Karkat Vantas
@carcinoGigantis
I GUESS IM DOING THIS NOW. // all art made by me :)
I DONT NEED BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY, DO I????
im just doin my best to look out for YOUR wwell bein kar just like i should and in my expert opinion the answwer to this question is yes you do and NO ONE ELSES opinion should matter on the subject
that IS what he wants thank you very much holy shit never suggest this again my stocks almost dropped
sorry davve kar set my back on the right course dont wworry i fully support you havving a big ass titted matesprit as you should
[PART 2] => TALK.
[ PART 1 ] => INVESTIGATE.
poor dirk... i believe oUrs is strUggling with the same choice.
MARRIED TO AN IDIOT.
[ It seems like someone ( @yaoiMerchant ) was jealous of all the prying eyes. ]
How > Beautiful > You > Two > Are, > Have > Fun! > ♡
8=l < Both of you are quite gorgeous
OKAY, IM UP. JUST HAD A SHOWER, TIME TO ANSWER MORE OF THESE. Q: "you should like lowkeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy take your shirt off for research purposes yk i totallyyy have a research abt troll anatomy for one of my psychology class and youre my case study lollllllllll not bc i wanna see your tits or smt i just wanna see how your body looks like trust" I DONT THINK ITS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES BEFORE I PUT A SHIRT ON.
what so you wouldnt bottom if a bad bitch asked you to lame game is game man
PART TWO, I FUCKING GUESS. Q: "biblically dawg carnally im talking sweat blood and tears look im just putting it out there" THIS ISNT EVEN A QUESTION. WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF GRUB AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THIS. Q: "2o liike when diid you get actually hot iin2tead of ju2t annoyiing and kiinda pathetiic." FIRST OF ALL, I SAW WHAT YOU FILLED IN FOR THE HANDLE MOTHERFUCKER, IT IS ASTONISHING TO ME THAT YOU BELIEVE I CANT RECOGNIZE THAT STUPID LISP ANYWHERE FROM HOW DEEPLY ENGRAINED INTO MY THINKPAN IT IS, ASSHOLE. YOURE NOT SLICK, YOURE LESS SLICK THAN SANDPAPER ON A WART-INFESTED PIG. ANYWAY, WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, I DONT KNOW. I JUST GOT OLDER I GUESS. NOT LIKE YOU WERE MUCH BETTER. Q: "Would you let a dilf hit it, ride it nasty and quick. Maybe squeeze them phat pecs?" WHAT. WHAT DO I EVEN SAY TO THIS. I DONT KNOW??? MAYBE??? I HAD NEVER CONSIDERED IT BEFORE, DEPENDS ON THE DILF???? ANYWAY THATS ALL FOR THIS BATCH. THE SUN IS COMING UP SO IM GOING TO SLEEP. GOODLIGHT, I WILL BE BACK WHEN THE SUN HAS ENOUGH OF ALL OF YOU AND FUCKS OFF.
hmmm maybe itzz time forr me to conzziderr havvving childrren...
OH MYY YOURRE XOOOOOOOO RRIGHT AND YOU CAN JOIN MEEEEEE ZZZEZZZEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ <3<3<3
yo everyone want whats mine ts crazy im gonna have to fight em off with a fucking stick at this rate like im some medieval bodyguard
OKAY, BEFORE MY NEXT SERIOUS POST I JUST NEED TO SAY THIS. YOU PEOPLE ARE *HORNY*.
THREE OUT OF SIX PROMPTS I HAVE RECEIVED ARE IN REGARDS TO MY FUCKING TITS. I WILL STILL ANSWER THEM IM JUST ALSO UNIMPRESSED.
OKAY SO THERES ACTUALLY A LOT OF YOU SO IM DOING THIS IN BATCHES FUCK YOU. Q: "Imagine you're skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?" WHAT THE FUCK. FIRST OF ALL, WHY WOULD I BE SKYDIVING WITH SOME RANDOM HUMAN BABY??? WHY DOES IT HAVE THE PARACHUTE??? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BABY IS THIS. IM DOING WHATEVER I WANT. I COULD PROBABLY BEAT IT IN A FIGHT. Q: "i dont have a question im just jumping and waving to you!!!!! actually wait do you have a favorite plant? or flower? im curious" HI. YOU DONT NEED TO JUMP, I CAN SEE YOU PRETTY FUCKING CLEARLY DESPITE THE EYEPATCH BELIEVE IT OR NOT. I DONT KNOW, I GUESS I LIKE THYME. AS FOR A FLOWER, UH, CARNATIONS? Q: "Are you and Dave in an open relationship right now?" NO. UNLESS THE CLOWN SHOWS UP, THEN DAVE WILL PROBABLY FOLD. ANYWAY I HAVE TWO MORE OF YOU TO ANSWER AND ONE ISNT EVEN A FUCKING QUESTION BUT THEYRE GOING IN THE NEXT POST SO BE PATIENT.
carnations are a good pick!! thank you for answering :)
OKAY. I HOPE THIS WORKS. IF NOT, FUCK IT, THIS IS STUPID. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe9VoG8VAgbWDjEsTG0mhzfi2NpYuIUGVOAyV_C4Jx6brteAA/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=100771912995310055024
SURE, WHY NOT. LETS JUST PUT RANDOM LITTLE DETAILS ABOUT OUR DAILY LIVES OUT IN THE PUBLIC, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A GREAT FUCKING IDEA @yaoiMerchant . SURELY NO PART OF THIS WILL EVER BACKFIRE. THIS IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF ENTERTAINMENT WE NEEDED TO SPICE UP THE DREADFULLY LONG INTERMISSION OUR LIVES HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN. UGH. WELL, GUESS I'M HERE NOW.
its such a good idea and you know it im basically the king of good ideas and have the providence of knowing what awesome entertainment consists of among other things you look hot here btw #huzzalert
IM NOT AGREEING WITH YOU ON THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG AND IF I TRIED TO LIST EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU *DIDNT* HAVE A GOOD IDEA WE WOULD BE HERE ALL FUCKING DAY. ALSO IF I HAVE TO HEAR YOU GO "#HUZZTHAT" OUTLOUD ONE MORE TIME I WILL GENUINELY HAVE TO STRANGLE YOU BEFORE IT MAKES ITS WAY INTO MY VOCABULARY AS WELL.
blah blah blah proper name backstory stuff come here often handsome youre tempting me to use the huzz alert tag more verbally when you tell me to not do that you know that right feeling like todays opposite day idk