♣ mediated by @carcinoGarlic
VWhat, I'm a sea dvweller, I eat sea lusii and such.
:33 < we got crab on the menu like the animal lmfaooo.
(( if only it wasnt out of character https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4904b28b019d.png @carcinoGarlic
Hahahaha.
Cod, I forget howv vwarm it gets as it gets closer to day time out on the sea, curse alternias harsh sun, vwhat's evwen vworse is that soon it'll be vwinter upon us and I knowv parts of the sea are gonna freeze up into ice, that's gonna be a pain navwigating through.
I'm trying to relax and this blasted crewv of mine is making to much noise on the top deck, might take control of the helm and sail seaport bound for a little vwhile since resting is out of the option for me, maybe sail to land and go out to buy myself some proper Ale, grog and rum for myself. #substance
Oh cod, listen here you stardust sniffing cavwe dvweller, you vwanna come here and scrap up the blood from the sand be my fuckin guest.
Fuckin made it to the shore finally, I gotta remind myself to cull some of these useless landlubbers later.
i'm sure even if she was real you wouldn't have done anything but alright.
aint had redblood nook in a longass time i could change that but like strangers are so borin compared to my actual partners im in open relationships by the wway dont hop my ass #nsfww or wwhatevver
folded under zero pressure
as much hype as i get, i dont think i was actually meant to survive. huh.
Being horny 70% of the time is why I have Dave babysit.
Well, you brought the whine without anyone asking actually.
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dreary wweather today i tend to prefer that though
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I still hate everyone here!
it's almost sunday.
wait wait its all making sense of course its a test of my will and determination to succeed to make sure i dont immediately get my ass kicked when i step outside of the safe zone in that case take THIS please let me down thank you kindly
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time to roll up these sleeves and really put on the protagonist charm then huh look out world ready or not here i come
haha
I'm sure you will champ
Sorry it was hurting , do you feel better now though?
Alright chittr I need opinions here, is it more egotistical to fuck another version of yourself or to not fuck another version of yourself cause you believe that you are the best version of yourself. #nsfw #selfcest #Super-ego-moment
Let's go eep
Speaking of possessiveness, I think some people would look real pretty with a orange dog collar on them. #suggestive
im so hungry i could eat a dirk
Hes harmless
you fell for my trap card i commit to the bit
i flirt by liking pitying mediating and hating chits or maybe i dont youll never know
hope im not just another dave on chittr to yall but also a friend but also an enemy but also just a guy
Man he is sooooo suspicious, I’m just sitting here and he keeps meditating my posts about it.
you interacting because you want me to huh
i do cool guy things man get with the fucking program
