KARKAT
@carcinomaGeneticist
HE/THEY
I STOOD ON MY FOOT WEIRD AND NOW IT HURTS LIKE SHIT. ):B
SO OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO BEING SUBJECTED TO THE RANDOM OUT OF NOWHERE HATEFEST?
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yeah the usual suspects are excitable today. it happens!
i just ign0re anyone with a 0ne note gimmick. each s0mehow thinks theyre m0re original and gets m0re pathetic than the last.
I JUST LEARNT THAT HUMANS LIKE TO THROW THEIR PALMHUSKS INTO THE AIR FOR NO REASON. AWFUL.
MY PALMHUSK HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT. I FEEL LIKE IT DESERVES MY RESPECT.
[DON'T WORRY, WHEN I TAKE OVER HUMANS WILL BE THE ONES BEING FLUNG INSTEAD. STRAIGHT INTO MASSIVE DEATH SPIKES.] >8[
MY NEIGHBORS ARE BEING REALLY LOUD, UGHHHH.
do u want me 2 send u some soundproof headphones
:33 < mew should go ofurr there and ask if theres any pretty kitties mew can hang out with :33 < i may or may nyot be there
THAT WOULD BE A REALLY WEIRD THING TO SHOW UP AND ASK SOMEONE.
:33 < okay, want me to come ofurr there then and ask if theres any cranky crabs that n33d some company?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IGN GAVE SBURB A 9 JUST BECAUSE IT CREATED THE UNIVERSE.
NONE OF THOSE INCOMPETENT FUCKERS EVEN PLAYED IT.
I AM STARVING AND THERE ISN'T ANY FOOD AT ALL IN MY HIVE, I'M CONSIDERING MOVING ONTO EATING NON FOOD OBJECTS OR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE INTERNET TO ORDER FOOD TO MY HIVE.
you c4n derive susten4nce from e4ting detritus 4ccrued over time ####
NORMALIZE NOT DOING SHIT WITH YOUR ASPECT AND NEVER "FIGURING IT OUT".
i like watching pe0ple lose their shit and change their wh0le personality because they can suddenly d0 shit i could d0 with my mind at two sweeps 0ld.
SOULMATES ARE TOTALLY A REAL THING, FOR EVERY QUADRANT. FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE *EXCEPT* ME.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hey, hey, hey, i am actually am part power of friendship on my bunny side. i ACTUALLY god tiered krabby pants. maid of heart right here. embodying that shit and all. lookit you still doing the hemoanon thing we all know kk, yer safe lil man! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
THE TEXT COLOR JUST HAPPENED TO STICK, AND EVEN IF IM NOT IN DANGER I DON'T HAVE TO ADVERTISE MY MUTANT BLOOD TO EVERYONE. DO YOU EVEN *HAVE* ANY BLOOD?
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ damn ok that's kinda fair, could use my color it's salmony. ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ya know that's a good question, i got fluids but i'm not a meat boy like SOMEONE. what if i was a big bad fuchsia fr and you just talking to me crazy?? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
IF THAT DID HAPPEN TO BECOME TRUE I'D PROBABLY BE AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. I WOULD BE THOROUGHLY *GOT* AND I'D LOSE ALL OF MY PRANKSTERS GAMBIT. SO IT'S A GOOD THING IT ISN'T TRUE AND YOU JUST SOUND STUPID.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ ok "pranksters gambit" lmaoooo what pranks you pulled?? what ha's have you he'd?? you don't know me! i could not even be a robot let along a rabbit! ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
SEE, I STILL DON'T GET WHY YOU JUST BRING THINGS THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE TRUE BUT PROBABLY AREN'T. IS IT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME SCARED OF YOU OR SOMETHING? MAYBE I'M NOT EVEN KARKAT? SEE, I CAN DO IT TOO.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ cause possibilities are fun, only true till it's not ya know? nah if i wanted you scared i'd say something scary. don't wanna cause i like talking to you, duh. who'd you wanna be if you weren't karkat? ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ oooo ok that's a good one. i'd wanna be obama too for the same reason. we can take turns being the former president to fuck with dave. our first pitch date. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU QUOTE "GO OUTSIDE". TO DO WHAT?
