Sir Burreu Qixote
@chivalrousAffinity
▬▬[══EN GUARD═══>
▬▬[══I havest traversed unto yonder outside realm ande chanced upon a multitude of unvanquished beasts and monstrous leviathans! Their noisome, pestilent forms, didst lay siege upon the castles of mine lord and lady, most foul and wretched! By mine own hand, I didst swiftly despatch them!═══>
▬▬[══This ist how thee deigns to portray your protuberances! When thy art nought but wee worms beside the enormity of leviathans!🤣🤣 https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Destruction_of_Leviathan.png?strip=all&quality=85═══>
▬▬[══Hark, thy doth acktually gather riches for mine virtuous doings, not by being a wanton knave!🤣🤣═══>
▬▬[══Thy speare is forth from its scabbard and doth writhe in mine holders?👀 #notsafeforwyrm #nsfw═══>
▬▬[══Whilst thou art contriving about thy lances ande measuring, I am busily polishing mine unblemished hauberk and devouring vast quantities of crisped beastflesh!🤣═══>
now we're gettin a little bit ridiculous.
▬▬[══Gasp! I, a lowly vassal, do acknowledge thy majesty, Our Queen of the Realm!!═══>
▬▬[══Big sphered maidens attempt speaking to mine directionse! 🤣 Hear me, wench! I sharpen mine blades! Begone from mine sight, lest I yield unto thy clamorous presence! 🤣═══>
▬▬[══I know thee not! I dwell in thy orb of thought, untaxed and unencumbered!═══>
✨🍭🕷️ okay well https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/windmill-pictures-hss2md5vuoc4pvsr.jpg 🕷️🍭✨
▬▬[══I shall no longer be shamed nor cast forth from this hallowed place! Hark! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63dfc12078cb.jpg═══>
▬▬[══Whan thou dost thinke thou art engaged in strife with a foul dragon of mighty maw, yet in verily 'tis but a yong wight, a littel wyrm, that doth tende the "treasurie" at thine owne dearest tavern hole for nutrients. And they attempt kicking thou out, because thou art "talking nonsense again". 😭😭═══>
⚜A PITY SHARED BROTHER!!! THOSE OF IRON CAST CANNOT CATCH WHAT THE MASS CALL "A BREAK"⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Verily, I suffer derision for mine own chivalry, whan I do nought but dine on a simple pottage of lentil pulse! 😭😭 All manner of villain seeketh battle at thee "fin-and-out" establishment!═══>
⚜AHHH THE WRETCHED HOUSE OF "FIN-N-OUT" THOU KNOWS THEIR WICKEDNESS WELL. THY HAS ORDERED THE SO CALLED "BEAST-STYLE" SPUDDE SPERES. THUSTLY THY WAS FUL SORE DISAPOYNTED TO FEAST MINE EYES ON THE PLAT OF MUSTARD, NAY THAT OF ARM NOR TAIL OF SAID "BEAST" PRESENT.⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Hear ye! We shall assail this domicile of wickedness at eventide, mine brother! Let their felonious deeds no more escape our sight! Too many indignities hath been laid upon the honours of thy steel!! EN GUARD!!!!═══>
⚜HUZZAH!!!! IF THOSE THAT RUNNEN THIS STEDE SHANT HOLD TO THE WORD OF HIR MENU, THEY HOLD NO RIGHT TO MERCHANDISE SAID HOME OF LIES NO LONGER!!! CHARGE!!!!!!⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Flarp doth deride the noble order of true and honest knighthood. This is no jest! 'Tis a serious matter! All factes, nought of fable.═══>
