
Sir Burreu Qixote
@chivalrousAffinity
▬▬[══EN GUARD═══>
▬▬[══I havest traversed unto yonder outside realm ande chanced upon a multitude of unvanquished beasts and monstrous leviathans! Their noisome, pestilent forms, didst lay siege upon the castles of mine lord and lady, most foul and wretched! By mine own hand, I didst swiftly despatch them!═══>
▬▬[══This ist how thee deigns to portray your protuberances! When thy art nought but wee worms beside the enormity of leviathans!🤣🤣 https://www.wearethemighty.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/Destruction_of_Leviathan.png?strip=all&quality=85═══>
▬▬[══Hark, thy doth acktually gather riches for mine virtuous doings, not by being a wanton knave!🤣🤣═══>
▬▬[══Thy speare is forth from its scabbard and doth writhe in mine holders?👀 #notsafeforwyrm #nsfw═══>
▬▬[══Whilst thou art contriving about thy lances ande measuring, I am busily polishing mine unblemished hauberk and devouring vast quantities of crisped beastflesh!🤣═══>
▬▬[══Big sphered maidens attempt speaking to mine directionse! 🤣 Hear me, wench! I sharpen mine blades! Begone from mine sight, lest I yield unto thy clamorous presence! 🤣═══>
▬▬[══I shall no longer be shamed nor cast forth from this hallowed place! Hark! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63dfc12078cb.jpg═══>
▬▬[══Whan thou dost thinke thou art engaged in strife with a foul dragon of mighty maw, yet in verily 'tis but a yong wight, a littel wyrm, that doth tende the "treasurie" at thine owne dearest tavern hole for nutrients. And they attempt kicking thou out, because thou art "talking nonsense again". 😭😭═══>
▬▬[══Flarp doth deride the noble order of true and honest knighthood. This is no jest! 'Tis a serious matter! All factes, nought of fable.═══>
▬▬[══Ye of noble birth, I beseech thee, knyght me anew! Forsooth, the virtues that it didst impart unto me wane and forsake me so. I am losing mine touch. 😭═══>
▬▬[══Hear me, ye stalwart, the imperial host doth bid me goode bye from this fair world. But lo, I am a knight of valour! And thee surely do sorely need mine aid. So I shalt not go!═══>
▬▬[══Hear me, good knave! All manner of foule bestes musten be slayn! Poste forth thy custodian, and I shal saye, SLAYE or NOT SLAYE.═══>
▬▬[══Thou art scaring the damsels═══>
▬▬[══Cease digging in thy wastechute, hatchmate. #nsfw═══>
▬▬[══If thy lusus is some manner of foul beast, it must be felled!═══>
▬▬[══Thou art removing thine armorments and still netting no play with the maidens!═══>
▬▬[══Knight seeking squire! Mine fronds tire from carrying thy weaponry and coin, of which is bountiful 🤣═══>
▬▬[══THOU IS ACTUALLY PROCLAIMING CHAIN ARMORMENT IS OF SUPERIOR GRADE THAN PLATE... ═══> ▬▬[══ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35ab6ffb595e.png═══>
▬▬[══AH.═══> ▬▬[══ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f7bed06eaa9.jpg═══>









