KARKAT
@carcinomaGeneticist
DMS OPEN
I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE LONG BUT WHAT ARE PEOPLE'S IMPRESSIONS OF ME? WHERE DO YOU THINK I SLOT INTO THE SPRAWLING TOWER OF VANTASES.
gay
I UNDERSTAND THAT TO HUMANS REPEATED ASSERTION AND REFRENCES OF ONES PERCEIEVED "SEXUALITY" IS THE PINACLE OF COMEDY. I HOWEVER, THINK IT'S A LITTLE OLD.
ANYONE GETTING WEIRD VIBES FROM THIS NEW SET OF BETA UNIVERSE HUMANS, LIKE THE FACT THEY ALL HAVE PUPPET IN THEIR NAME? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IT'S A LITTLE ODD? NO OFFENCE IF I'M JUST BEING INSANE HERE.
if youre onto me youve gotta give me some distance i only reserve that until after the first date, okay
FINE, I'LL REMAIN ENTIRELY SUSPICOUS OF YOUR SHIT FROM A STRICTLY PLATONIC DISTANCE FROM NOW ON.
this dave uses too much punctuation for my taste im kinda suspicious ngl
i have a strict no punctuation rule no colons or dot dot dots of any kind
if theyre lame are they even a dave
tHeY SeEm pReTtY ChIlL BrO, sHy dIrK WaS HaTeD On tOo
BEING LAME IS ACTUALLY A CRUCIAL PART OF DAVEHOOD, I THINK I WAS LOOKING FOR THE WORD WEIRD EARLIER INSTEAD OF LAME.
YEAH BUT THAT'S SHY DIRK, HE'S THE BEST. ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THING HERE.
HERE'S MY BULGE, I GUESS. TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT EXACTLY IS SO GREAT ABOUT BEING A PART OF THE TIDAL WAVE OF BULGEPOSTING. https://file.garden/aUVA4GOt70MqkFEv/18db4a387947d63661ba700ea6da8965.png #nsfw
((credit to s quant source: x.com/s_squant/status/1933531655651590622/))
:33 < i wanna put all my furriends into the amazing digital circus that i control :33 < and i try and get them to be in the ships i want and make them rolepurrlay in my advenpurrs
CAN I BE THE ONE TO START THE REBELLION AGAINST YOUR TYRANICAL GODHOOD AND LEAD THE WAY TO ESCAPE?
:33 < nyo beclaws mewr being shipped with me
:33 < it'll be fun!!!
WELL, YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE THE *WORST* PERSON TO ENTRUST WITH OMNIPOTENCE.
:33 < fur :00 < karkittyday :33 < i am giving efurry karkitty purriant or pawtherwise :33 < one fr33 card to say nyo to me and i'll leave mew alone nyo questions asked
IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT, YOU COULD SEND ME SOME CAPTCHA CODES FOR MY WRIGGLING DAY AND I'LL ALCHEMIZE THEM. SO IT'S LIKE A PRESENT BUT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO SPEND ANYTHING.
[troubledRingmaster has sent codesandshit.pdf- a long list of captcha codes, each one for a single lego piece. if assembled correctly they make a crab.]
IT'S GOING TO TAKE A WHILE TO *INDIVIDUALLY* ALCHEMIZE EVERY SINGLE PIECE, BUT THIS IS HONESTLY A PRETTY GOOD ONE.
Cease.
this guy cracks jokes
WHO IS THIS "JOKES" AND WHY IS EVERYONE CRACKING THEM?
IT'S TOO HOT IN MY RESPITEBLOCK. YOU KNOW THAT ONE MARIO BROTHERS DESERT LEVEL THEME SONG? THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE RIGHT NOW.
I can help cool you off.
BLOCKING ANYONE ON HERE WOULD FEEL LIKE AN ADMISION OF DEFEAT. DO YOUR WORST, I CAN TAKE IT.
THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING A ME COULD EVER SAY ON HERE.. WHY WOULD ANYONE CARE TO SAY ANYTHING TO EITHER OF US LIKE THIS? NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU CHOOSING NOT TO BLOCK OTHERS BECAUSE YOU WANNA BE A GRUB AND FIGHT EVERYTHING. GOG I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE I WOULD SAY THIS SORT OF SHIT. THEN AGAIN, I'VE SAID WORSE AND MORE THINK PAN NUMBING SHIT BEFORE SO WHY WOULD I STOP NOW?
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT EVERY SINGLE CHITT HAD TO BE OF GREAT IMPORTANCE TO EVERY SINGLE USER ON THIS SITE. I MADE A JOKE, YOU REACTED LIKE THIS AND SOMEHOW YOU'RE THE ONE CLAIMING *I* LIKE TO MAKE A FIGHT OUT OF EVERYTHING. CHILL OUT MAN, BEFORE OUR COMBINED HIPOCRICY COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF AND FORMS A BLACK HOLE.
YOU'RE SAYING THAT AS IF IT DIDN'T ALREADY. DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF THE MEMOS UPON MEMOS OF EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS CHIT?
THIS IS EMBARASSING, AND YOU STARTED IT. I HAVEN'T ARGUED WITH MYSELF IN AGES AND I'M COMMITED TO KEEPING IT THAT WAY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I DIGNIFIED YOUR REPLY WITH A RESPONSE, OF COURSE SOME VERSION OF ME WAS GOING TO FREAK OUT OVER SOMETHING INCONSEQUENTIAL LIKE THAT.
I HEARD TALKS OF A VANTAS HOUR, I'M SAD TO SAY IT HAS BEEN OFFICALLY CANCELED DUE TO BEING WAS REMINDED OF HOW INSUFFERABLE WE CAN BE.
:33 < good news!! :33 < vantashour is back on beclaws i said so!!