⚜THOU MUST DISAGREE BROTHER!!!! THE KNIGHTHOOD OF NOBILITY IS AN ART THEE AND THY MUST PRESERVE!!!! ONE CANNOT SIMPLY GAIN ARMOR OF HIGH RANK AND FORGED BY HARDENED HANDS WITH EASE IN THESE TIMES OF FABRICATION MACHINARY!!! WE MOTEN LEADE BY ENSAMPLE!!!! AND LEREN OUR WAYS!!! FLARP KEEPETH THE BLADE SHARP AND THE MIND READY, FOR THE TIME OF IRON SHALL RISE AGAIN!!! #KNIGHTSLIVEON⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Hear me, brother whom art thou sole equal! Mine deeds of benevolence and chivalrous goode works, shall not be confined unto frivolous dalliances! Mine helm, forged of sturdy AUTHENTIQUE iron, is securely fastened with the finest twine cordage, mine carrybeast is of thee noblest hoofe, and mine esquire is besyde in gentle bearing and mostene useful of pledge. Fie upon the whimsy of pseudo-knighthood and true knighthood! Though they issue from the same hatch cycle, they are not of one and the same clutch!═══>
⚜BROTHER IF THOU SHALL EVER FIND IT IN THOUS HARDNED AND CHIVALROUS BLOODNED-THUMPER, MAKETH TYME TO COLLECT BOUNTY AND HONE THINES SKILLS IN DUNGEON BATTLE! TIS NOT OF DALLYING HERE, NO NO! OF TWO SISTERS ONE IS MOST STEADEFAST IN HER HONOR! BUT ONE SHANT SQUIRM AND TREMBLE IN IRON HUSK AT HER YOUNGER, FLIGHTY AND PLAYFUL SIBLING!!! PLAY DOTH NOT STEAL FROM OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!! TIS NOT OF BEARING STRENGTH!!! IF THEE HAS A CHANGE OF KNOWLEDGE SPONGE PLEASE SEEK THOU IN THE FIELDS OF RAMPAGING BEASTS AND FALLEN MEN!!! FOR A NEW TRIAL BEGINS ANEW⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Dearest brother, 'tis naught writen in the stars that we sall engage in battale! I shall amuse thyself in fields of grene and make merie in battales of slain draconys with ye, knyghtly and linked prong in prong in our armorment. Bound by the bondys of oure duties of sworne valor, even if thou hast not set forthe in a true chivalrous queste yet (😭😭). But I have it nowe, for I am of true knighthoode, that ye hast muche yet to lerne. I shall teache ye, one night. What it is to be of true chivalry!═══>
⚜HO HO!!!! THOU DOUBTS MY WILL OF THE WAYS OF A TRUE ARMORED GUARDIAN!!! PERHAPS CHANCEE SHALL BRING THEE TO SEE THYS MANY TROPHIES OF JOURNEY OLD, ON BODY AND HELME!!! WE SHALL SEE WHO "SCHOOLS" THE OTHER IN BLOOD OF BEASTS AND OF TALE OF TRAVEL!!! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE BASED ON SHARED WORDS, FOR WE MAKE TRUE OF OUR WAYS THROUGH ACTION AND NOT OF TONGUE, DO WE NOT, BROTHER???? GO NOW!!!! SEEK MY CREST IN THE GREENERIE AND TELL ME ALL OF "TRUE CHIVALRY"!! HERE HERE!!!!⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Ye of noble birth, I beseech thee, knyght me anew! Forsooth, the virtues that it didst impart unto me wane and forsake me so. I am losing mine touch. 😭═══>
▬▬[══Hear me, ye stalwart, the imperial host doth bid me goode bye from this fair world. But lo, I am a knight of valour! And thee surely do sorely need mine aid. So I shalt not go!═══>
▬▬[══Hear me, good knave! All manner of foule bestes musten be slayn! Poste forth thy custodian, and I shal saye, SLAYE or NOT SLAYE.═══>
▬▬[══Thou art scaring the damsels═══>
▬▬[══Cease digging in thy wastechute, hatchmate. #nsfw═══>
▬▬[══If thy lusus is some manner of foul beast, it must be felled!═══>
Bahahaha! \ A troll after my own pusher! /
▬▬[══Thou art removing thine armorments and still netting no play with the maidens!═══>
✨🍭🕷️ HEY!!! I GET ALL THE MAIDENS (ONE) I WANT 🕷️🍭✨
▬▬[══Thou hast dwindling dames and wishes still to leave commentary upon mine post 🤣═══>
▬▬[══Knight seeking squire! Mine fronds tire from carrying thy weaponry and coin, of which is bountiful 🤣═══>
▬▬[══THOU IS ACTUALLY PROCLAIMING CHAIN ARMORMENT IS OF SUPERIOR GRADE THAN PLATE... ═══> ▬▬[══ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35ab6ffb595e.png═══>
c< tHey wOrK 2getHer, 2 create aN eveN better defeNsive prOfile tHaN eitHer ON its OwN! >c
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