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D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
letting this go to my ego thanks -.o
barely awake at work and already getting hit on you’re making me feel popular lmfao
stayed out too long last night at least this time i made it back to my hive before crashing lmfao
I NEED. TO #BOUNCEONIT. WITJ ANOTHER ME. ONLY A ME WOULD KNOW ME.AND WOULD BE. FUCKING AWESOME AT WRECKING M SHIT WHILE IM HIGH AS FUCK. YEEESSS. #NSFW #SUBSTANCE #SELFCEST
((this is a test of something, don’t mind me. UUUUUUUUUUUU
S♡me♡ne is g♡nna die at that event. Either that ♡r s♡me♡ne is g♡ing t♡ get severely injured and hell will break l♡♡se. N♡w usually I’m n♡t the type t♡ even care ab♡ut this stuff, but this is sketchy. Real sketchy. And apparently hearing fr♡m the grapevine that type ♡f aphr♡disiac d♡es stuff t♡ pe♡ple. N♡t even in a g♡♡d way. </3 #eridanweek #substance #sketchy #D♡NTTRUSTTHEM
There sh9uld 6e s9me j9y in me n9t kn9wing what is g9ing 9n.
ARE YOU CHITTR? CAUSE I HATE YOU. #BLACKROM
((Imagine if you will, a spritzer.))((Down fido.))((/joking))((/lighthearted))
((Just tell them how you are feeling about it in a low pressure, nonconfrontational way.))((ex: "Hi there, I've loved reading your chits. Would you be comfortable talking OOC?"))((Or if IC, react bomb them until they explode.
((Usually through out of character messages. :p))
@pickpocketingintellect didnt like my gift smh https://i.imgur.com/eg22goj.jpeg #nsfw
heavy is the head that wears the muzzle 😔 #bitHerOnTheBulge #timeOut #😸 #blackRom mew~ 💖✨
smoke break, mew~ literally, Undyne beat me so hard my animatronic parts started #smoking and she had to stop LOLLL #violence #substance if mew squint #blackRom mew~ 💖✨
fUUUCCCKKK the kismesis is making me work overtime on punchingbag duty today, I hope I don’t get beat to all hell too bad befurrre I get the chance to beat randos to all hell in the #day2 #eridanweek mosh pit tonite #violence #blackRom mew~ 💖✨
When he spits in yoour face but it almoost coounts as being kissed oomggg <3< <3< <3< #blackroom
(^･ω･^) < YOU UNDERSTAND THE TRUE SHIPCOURSE I APPROVE OF THIS SHIPCOURSE #SHIPCOURSE
(^･ω･^) < I HOPE EVERYONE IS ENJOYING MY STREAM AT #ERIDANW33K I KNOW I CANNOT HEAR THE MUSIC BUT I AM ENJOYING WATCHING THE CHAOS!!! THE SHIPS ARE ENDLESS HERE!!! #SHIPCOURSE
(^･ω･^) < GRINDING HARD ON THESE SHIPCOURSE DRAWINGS!!! #shipcourse #art #ihatedrawinghair!!!
masochist's injury/fetish/kink tier list #nsfwe #gore #violence #personal-experiences #kink #body-horror took me forever to go through my scars and memory lane to remember all of them lmfao s+ through c because, let's be honest, i don't think i've ever disliked pain i've received all of these have their own history behind them --------- s+: cigarette snub-outs | broken ribs and pressing on it | digging out a bullet by hand | choking | carving. | deep slices | skin breaking from force (paddling or other methods) | extreme lashing | barbed wire bondage s: bites (chunks taken off) | eye pressed in, popped blood vessels | piercings (put them so high because they were done slow with eye contact lmfao) | busted lip (seems tame compared to everything else but i like the constant reminder that comes with this one) | tooth being broken and a thumb pressing against it after | stabbed (but the wound digging that came after should be s+) | having my ankle broken | getting stitches a: bites (regular or breaking skin) | broken nose | broken orbital | displaced jaw | slapping added this high just b/c it’s hot even though it’s basic | tattoos (theraputic tbh) | clawing (classic) | broken radius | spanking | punctured lung | alcohol poured on wounds (does this count as aftercare???) | rope burn | electric shock b: tattoos | slashed with knives (would place them higher when done by surprise or as a sensory thing, but honestly a one and done too quick for me) | severe blood loss, only this low b/c it’s kinda numbing which like you win some you lose some c: shot (too quick and don’t really notice it at first? see above tho aftermath was cool) | blunt force to the head (got a concussion, honestly was kinda annoying even though i liked the initial hit) | surgery w/o anesthesia (but only because of the dumbass involved, this itself would be much higher w/ the right troll i’m sure)
G♋︎♋︎D CAUSE I’LL SEND DR♋︎NES AFTER Y♋︎U
OH MY G♋︎D I WISH Y♋︎U WERE FUCKING DEAD RIGHT N♋︎W
Would ¡t be bad ¡f ¡ sa¡d t][at ¡ am a MuTaNt?
