG8

₍^. .^₎⟆ !f ! snuck up !n your bedroom, touch you wh!le mew sleep Would you act surpurr!sed asss !f you d!dn't know !t's me ꠹

AN ACTUAL MIRACLE

ZHUT UP AND GO TRADE YOUR PANROT CARDZ OR WHATEVER OK

X Have you tried not having BCE (Big Cuck Energy)? #nsfw x
iit’2 a call for me. new2fla2h, a22hole, you’re fliirtiing wiith my kii2priit. fiind a diifferent eriidan.

DIE

I'LL GO SIT ON MY GIRLFRIEND'S LAP, THANKS. WHY DON'T YOU STARE INTO A MIRROR AND THINK ABOUT WHY NOBODY WANTS YOU, FUCKFACE.

85 PPL ONLINE? WHERE DID YALL GO WHY IZ EVERY1 LEAVIN CHITTR WAT HAPPENED Xc

ANON AZKZ: iz there anyone u're interezted in? YEAH BUT AINT NOBODY WANT ME BACK LMAO httpz://formz.gle/46CCAFymLkMZyrJA9

@zurlyTabloid AZKZ: HOW ARE YOU AND ERIDAN PLANNING TO TAKE YOUR RELATIONZHIP FURTHER? ???? WHAT RELATIONZHIP YOU KNOW IT OFFENDZ ME YOU EVEN AZZUME THAT WE ARE IN A RELATIONZHIP THIZ IZ OFFENZIVE AZ FUCK httpz://formz.gle/46CCAFymLkMZyrJA9

HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR

ANON ZAYZ: YOU LOOK LIKE A OINKBEAZT ZHUT UP ERIDAN I KNOW THAT WAZ YOU FUCKING WADER httpz://formz.gle/46CCAFymLkMZyrJA9
ii2 the moon green? #n2fw http2://ii.po2tiimg.cc/y2cmxbyy/iimg-2806.jpg
2omeone want2 me *bad.*
ii really hope thii2 ii2 eriidan. iif not, ii have a ta2er. #2ugge2tiive http2://ii.po2tiimg.cc/k4mk7fxf/iimg-2805.jpg
and what’2 the u2e iif ii don’t have one two, riight? 2end whatever. http2://doc2.google.com/form2/d/e/1faiipql2eqiijv6adiiq_9tkqreeeky-ooiiarcqvr28p01axba8c2z792w/viiewform?u2p=publii2h-ediitwor

BRO YOU GOTTA CYZ AZAP BOY REACH FOR THAT GUN THAT ROPE WHATEVER YOU HAVE OR JUZT JUMP OUT THAT WINDOW IDC BUT PLZ XD #DIRECTPOZTING

JUZT WOKE UP UNFORTUNATELY AND FIRZT THING I ZEE OPEMING CHITTR IZ RHAT I GOT 5 DMZ FROM ZUM MOFO ON ZUM "WAH DIZ IZ NOT GONNA WORK OUT" ZHIT AND AM LIKE LMAO??? WHO EVEN IZ U LOLOLOLOL LIKE DO I KNOW U ORR???
not chopped one chance plea2e plea2e plea2e plea2e plea2e plea2e plea2e plea2e plea2e plea2e plea2e

AW THIZ IZ ZO CUTIEFUL TO READ LOWK U GUYZ R ZO CUTE TOGETHER X3 XD X]

THEREZ NO WAY ZOMEONE ACTUALLY ZENT THIZ TO YOU

HE COULD POZT "GIGGLIN RN" AND THEN THE OTHER ONE WOULD GO ON AND AZZUME THE WORZT IMMEDIATELY LIKE CALM DOWN??? #DAZHWATCHING #DIRECTPOZTING

IT AINT THAT DEEP CHILLAX YO

@neonAllnight (HEY TWIN) AZKZ: why do they call it oven when you oven the cold food of out hot eat the food? OMFG NOT AGAIN NOOOOO httpz://formz.gle/NQntbna4x1zfZczTA

YEAH

HEY GUYZ AZK ME ANYTHING HERE ZHIT IT DOEZNT EVEN NEED TO BE A QUEZTION JUZT TELL ME ANYTHIN U WANNA TELL ME LOL httpz://formz.gle/p91nCCUpjk2v2TAq9

okay now who in the fuck sent me this #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/2sj306p1/img-2798.jpg

2 PEOPLE HERE: OMG WHY DO U HATE URZELF UR ZO PRETTY AHAHA LITERALLY ME:

i hate wvhen bigger girls wvear crop tops, it grosses me out. i dont wvanna see all that tummy. #suggestiwve

if youwve ewver liked or pitied any of my posts, that means you implicitly condone evwerything ivwe evwer done. sorry, i dont make the rules, i just exploit em.

YO LUSUS SO STUPID THEY PICKED YOU

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMMENT ZECTION YOU PZYCHO

HOLY ZHIT I GOTTA ZTOP ZIMPING 4 PPL WJEN IK DAMN WELL IM CHOPPED AZF LITERALLY NOBODY WANT ME HELLO BZKGKHLHLBL IF I GOT LAID IT WAZ OUT OF PURE LUCK. OR PITY. YEAH IT WAZ DEFINITELY OUT OF PITY.

