→ being smart is hot₂
@chemicalReaction
→ Not sharing personal inFo. he/him.₂
→most oF the trolls i know are very stupid. i decided to Create a proFile here to be the smart one. also to Flex my project beFore the government gets me.₂
→so i came up with some sorta plan https://File.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/the%20plan.png₂
→okay i have a bigger problem now i don't have a new plan old plan doesn't work due to the subject being suspicious towards me₂
→will y'all turn me in to the authorities iF i start experimenting For real be honest₂
THE ONLY LARGE ASPECT OF YOUR HEAD. ARE THE NUMEROUS PROTUBERANCES. FROM WHEN YOU WERE DROPPED AS A WRIGGLER.
→never happened because my lusus has no limbs to pick me up in the First place₂
free.... cerule4n 8lood!!!!???? FUCK ye4h,,,, you''''ve got 4 de4l!!!!
→i have a lusus asshole hes just a giant slug so he never picked me up he has no arms₂
→it's literally not he's. just a very big tall slug. thanks to him i learned how to properly walk talk etcetera earlier because he's unable to help me in the most situations due to slugs only having one "leg" that they use to move around. so like iF i wanted a ride or smth i had to get onto his back myselF₂
→????? i dont Fucking get it i just told you about my lusus who is perFectly normal For his species₂
→someday they all will know me as the smartest troll EVER₂
→i totally did not commit any Crimes₂
→it doesn't. im not two sweeps old you can not pretend that im being very convincing im not going to get oFFended₂
|w|hy... |w|ould you ever need to clarify you didnt commit a crime?
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you find yourself in need of legal counsel or representation, i know a guy who can help out
→i Fucked my plan up₂
im sure its fine i admitted t/) breaking my ankle m/)nit/)r and sneaking /)ut t/) gamble /)n here and n/)thing happened t/) me
→dumb chuds don't understand how big my brain is it's not my Fault that they're lvl 1 Paramécium caudátum and im lvl 99 Hydridae₂
→my k*sm*s*s is being pissy and keeps saying that my plan is obkectively stupid and the wise head oF our village cant even give me a good normal not zalgo texted opinion because hes meditating in his hive or shit and im mad because i know he's Fucking right₂
→no i am not speciFying what kind oF experiment is this i dont want the government to get me₂
well im sure that is n/)t suspici/)us at all t/) any/)ne
→i mean it is a bit suspicious but I saw drones around these parts pretending to be trolls so I'm rather normal₂
→i know right? 8D glad that drones can't reach to where i live, the tests showed that their radars go insane here.₂
n/)t the best thing t/) admit /)n a website but i guess y/)u n/)t having ur legal name anywhere pr/)b is helping y/)u
→so all i need is soooome blood oF unknown totally not illegal colour and it's like a little dose he wont even notice so I'll probably get out when it's day and draw some blood From his arm or something with a syringe. thoughts? #graphic #dw_hes_not_going_to_die₂
→alr i have a plan but yall have to promise to not rat me out to anyone₂
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→yes mx imperial drone #444 I understand i swear that im a good guy₂
→i think the target noticed me how do i excuse the Fact that i keep staring like a purrbeast seeing some meat on the table₂
→i should have NOT posted anything at all here my stupid kismesis was right about this.₂
→is it legal to experiment on a Fuchsia iF he's not a heir or anything? like not a Full on royalty. asking For no reason just curious₂
I not t)(at convinced. 38/
3B-) )(av a fun final )(ours
→have some pity im just a misunderstood genius doing his thing₂
i dont make da rules i s)(rimply... ok yea i make em lol. but anywaves. jus lemme kno yo experiment results before we end u.
38V
~ Nah I don't think So giving how rare they are in general. Even if theoretical fuchsia iS Somehow not a heir, law iS Still most likely on their Side.
→i have a bigger Fish to catch now(pun intended) experiment-wise but iF i will keep telling about my Future plans here the government will get me and steal all oF my research inFo and cull me so just imagine something cool For my Future plans i can't talk about it₂
→im glad to see some people who understand my genius selF. Fyi yes i did make a living breathing troll in a lab shes a Few sweeps old now her name is Miracl₂
→do y'all believe that a troll can scientiFically make a Fully Functioning breathing troll liFe in his lab?₂
its kinda already been provven actually
→well iF you expected me to already have a living troll-made liFe then you're probably right about a lot oF things not everyone can understand what kind oF a genius i am₂
thx, y/)u /)nly get the sh/)rt versi/)n /)f thanks bc im being n/)nchalant. unf/)rtunately saying im being n/)nchalant just created a parad/)x as n/)w i am n/) l/)nger n/)nchalant and /)r me stating i am n/) l/)nger n/)nchalant might reinstate my n/)nchalance.
→i will never reach this level on nonchalance. you sound very nonchalant to me don't worry₂
"= definitely and proven ="
→most oF the trolls i know are very stupid. i decided to Create a proFile here to be the smart one. also to Flex my project beFore the government gets me.₂
They're after your lucky charms.
→wdym what lucky charms im not a leprechaun or shit i preFer cocoa puFFs₂
And you're sounding more and more like a fruit loop.