
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT WORKED. I'M BACK. WHAT THE FEUDAL FUCK IS THAT MALIGNANT MASS OF TEXT UPLOADED FROM MY CHITTR PROFILE.

Woe, bilingual curse be upon ye.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DIDN'T AGE A FUCKING *DAY* DURING THAT ENTIRE ORDEAL. I KNOW, BECAUSE I SPENT THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AFTER I GOT BOOTED FROM THE THEATER EXPECTING MY MOLT TO HAPPEN, AND IT NEVER DID. I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT MY CURRENT LABOR CONTRACT RENDERS ME EFFECTIVELY TIMELESS. AND FOR THE RECORD, THAT'S NOT EVEN *COUNTING* HOW LONG I WAS AWAKE AND AWARE WHILE I WAS IN FUCKING MAIDJAIL. INCONSOLABLE WEEPING BROODMOTHER. THE MOTHERGRUB OF ALL TORMENT NEXI.
hUH,,, yEAH, tHAT SOUNDS LIKE IT SUCKS, tHOUGH i GUESS YOU KNOW SHIBARI NOW? aND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF, tHAT IS PROBABLY A GOOD RESUME FILLER FOR, wHEN YOU GET OUT OF THERE AND NEED TO APPLY, tO A NEW PLACE OF WORK,

OH. OH GOD. THAT. IS WAY TOO MUCH PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE. PLASTERED ALL OVER MY CHITTR PROFILE. I THINK I'M GOING TO THROW UP.

HELLO, SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON FROM MY PLANET OF ORIGIN WHO I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT FOR A HOT FUCKING MINUTE. I'M A LITTLE TOO FRIED UPSIDE THE SPONGE TO DEVOTE THE NECESSARY PAN-POWER TO PROCESSING THIS, BUT I'LL GET BACK TO YOU WITH MORE THAN A "YUP" ONCE I'VE HAD A FUCKING CIGARETTE. BLUH.
lol yea take a nap kid

WELCOME BACK CHALKY!!! (|:D not gonna lie i dunno if im gonna retain like MOST of what that all was but I hope you have FUN or at least got a break (|:P

SIGH. THANKS, CUEKEEPER. CUEKEEP. CUKE? NO, FUCK THAT. SIGH. THANKS, SERPAZ.
D--> I would say we need to put a bell on you but no bell we pull on could rival whatever invasive tagging mechanism the Felt are likely to insert in you now that you have been recaptured. Morbid future aside I am glad to see you back, with a body that is slightly STRONGER than it once was. I did miss you as did many others.

