♦ pitied by @carcinoGeneticistt

morning karkat how are ya

:33 < mew decided to pawst mew #girlbulge nyaw ;3 :33 < #nsfw #bulgeposting https://i.imgur.com/VzGkDPD.png

:33 < mew mew mew mew meow meow mew :33 < meow meow meow mew :33 < meawpawsting! :33 < #meowposting #meowposting2027

8EHOLD !! MY 8EASTS !!
I don't mind if you call me fat! Just don't complain w)(en I crus)( you 3>8) #suggestive #nsfw #bbw

gonna repress wvhatever i'm feeling right nowv about those wvords cause it feels right
anonymous said some bullshit: Dare you to DM someone you're crushing on i am a grown troll and very busy pretending im dead ill have a crush later
anonymous said some bullshit: Do you honk when you're hugged more of a squeaky toy then a clown honk
Sooo.. is it safe if i post doodles here.. maybe.. okaey..

This new Karkat is fun! I mean, they all are tbh but this ⚣ne h⚣lds the standard -3-

i shuold sleep but i dnt want 2

tRuSt bRo, It cAn gEt wAaAaY WoRsE (o: MiSsEd bUlGe pOsTiNg bUt tHaT WaS A WhOlE CyClE ThInG YeStErNiGhT.

)O: nOt lIkE PiTy *PiTy* BuT LiKe i hOpE YoU FiNd tHaT ShIt tOo (O: ThAnKs mAn! SpEnT ThE LiGhT At hIs pLaCe tOo sO LiKe tHiNk iT'S OfFiCiAl.

nAw, NoT ReAlLy. I MeAn lIkE I DoN'T EvErY LiGhT BuT YeAh fOlKs wAnNa bE GeTtIn tHeIr pAiL On wIcKeD BaD!

tHeN YoU CaN'T GeT It mAn. ThE KiNdA LiKe eCsTaSy tHaT GeTs sPiNnInG In a mOtHeRfUcKeRs pAn wHeN He gEtS To tHiNkInG HoW CoOl aLl tHaT ViOlEt jUiCe wOuLd fEeL SpRaYiNg oUt hIs sHoUt tUbE. hOpE YoU FiNd tHaT MaN )o:

(=^・⩊・^=) < THIS PURRLACE IS HORNY AF!! AND WELL, I DON'T MIND IT MEOWSELF! BUT HEY, IF IT BOTHERS MEW JUST BLOCK THE #NSFW TAG!

(=^・⩊・^=) < WELCLAWM TO CHITTR AFTER DARK! MEW GET MEWSED TO IT.

yOu aIn't fElT ThAt sPeCiAl hAtE BeFoRe mAn?

tRiEd dOiN ThAt mAn. WaS NiCe tO HiM, fLiRtEd pItCh sTyLe, AsKeD DiReCtLy n sHiT In dM'S. nOt lIkE AnY Of tHe hElP GoT HuRt. AsKeD ReAl nIcE To lIkE EvAcUaTe wItH PlEnTy oF TiMe. (o: bRoThA, tAlK To tHiS ErIdAn oNcE N YoU'D ToTaLlY GeT It. KiNdA DoN'T WaNnA AiR OuT ThE MaN'S KiNkS FoR YoU'S In pArTiCuLaR.

)O: i tHiNk i'm pReTtY SaNe iN ThE PaN, sObEr fOr lIkE SwEePs nOw. FeElInG ThAt sPeCiAl kInDa hAtE FoR ThE PrInCeLiNg mAn, WhAt'd yOu hAvE Me lIkE Do?

nAh, BrOtHa. WaS JuSt eRiDaN'S HiVe. ThE MoThErFuCkEr hAd tO CoMiN. tRuSt! (o:



