IT'S BEEN APPROXIMATELY FIVE HOURS SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. GOD DAMN THAT FUCKING CUEBALL FOR POSTING A LITERAL GUIDE TO THIS RIGHT BEFORE THIS HAPPENS. THAT LACQUER-POLISHED SHITFUCK MIGHT AS WELL HAVE DECLARED OPEN SEASON. I'M OKAY. HANDCUFFED TO THE LOUNGEPLANK, BUT OKAY. I GUESS THIS IS WHAT EMPLOYEE RAPPORT-BUILDING TIME LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU'RE ON FORCED VACATION TIME. JUST DON'T FREAK THE FUCK OUT OVER ME TOO MUCH. I'LL GET OUT OF HERE. I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO PICK A CUFF. OR I CAN FIND THE KEY. MAYBE SHE HID IT IN MY DIGESTION SAC, OR SOMETHING. I COULD START PUNCHING MYSELF UNTIL I COUGH IT UP. IT'S WORTH A TRY.
bro if y0u get out 0f this i WILL lo0k for y0u so i can kick y0ur dumb ass for j0ining up with them. you never c0nsider your 0wn safety. but yeah pizza will be ordered.
CAN YOU BRING ME A PINEAPPLE FAYGO. WE JUST FINISHED OBSESSION AND I CAN'T GET UP TO GET SOMETHING FROM THE HUNGER TRUNK.
:o) But of course. :o) You will find the drink perched, cold, at your side, as though it had been there all along.
D--> I think I have given up øn "freaking øut" øver anything yøu đø at this pøint.
...w0u1d y0u 1ike a guide tt0 picking tthe cuff?
she k1nda mogged you wh1le karknapp1ng ngl
what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK!!!! what? why?? HOW??? Who fuck doesnt matter who im gonna find you somehow
:33< i don't know if im relived that thats all this is or
oH, hEY, hAVE FUN AT bOY'S nIGHT, pAL,