FROM THE ICY BEACHES OF GORETHUMBRIA TO THE GREAT FIRE OF TROME, THIS KARKNAPPINGCATION HAS BEEN A DAYMARE IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE DIRECTION. I'VE BEEN DANGLED OVER EVERY METAPHORICAL SPIKE PIT THERE IS TO SQUIRM OVER, AND @handMaid WAS THE ONE HOLDING THE ROD AND REEL LIKE A GIGGLING ANGLER STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL EVERY SINGLE TIME. THIS PERNICIOUS FUCKING HARPY HAS REMINDED ME WITH EVERY PLIGHT, PERIL, AND TIME PERIOD AT HER DISPOSAL WHY EVERYONE CALLS THIS MAD, RAVING BITCH "THE DEMONESS." AND FOR ALL THE SHIT SHE JUST PUT ME THROUGH OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS? IT WAS. KIND OF FUN. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. MAYBE THAT FLAVORDISC REALLY WON ME OVER. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ANY COMBINATION OF FLAVORDISC INGREDIENTS TO TASTE SO GOOD THAT IT WOULD COMPLETELY BLOCK MY EVERY POWER OF PERCEPTION TO THE SCREAMING AND BURNING OF AN ENTIRE CITY BEHIND ME. ANCIENT TROMAN FLAVORDISC IS NOW MY NEW FAVORITE STYLE. SUCK IT, EVERYONE WHO CAN'T TIME TRAVEL. GOD. MAYBE MY COWORKERS AREN'T AS PUKE-PROVOKINGLY INTOLERABLE AS I THOUGHT THEY WERE. MAYBE I REALLY AM GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE WITH ALL OF THIS FELT SHIT. ANYWAYS. THE POINT IS: I'M BACK, I'M IN MY PROPER TIMELINE, AND ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD. PICTURE RELEVANT. -- [ #KARKNAPPED SAGA: OVER! ] --
i AM GLAD, yOU HAD A FUN T1ME,
1mportant quest1on, 1s 1t st1ll 6/12
we1c0me back.
xx_YAYYYYY_GLAD_YUO_HAD_FUN!!_WELCUM_BACK_BABE!_xx
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ASK ME THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME. THE ANSWER IS STILL YES. BUT FUCK YOU.
e777, glad to see 7ou ba(k!
HAHAHAH GOD. fuck uh, 1dk, 1ts l1ke a hab1t 1 cant really break
࣪⊹₊˚{ YAYYYY! youre back hive!!!!!!!! };7;{/ #iwanttoplay #danglerfishnext }˚₊⊹ ࣪
@genetrixAdvocate SEE. HE LIVED. HE HAD FUN. HE DANGLED ME NUBFIRST. FROM THE SECOND STORY OF THE #BOYSNIGHT MANSION. DEMONSTRATING THE DRIVE. THE PERSISTENCE. THE INVENTIVENESS. AND THE KILLER INSTINCTS. VITAL TO SUCCEED IN ORGANIZED CRIME. OR SNAP MY PATHETIC NECK ALIKE. CAN YOU CLIMB DOWN OUT OF MY CHUTE NOW. YOUR CULLBABY IS SAFE.
:33< glad mew had fun!!!