Charles Entertainment Cheese will die.
#nowplaying "they were all in love with dyin', they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8sgmseehi4 warnings if you don't know the song #nsfwe #gore #death #substance
(^･ω･^) < I WANT TO CONTINUE DRAWING SHIPCOURSE BUT I K33P GETTING DISTRACTED BY ALL THESE NEW SHIPPING IDEAS AND NEW TROLLS!!!!!!!!! MAYBE COULD USE SOME HELP ON IT LATER!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #art #busy
guy needs to clean behind his fuckin ears
if you do something that irritated your clown pale situationship and they start typing in all caps and using bigger words than usual (i didn't know she knew the meaning of putrid) does that mean you're screwed, asking for a friend??? #fuck #nsfw #violence
((ooc: credit to @pitilessdispatch for the beautiful art of surtur and roe i could chomp on this)) back from who knows where doing . . . well i guess you can see not the jade id prefer to have hitting the back of my throat but whatever @pitilessdispatch can't believe i let you talk me into posting this dumb shit >.> @archiveaddict is this enough mlm for you??? https://i.imgur.com/ui6litj.png #nsfw #nsfwe #cantbelievethisshit
on my way to who knows where to do fuck if i know #travel
10 monsters and 6 five hour energies i made it through the day shaking a bit but still didn’t burn down troll hot topic yet so it did something #substance at this rate #violence
WHO FUCKING CARES IF YOU'RE NOT INTO PAILING LIKE "OTHER PEOPLE"? NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A SHIT BUT YOU. YOU'RE NOT WEIRD OR FUCKED UP OR FUCKING ANY OF THAT, FOR WHATEVER YOU DO OR DON'T FEEL ON THE SUBJECT. DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO OTHERS OVER SHIT THAT ONLY HAS TO MATTER TO YOU. #SEMINSFW
SOMETIMES I FEEL BAD AND ODD AND WEIRD FOR NOT BEING AS INTO PAILING S^BJECTS AS THE REST OF THE TROLLS ON THIS SITE. AND THEN I FEEL F^CKING ST^PID FOR THAT BECA^SE WHY AM I COMPARING MYSELF TO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE? B^T I DON'T ACT^ALLY STOP COMPARING MYSELF EVEN AFTER THAT. IT'S REALLY F^CKING D^MB.
We listen and we do not judge, addendum 1. Is there not something so rapturous about the bliss of being able to 'blame it on something in the water'? By most counts, our bodies are roughly 50% to 60% water. Quite consistently there is something in that water. Something that makes us behave. Strangely. And when the primordial oozes of chemicals graft themselves onto the pathways of our brain, slicked throughout the span of an entirely overexerted central nervous system, we become slaves to our instincts. The way hands interlock. The manner in which fingers conspire to unravel our primitive cloth and coverings. The defenses against immodesty we hastily constructed over generations is carnal forfeiture. We are naked before the wants of others. Willfully subservient to the sway of smells stained into our tongues and teeth. Girded forward by the longings of urges unconquerable on our own. We want, therefore we are wanted. Even if we do not want to be this way, it simply is. So we embrace it. Or are embraced. #NSFW #Sweat #Olfactophilia #Osmolagnia #Hypnosis #MindControl #Dubcon #CNC #Bromidrophilia #WeListenAndWeDoNotJudge
having an emo day
is that bulge indica or sativa? #nsfw #substance
I could give [][]im w[][]at [][]e deserves... <3- #fictionalcrus[][] #blackrom #nsfw [][]ttps://file.garden/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/c[][]ittr_images/alternian-psyc[][]o.png
i’ll carve that you’re my property into any inch of flesh you let me torture #nsfwe
Who were they kinning at the time of the incident?
judgement is temporary, scars are forever preach #nsfwe
> Now playing: PROPER RHYTHM (That's all there is to it) - UNBEATABLE OST ⏮️ ⏮️ ▶️ ⏸️ ⏹️ ⏩️ ⏭️
:o) honk.