be with nature dude dig your toes in the dirt cuddle up with some grass to feel a tickle that may or may not be bug life admire a leaf and all its delicate curvature appreciate mother nature
I'M GOING TO TRY THIS, I'LL REPORT BACK AND TELL YOU HOW LIFE CHANGING THIS ACTIVITY IS.
climb a tree or read a book idk watch birds oh i love watchin birds
WELL THEN YOU ARE A BAD INSTRUCTOR, HENCE MY POINT THAT SAYING "GO OUTSIDE" IS MEANINGLESS MUSCLEBEAST EXCREMENT.
IMAGINE HAVING A CHARACTER ARC, COULDN'T BE ME.
NO MORE CLONETALK, WHAT'S EVERYONES FAVOURITE ICECREAM FLAVOUR?
rocky road. chocolate with thick chunks and cookie dough if im extra sad.
OK, WHAT FLAVOUR OF ICECREAM DO YOU LIKE TO COMBINE WITH SAID CRACK? VANILLA?
homemade honeycomb, but not from worker bee2, ff2. the human2 fiigured out how two make honey wiithout certaiin 2peciifiic 2iide effect2.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ALL THE CLONING SHIT? PLEASE TELL ME IT ISN'T ECTOBIOLOGY SHIT, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A THING THAT SHOULD EVER BE MESSED WITH AGAIN.
NO ITZ JUZT ZOMEONE HERE GOIN ABZOLUTELY MENTAL RN AND HALLUCINATING ZHIT LAWL
I SHOULD GET A JOB JUST TO HAVE SOMETHING TO BITCH ABOUT, AND TO STOP BEING A LAZY BUM.
THE ISSUE ISN'T WITH THE FONT ITSELF, IT'S THE CONSTANT STREAM OF VERBAL SEWAGE THAT THE FONT IS BEING USED FOR.
I WILL BE DOING THE OPPOSITE OF VAUGEPOSTING FROM NOW ON, I'M PISSED OFF AND I'M BLAMING LITERALLY EVERYONE READING THIS, YES YOU TOO.
(⊱♓︎⊰) wow projecting much? i'm kidding i literally go out of my way to piss people off for )(er
D --> You said you would not vaguepost and yet you made a post that targets everyone reading and gives no actionable reason as to why you're angry or how to resolve it D --> That is very vague
OH FUCK, YOU'VE JUST UNVEILED MY MASTER PLAN. I'M RUINED, LOOK, THERE GOES ALL OF MY CREDIBILITY.
THERE'S MAYBE LIKE. 5 GOOD HUMAN MOVIES AND THAT'S IT.
HERE'S THE FUN PART, YOU JUST IMAGINE THE ONES IM REFERING TOO LINE UP WITH YOUR PICKS AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY.
OFF THE TOP OF MY THINK PAN, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, THE THING, MEAN GIRLS, THE DARK KNIGHT, 12 ANGRY MEN.
I'M EATING MAC AND CHEESE LIFE IS PRETTY GOOD AT THE MOMENT.
CAN I GET A DO OVER? I'M FAILING AT THIS ALREADY.
nope, iit'2 fucked. thii2 tiimeliine ii2 doomed. you can 2tart your own 2tory though.
UH, HERE'S MY INTRO CHITT I GUESS? I'M A POST SBURB KARKAT (HE/THEY), I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH MEAT OR CANDY BUT NONE OF THAT SHIT HAPPENED TO ME. I DON'T REALLY HAVE A LIST OF RULES ABOUT INTERACTING WITH ME. ANYHING GOES, JUST USE COMMON FUCKING SENSE. I'M NOT GOING TO DICTATE THAT NOBODY CAN EVER FLIRT WITH ME OR BAN SPECIFIC TOPICS OF DISCUSSION AROUND ME. ANYWAY, HELLO.
.you sound like a total dweeB .LOLOLOLOl .takes away your chitt privilegeS