ERIDAN YOU ARE NOT THE VICTIM HERE AND ZOLLUX YOU DEZERVE ZOMEONE BETTER THERE, ALL ZETTLED NOW PLZ ZTOP FLOODING THE FEED WITH YO BULLZHIT #DIRECTPOZTING

Oh that's a huge crock of shit taller than you and you KNOW it! If we strife, I'm t-8agging your unconscious 8ody while reading 8ack these exact messages.
wow ii'm haviing 2uch a great day. ii wonder what eriidan ii2 doiing.

DYZLEXIA

THEY DIDNT EVEN ZAY IT??

SHOOT PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE.

I HOPE THAT NEXT TIME YOU ZEE ZOLLUX AND YOU GUYZ ZTZRT GETTING FREAKY YOU END UP GETTING HORRIBLE EXPLOZIVE DIARRHEA AND ZHIT ALL OVA YO PANTZ

GUYZ ZHOULD I GO TO KANAKA'Z HIVE AND TAKE A PHOTO OF THEIR CORPZE YEZ OR NO ALZO ZHOULD I ZTEAL THEIR ZTUFF NOW THAT THEYRE DEAD

:33< *the mighty huntress does a cool backflip landing spine furst on a rock*

NO YOU DONT
@caligulasAwkward this is why ya getting pitched and shipped
i mean people can vaugly talk about me all they want i aint gonna stop

fetching the chainsaw

You sh001d drink some milk

HOT CLOWN IN MY NOTIFICATIONZ...ZAVE ME HOT CLOWN IN MY NOTIFICATIONZ...

⚇ Angels 19:12 ⚇ "And when the sky shatters and shudders, we'll be granted the peace of double death we were always promised. All things must and will end, so it can begin again. Over and over and over and over..." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇

bit.tch douont.t hat.te me im nouot.t shipping???? my shipping wououwuld get.t way mouore hat.te t.then t.that.t

I c★n ★ctu★lly do wh★tever I w★nt

WHAT ABT MY LAME? LOL ITZ YOU'RE* DUMBAZZ FIZH

my favorite ship dynamic is the one where the stronger kills the other.
(=^^・ω・^^=) >1 JU57 W4NN4 54Y N0N3 0F 7H47 15 H3LP1NG M3WR C453. #V4GU3P0571NG

wouow shipping ouon t.the feed

DONT TELL ME WAT 2 DO HOE
(=^^・ω・^^=) >WH473V3R, 1M 571LL G0NN4 5H1P 17 LM04

Kismesis applications are open Apropos of nothing

HEY I WANT TO CLARIFY THINGZ TO DAT ONE ZOLLUX I DONT HATE UR ERIDAN LIKE THAT LMAO HEZ ALL YOURZ KEEP HIM MY HATE TOWARDZ AMPORAZ COULD NEVER BE ROMANTIC!! EW XD

i will poison all your happiness
(=^^・ω・^^=) >5ꞫꞫ WH47 1 M34N???

Just woke up, are we crucifying Eridan or something because clearly he did something I just don't know what exactly got everyone so riled up.
(=^^・ω・^^=) >L0L0LUM ♠️ 3R1D4N

i wish i could saw him in two a second time oh wait i can can't i

AZ IF

AZ THE OTHER GUY ZAID THATZ ZTILL TOO MUCH

EXIZT
[FEED COMMENTARY] I was going to post a broadcast, but apparently all of Chittr /has been eaten/. It was nice knowing you folks.

YOU LOOK UGLY AZ FUCK LMAO

#shitpost

< I'D FIGHT A GAMZEE, A KURLOZ A GHB. I'LL FIGHT ANYONE >
i wwas gonna make a long post but i decided if i havve nothin nice to chitt, i shouldnt chitt at all dont wwanna givve people receipts to screenshot
i lowk lie to everyone when i say i stopped being a hater i still fucking hate so much #confession

.i havent and will not read any of thiS .but your dedication to the bit impresses mE

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.cry morE
eridan its me the imposter from among us. see picture for evidence https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/fd.jpg
eridan unlike my chit i know for a fact you have never even touched the beauty that among us is

.i felt like it and you make yourself and easy targeT
not iintere2ted iin leaviing me the fuck alone???
he'2 not lettiing you hiit, bro.

8ro just say you lack whimsy and go

yeah sorry mate i had to confiscate your ampora privvileges indefinitely until such a time that the council of eridans decides youvve provven your wworth

hot

OPEN YOUR INNER GANDER8ULD AND LOOK INWARD

okay just 8ecause you don't remem8er eating it doesn't mean you gotta 8lame everypuppy else

:33 < nepeta always parries
denied try again ribbit later
ii2 thii2 fliirtiing or are you ju2t beiing niice.

You fail to accept facts and logic.

i regret interacting with him

uh-huh yeah totes have you considered you might be the problem

No the fuck you don't.

.the red one is strongeR

.yeS .i dO

.women dont love you bacK

Look in the mirror.

Too bad women don't love you.
they look liike me, hehehehe.
idk about the talented and amazing but i can at least agree to da beautiful part you can have #eridanhour when its ur turn or u can decide when it is its always #scizorhour 4 me. i aint waiting on anyone to tell me i can love on me seems like u do too, lovin on yourself i mean so yeah. #eridanhour when
diid not need two po2t thii2. love you though, you're 2o warm riight now.. 2oft 2kiin.
weren't you beggiing for iit? kiill your2elf. #n2fw #cw-2elf-harm

:33 < hot, i ship it. :33 < send me pics when mew two do it
fuck eriidan ampora. 2end chiitt @caligulasAwkward