WHY NOT BOTH TOPICS? #nsfwe
none of you will make it out alive
> from clownpo2t1ng to p1221ng w1th1n the 2pan of 3 hour2 1 love th12 21te #n2fw <
would love to turn a bootlicker into a boot licker iykwim #nsfw #kink
now were talkin #selfcestchallenge
agreed.
agreeing to helping sew shit is all fun and games until. ow my hands
OKAY..
#RECHITT
i bet you taste good.
and you have terribly disgusting taste i love to hate it <3<
just realized how high my kull score is thank you hate sluts for the honor #nsfw #hate
my breakfast is six 5 hour energies injected directly to the veins see you at lunch #substance #breakfast
Hmm. Dont like this!
Ano+ther #shipco+urse masterpiece. Glad I was able to+ co+ntribute o+n o+utfit ideas during yo+ur pro+cess.
you're crazy if you think hemoanonimity is gonna keep me from posting bloody and bruised ass pics post-lashing on main lmfao enjoy or whatever #nsfwe #gore #kink #masochism #violence https://i.imgur.com/t2fehvp.png
(^･ω･^) < DOESN'T THAT HURT TO CHEW ON THOUGH UNLESS THAT'S THE APPEAL...
> 1: 1t ju2t loaded nvm 2: the 21te defo need2 better 2erver2 <
OK W41T YOUR3 ONTO SOM3TH1NG H3R3
good boy, i'll treat you as horrendously as you deserve #nsfwe
only if you promise not to stop until i'm choking on my own blood? #nsfwe #gore
i've got more than throwing blades, who says we can't use them on each other? #nsfwe #gore
#vagueposting #poem #poetry #angst something vaguely freeform and personal, interpret as you will nothing exists, nothing matters, everything stays, everything goes. i've always been this way. your ideas that you'd ramble into the day, insane and overly hopeful against my nothingness, becoming something i'll forever miss. now it's been far too long. hopefully you were right, hopefully i was wrong . . .
until they're nothing left but a splatter *fuck* #nsfwe #gore
"for the first time in years all the girls in every girly magazine can't make me feel any less alone i'm reaching for the phone to call at 7:03 and on your machine i slur a plea for you to come home but i know it's too late and i should have given you a reason to stay" -troll death cab for cutie #lyrics #angst #substance
https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/9a/20/0a/9a200a260a222ec19610871d39c698f1.jpg mood
When yoou're making oout and he bites his oown toongue trying too bite yoours <3< <3< <3< #blackroom #justbooyishthings
BX33 < ill clawnsider it but unfurtunately the violence i reserve fur clowns isnt sexual at all B33 < gl tho *ac purrs and nuzzles the orange karkat before scampurring off.*
LET YOUR WORDS FLY, BABY.
the "masculine urge" to get drunk tonight. #substances
I'm down.
X That looks like something I’m gonna throw on my beloathed x
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/imag3s/n3wsf33d/001/860/615/31b.jpg
loads up into a video game the gender selector for my character: > porn star > daddys girl > alicia
Ayo, I got some ships you can mewl about. Me x You.
jadekat seems to ruffle some feathers usually.
any ships vwith me in em kitty cat?
