
Attention, darling attendees of this most-beloved and revered movie club. We are Rose B. Lalonde and Nepeta Leijon, de-facto interim leaders of the Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club. As some of you may be aware, our dearly departed supreme leader and co-founder @carbolicGalvanologist continues to drift through Paradox Space and the Dreambubbles, and thusly Nepeta and I continue to steer this proverbial ship until the miracle of resurrection presents itself- The coup is still assured when he returns, worry not. That being said, this week's feature for #ABCC #Watchparty will be: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales We find ourselves in front of the conclusion to the grandiose pentalogy. Truly, the weaker of the five, although this one brings closure to a few of the loose ends we had- rushed as they may feel. Showtime as per usual will be at 7 PM PST/10 PM EST with tonight being also optional #substance night. Please, comment below or reach out to me (@therapistofThedeep) to reserve a seat for tonight. Remember that spots are limited and they tend to get filled, so don't put it off for too long. Also, a reminder that ABCC has a suggestion box. Romance, romance-adjacent, or technically construed as romance in any way, shape or form, make sure you use this link to let your voice be heard. (Results may vary) Looking forward to sharing this experience with you. In the immortal words of CarbKat (Karkito, to Chchow), #GETIN PS: Crumbs will not be provided. That's Karkat's bit. PPS: Floor bacon is still being reviewed by the board and will be given out in a case-by-case basis.





