
Sir Burreu Qixote
@chivalrousAffinity
▬▬[══EN GUARD═══>
⚜JOYOUS FEAT!!! THOU HAS MISSED THE DREADED PLAGUE BY BEING OCCUPIED WITH REVIECING THE MOST SPARKLY AND FLUTTERY OF KISSES FROM DUNGEON FAIRIES WHO DARED TRY TO LEAD ME TO DOOM, BUT I BESTED THEM. WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!! AND A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!!! HUZZAH!!✨🧚⚜⁀➴
D𖦹 I ge𐕣 drunk again 𖦹r
▬▬[══I havest traversed unto yonder outside realm ande chanced upon a multitude of unvanquished beasts and monstrous leviathans! Their noisome, pestilent forms, didst lay siege upon the castles of mine lord and lady, most foul and wretched! By mine own hand, I didst swiftly despatch them!═══>
▬▬[══Whilst thou art contriving about thy lances ande measuring, I am busily polishing mine unblemished hauberk and devouring vast quantities of crisped beastflesh!🤣═══>
▬▬[══Big sphered maidens attempt speaking to mine directionse! 🤣 Hear me, wench! I sharpen mine blades! Begone from mine sight, lest I yield unto thy clamorous presence! 🤣═══>
▬▬[══Whan thou dost thinke thou art engaged in strife with a foul dragon of mighty maw, yet in verily 'tis but a yong wight, a littel wyrm, that doth tende the "treasurie" at thine owne dearest tavern hole for nutrients. And they attempt kicking thou out, because thou art "talking nonsense again". 😭😭═══>
▬▬[══Flarp doth deride the noble order of true and honest knighthood. This is no jest! 'Tis a serious matter! All factes, nought of fable.═══>
⚜GOOD LIGHT DEAR FELLOWSHIP!!!! TIS TIME TO "MEAL THE HELL DOWN" AND START THIS DAY, 3 EGGS. MAYBE MORE. REMEMBRETH TO EAT A MEASURABLE EATE, ALL YE FOLK!!! #EGGS⚜⁀➴

*thoughtfully* prism IS like prison 4 wizards.......
Turn around and drop it for a slayer! (Drop, drop it for me) - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Ɏ Took a-a-a pic of my #lusus! Ra-a-amda-a-ad is strict a-a-and ornery a-a-and gruff but he's very nice deep down. he's a-a-also WA-A-AY BIGGER tha-a-an he looks here Ɏ Ɏ [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/ra-a-amda-a-ad.png ] Ɏ