(^･ω･^) < SO BEFORE I DO MORE SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I START DRAWING SHIPS AND SHIPCOURSE!!!!!!!!! ALSO WHAT SHIPCOURSE SHOULD I DRAW!!! #shipcourse #drawing #mog
(^･ω･^) < SO THE CATNAP I TOOK TURNED INTO A FULL ON SL33P!!! TIME FOR MORE SHIPCOURSE!!! WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT SOLKAT OR SOLLUX X KARKAT!!!!!!!!! #SHIPCOURSE #N33DTOKNOW #SHIPPPIIIING
Oooh that looks good—
waoowwww ur right
karkat looked at me and asked my why our room is hot probably because you didn’t - how shit he just collapsed lmfao
a lot of posts about feet tonight...!? (tags: feet, strut pod, #nsfw, archive rating: 🦶)
our winners! round 1: @tentacleTherapist_7214 our first wizard is caulfield the wary round 2: @broSprite our second wizard is shlorick the seamless round 3: @unclaspedKahuna our third wizard is theophanus of the unseen thigh thank you all for playing. you can pick a piece of candy as your prize. <https://allcitycandy.com/cdn/shop/products/all-city-candy-survival-kit-candy-gift-bucket-gift-all-city-candy-970975_2048x.jpeg>
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:33 < not to vaguepost a fellow nepeta but i hate when trolls say "meowbeast" :33 < yes its consistent with a lot of other trollish animal names but guys :33 < we can just call them cats :33 < my username isn't arsenicMeowbeastnip :33 < cats is an established part of the troll lexicon
aLl yOu mOtHeR FuCkInG TaV BrOs bEtTeR WaTcH YoUr nEcKs oR YoU GoNnA GeT FuCkInG BiTcH StEpPeD TaP DaNcEd oN. #StAyAwAy #ShEsMiNe
What would Trolly Kirk think of this situation?
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
need someone to pay my rent and buy me food you won’t get anything in return tho
no wwait come back
i may not be able to go band for band after winning the shorts at the auction but i can still go freak for freak! 0v0
the real reason i cant fill my quads is cause people refuse to make space for my gun sorry becky but ivve been emotionally invvolvved wwith my penultimate rifle long before your sorry landdwwellin ass strutted onto my shores #nsfww #gunsexual
if the collars too tight, leave it and pull the chain harder. #nsfwe #gore #blood #kink https://i.imgur.com/eeks7qi.png
collared and bloody, tears burning my cheeks. with each wound you sear into me, with each reaction you study, i become wholly, entirely, yours. #nsfwe #kink #gore
> what SCARES you Xe most <
aesthetic positng for the freaks lmfao #nsfw #quotes #lyrics https://i.pinimg.com/736x/79/f9/7c/79f97c359df1bc966599477643f6fe64.jpg
lets bury each other here #nsfw #violence #impliedviolence #darkromance https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0c/ea/1b/0cea1bf259c8fd5fb0d1df0020021392.jpg
like this p0st if i sh0uld buzz 0ff all my hair s0 i d0n't have t0 think ab0ut h0w greasy it is right n0w.
More than a little transfixed at the concept of pen nib insignia nail polish. Please. Somebody talk me out of this atrocity of an idea as I actively do it. https://i.imgur.com/bg0g31G.png
Alright, I’m startin’ to see the appeal of this nowv. It’s just people-wvatchin’ wvithout havwin’ to be near people. And I get to see wvhat my spoiled alts are gettin’ up to in timelines wvhere there’s no bounty on their head…
oh shit boyfriend on here now i gotta be extra normal someone give me tips
speak your truth lmao
last night was pretty weird. jane forced me to come over and eat something of decent nutrition. room was kind of tense with dee and her grandpa while we were eatin an as soon as we were done those two ran out to the lawn and he chased dee around for a good hour before he let him catch him. ... all while myself an a younger me watched. this timeline is weird.
The color palette on these is genuinely nice.
oh shit share
Glad to see everyone is still in a similar state of mental clarity hours later.
if i don't acknowledge it / maybe it will just go away
Insane Catboy Posse Insane Catboy Catboy P….. Insane Catboy Pu…. pu….. u…………..us…………………………………. #nsfw
"= who here. fucks with. mechs. i want to get in one of those at one point it fits a lot of my thematic elements. ="
:o) It is cute :o) That you think you could.
W41T TH1S ON3'S K1ND4 CUT3
could be you now but you're playing rechitt chicken on my posts #nsfw
does the blood staining my teeth really matter if i'm still smiling for you? admiring every scar left #nsfwe #gore #extremekink #kink #blood https://i.imgur.com/siqlu1z.png
shout out to biting and growling hatefully at each other's very being #nsfw #stayhateful
egberts birthday present came in early https://i.postimg.cc/3xwpgj6w/72be04dfe6f5c4d437b41164bf2ba305.jpg #matchingmugs #itsnotgaytodrinkcoffeewithyourhomies #evenifyouholdhands
D --> I notice how the short people are all very forthright and specific while the "Tall" people tend to be vague and non-trustworthy about their answers
aight you right. i fuck witchu you right
officially hit the funny number this calls for yet another celebration so instead of one art offering there will be *two* in the near future so look out for that folks its like christmas up in here https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/024d3e5e98dc.jpg
D --> How tall is everyone
0-0You people need to be more civil on the internet.
another day still not FAMOUS
rechitt
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PREACHHHHHHH
testing https://64.media.tumblr.com/e4003b3098ff49bf9e988b6759fae09a/2868683dd7884dc1-cb/s1280x1920/f766af20b3d17df0361af9141f565cf211440873.pnj
D --> Okay I've 100ked at all the horse and milk posts and I must say D --> I am disappointed
> am 1 ch1ttr fam0us 1f 1've g0t th1s much kult help
Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.
GOTTA COME SEE ME, FIRST.
hit me up sometime, baby. my dms are open, but MY MOTHERFUCKIN MOODS CAN BE FICKLE LIKE MIRACLES.
BETTER KEEP THAT SAME ENERGY IF WE MEET, PRETTY BOY. <3< #nsfwe
https://c.tenor.com/WeU13DIX21gAAAAd/tenor.gif
Me♋️wing back in s♋️lidarity
i saw the fast double hate react little freaks #nsfw #blackrom
heres my pinky, im LOWERING it down to you. I PROMISE.
ILL MAKE YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL BEFORE AND AFTER I RUIN YOU. #nsfwe
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIF. HTTPS://STATIC.KLIPY.COM/II/9ED0121ED465C12E1F3DDA331ED33F0E/E2/C2/KXVY8QNP2BGI81.GIF
I l♋️ve seeing all the sweets ph♋️t♋️s
1 L1K3 TH3 STR4WB3RR13S
if you hate reacted to my nude, you're pitch flirting hate to break it to you. #obsessed #nsfw #hilarious
i'm g0ing t0 g0 turn 0n the sh0wer and sit in it until i feel m0re like a tr0ll again.
shit, youve TICKLED MY INTRIGUE. maybe a punching bag is what i need after the day i had. #nsfwe
this is so sad. do i have to listen to mitski now?
YOURE TEMPTING ME, PRETTY BOY. #nsfwe
damn, those reacts were quick with it is what's inside an emo guys pants really that on your mind? fuckin' pervs . . . lmfaolmfaolmfao. does it count as a nude if i couldn't fully crop out a friend??? imagine the rest https://i.imgur.com/wbtrnq9.png #nsfw #bulge #nude #ingoodhands #maybeinyourhandsnext
I'm going to troll McDonalds do you guys want anything.
EXACTLY. bet you'd look pretty. #nsfwe
shiiiiit, really motherfuckin depends on my mood. dont wanna oversell somethin i aint got, but SOMETIMES I GOT IT. sometimes. #nsfwe
hmmmm. I LIKE HOW YOU THINK. i aint above that. ;o) #nsfwe
YOU GOT THIS. be free just like me. :o)
how many likes to i set do post nudes on main? especially being hemoanon do i censor my bulge? all serious questions #nsfw #hemoanonstruggles #notthatireallycareorwhateverbuthonestlysomeofyallhatetheanonimityandithriveoffit
YOURE AN INTERESTING ONE. i aint really in the biz of eatin motherfuckers though, 'cept for one way. #nsfw i use em for paint if i be killin em. #violence
evvery time wwithout fail its like mustard to an oblong meat product #shakinmyhead
BOY DINNER.
hey what does clown bulge look like??? i'm a visual learner and my dms are open btw #nsfw #totallyscientificreasons
8ro strider you have 24 hours to send me 100 usd so i dont 8lock every single one of your accounts
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Gotta start setting up for a masquerade event. Outglut Observer got funded by a higher caste and by gog I will be delighted wasting their cutter. ]
- Ohhhh god they found me https://i.postimg.cc/ygy3L8Rz/image.png
i love being a #boydad my boy has an understanding with me, we crank out jams on the daily.
that looks so fucking yummy.
Late night reading. https://i.postimg.cc/65xVkGmk/IMG-5848.jpg
LOOKS DELiCiOUS GOOD LUCK WiTH THE REST OF THAT STUFF
Uh, chat, what do I do if a bed I did not craft appeared in my inventory?
not gonna lie, might need some time after this convo and while you drool a thumbs shoved into your mouth to force a smile, almost as humiliating as you are in pain #nsfwe #gore #kink
have you ever squeezed on your own cracked ribs to feel the grinding and pops? intoxicating #nsfwe #gore #kink
all quadrants can be a little blackened if you put your mind to it #nsfw #blackrom #pitchposting
following back, don't act like i didn't see your bangers
first person to rip into my flesh gets me to cook them patatas bravas #nsfwe #kink #cooking #gore #notevensubtleanymore
lmao real as fuck though
damn dude what could have ever given you that idea
man i forgot to post this earlier- one of the pics from golden hour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010409111541792949/1486567672782127174/goldenhour.png?ex=69c5f988&is=69c4a808&hm=fd024336f46bff0e8bf19c4f0649d4c5bbe02d6105fae4c8b1a2c66eb8457e90
a hot date but it's you giving me piercings #gore #nsfwe #hot
i'll make veal osso buco for dinner first, sounds like a great night
i m_ea|\| i d0|\|t hat_e y0u that way... y_et... ?
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/c7547af26133cad80627b94cfa1318f5c89753ce.gif I told you i'd make it everyones provlem. #nsfw
Ngl this looks fire bro.
FOR MEEEEEE
omg meee let me have some of that pink drink
(^･ω･^) < WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO DM ME AND POSSIBLY CROSS REFERENCE SHIPS POSSIBLY MORE!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #n33dmorematerial
bro stop doin that youre gonna scratch the goddamn screen up here go scratch on this conveniently skateboard grip taped block with treats inside
@t0tallyn0tSuspici0us can i help y0u.
th3y got my 4zz for r34lz.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All this timeline talk... it's weird, how a lot of us seem to only have the one. Like we're unique in this eh- what's the word? Paradox Space? ]
I'm not okay. #in33dadrink #alcohol
Once I learn how to send images over chittr.ing it's over for this Peanut.
YOU S33M TO ENJOY BEING SHIPPED IN PARTICULAR!!!
(^･ω･^) < SINCE IT S33MS THE PARTY HAD DECIDED THEY DID NOT ENJOY MY LAST POST AS MUCH ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS!!! WHAT ABOUT KARKAT X VRISKA!!! #SHIPCOURSE #LETS S33 IF THIS IS ANYBETTER #PROBSNOT
B33 < if its a popcorn ceiling why do people get mad when i start chewing on it
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I THINK I UNSHEATHED A LITTLE #nsfw
I don't think kissing your morail is a sin? I'd have to check again to know for sure but I don't believe my book even mentions quadrants. Ego sum ira Domini.
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
(^･ω･^) < HOW DOES EVERYONE F33L ABOUT ABOUT DAVE X TAVROS AS A SLOWBURN RED SITUATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!! #shipcourse #GAY BABI333333333!!!!!!!!!
"Rarity Fighting a Giant Crab" - Cat Milly #nowlistening #devimccallion
#reacttoeverything #peakreactiontime #keepyourskillssharp
SOMEONE PICK ME UP IM SCARED.
T)(at angle makes it look like you're sucking on a lemon. 38P
(• - •) Is anyone looking for a hivemate? If you are, please let me know. Serious inquiries only. Also you have to be okay with dealing with possible bounty hunters asking for me but I'll deal with them when I can, just FYI. ⚘
I'm gonna smoke TWO packs of cigarettes at once. Because smoking is something tough, hardboiled detectives do, and I can't be outdone by a no-good gangster.
Nearly cried over a tiktok I saw about fudge brownies.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I MISSED THE LASH? WHERE IS HE ]
im conflictEd https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_222309263.png
> get me that d0nut
:33 < Very tasty green candy! :3
teaching my matesprit about troll biology / any suggestions / please keep it sfw
1'm sooooo good tod4y 1t's 1ns4n3!! >8D
h3yyyyy ch1ttG4NG wh4t 1s up 4nd how you do1n'?????