Sir Burreu Qixote
@chivalrousAffinity
▬▬[══EN GUARD═══>
▬▬[══Buxom fair maidens of Cullmonwealth, askest thou how much I dare to pay thee for a noblest nighte? Nought, I say! Mine gold is alredy thees, mistress! 🤣═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ this should count as pity baiting in public. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
▬▬[══Methinketh, is it of pity to bait, to declare mine own lineage of gentlemanly and nobile birth? 🤔═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ it is of pity to bait by SWINGING YOUR NET AROUND LIKE THAT. }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like, omg. i almost felt platonically bad four you when i read that. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg.... do NOT netzone me.... i dont even FLARP like that anymore! }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
▬▬[══Flarp is a foul blot upon thee honour of knighthood. I amst the true ande genuine devoutee of chivalry!═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....really???? }*o*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ do you like, accept letters by carrierfowl???? }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
▬▬[══Merrily! I doth accept thy missive by carrier featherbeast, unlest it hast been beset upon by fiend before it reacheth mine ganderbulbs. Alas, many are the featherbeast that falleth prey to such foul fate! None doth reacheth me yet.═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ c llll fhtagn ymg, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^o^{/ \}^7^{/ \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ glub to us, girly! speak your truth!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
▬▬[══Hark, say thee to th' darke creatures, my liege... "count thine nights"!═══>
⚜JOYOUS FEAT!!! THOU HAS MISSED THE DREADED PLAGUE BY BEING OCCUPIED WITH REVIECING THE MOST SPARKLY AND FLUTTERY OF KISSES FROM DUNGEON FAIRIES WHO DARED TRY TO LEAD ME TO DOOM, BUT I BESTED THEM. WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!! AND A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!!! HUZZAH!!✨🧚⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══I beseech the fey folk good will!! 🙏🙏 For deliverance of unharm to mine own brother in thy noble order of knighthood! Huzzah!!!!═══>
⚜HUZZAH BROTHER QIXOTE!!! THE INBORN SHREWDE NATURE OF SUCH CREATURES MADE MINE PILGRAMAGE A WONDEROUS ONE!I LIVEN ANOTHER DAY TO WORSHIP THY MOST WORTHY LORDS!!! THUS WITH SPARKLES ADORNING MINE HUSK.⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Forthright! Knightly emprises be fore us!! I shall espy thee, shining (glittereing?✨️) brightly o'er yonder field, when we shall draw neir unto a wight wyrm with our moste noble arms DRAWN TOGETHER! Sparkleknight Egleche!═══>
▬▬[══I havest traversed unto yonder outside realm ande chanced upon a multitude of unvanquished beasts and monstrous leviathans! Their noisome, pestilent forms, didst lay siege upon the castles of mine lord and lady, most foul and wretched! By mine own hand, I didst swiftly despatch them!═══>
▬▬[══Whilst thou art contriving about thy lances ande measuring, I am busily polishing mine unblemished hauberk and devouring vast quantities of crisped beastflesh!🤣═══>
now we're gettin a little bit ridiculous.
▬▬[══Gasp! I, a lowly vassal, do acknowledge thy majesty, Our Queen of the Realm!!═══>
mind if you fig)(t some windmills for me?
...sure...?
▬▬[══Big sphered maidens attempt speaking to mine directionse! 🤣 Hear me, wench! I sharpen mine blades! Begone from mine sight, lest I yield unto thy clamorous presence! 🤣═══>
✨🍭🕷️ you are my mortal enemy i think 🕷️🍭✨
▬▬[══I know thee not! I dwell in thy orb of thought, untaxed and unencumbered!═══>
✨🍭🕷️ okay well https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/windmill-pictures-hss2md5vuoc4pvsr.jpg 🕷️🍭✨
▬▬[══Whan thou dost thinke thou art engaged in strife with a foul dragon of mighty maw, yet in verily 'tis but a yong wight, a littel wyrm, that doth tende the "treasurie" at thine owne dearest tavern hole for nutrients. And they attempt kicking thou out, because thou art "talking nonsense again". 😭😭═══>
⚜A PITY SHARED BROTHER!!! THOSE OF IRON CAST CANNOT CATCH WHAT THE MASS CALL "A BREAK"⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Verily, I suffer derision for mine own chivalry, whan I do nought but dine on a simple pottage of lentil pulse! 😭😭 All manner of villain seeketh battle at thee "fin-and-out" establishment!═══>
⚜AHHH THE WRETCHED HOUSE OF "FIN-N-OUT" THOU KNOWS THEIR WICKEDNESS WELL. THY HAS ORDERED THE SO CALLED "BEAST-STYLE" SPUDDE SPERES. THUSTLY THY WAS FUL SORE DISAPOYNTED TO FEAST MINE EYES ON THE PLAT OF MUSTARD, NAY THAT OF ARM NOR TAIL OF SAID "BEAST" PRESENT.⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Hear ye! We shall assail this domicile of wickedness at eventide, mine brother! Let their felonious deeds no more escape our sight! Too many indignities hath been laid upon the honours of thy steel!! EN GUARD!!!!═══>
▬▬[══Flarp doth deride the noble order of true and honest knighthood. This is no jest! 'Tis a serious matter! All factes, nought of fable.═══>
⚜THOU MUST DISAGREE BROTHER!!!! THE KNIGHTHOOD OF NOBILITY IS AN ART THEE AND THY MUST PRESERVE!!!! ONE CANNOT SIMPLY GAIN ARMOR OF HIGH RANK AND FORGED BY HARDENED HANDS WITH EASE IN THESE TIMES OF FABRICATION MACHINARY!!! WE MOTEN LEADE BY ENSAMPLE!!!! AND LEREN OUR WAYS!!! FLARP KEEPETH THE BLADE SHARP AND THE MIND READY, FOR THE TIME OF IRON SHALL RISE AGAIN!!! #KNIGHTSLIVEON⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Hear me, brother whom art thou sole equal! Mine deeds of benevolence and chivalrous goode works, shall not be confined unto frivolous dalliances! Mine helm, forged of sturdy AUTHENTIQUE iron, is securely fastened with the finest twine cordage, mine carrybeast is of thee noblest hoofe, and mine esquire is besyde in gentle bearing and mostene useful of pledge. Fie upon the whimsy of pseudo-knighthood and true knighthood! Though they issue from the same hatch cycle, they are not of one and the same clutch!═══>
⚜BROTHER IF THOU SHALL EVER FIND IT IN THOUS HARDNED AND CHIVALROUS BLOODNED-THUMPER, MAKETH TYME TO COLLECT BOUNTY AND HONE THINES SKILLS IN DUNGEON BATTLE! TIS NOT OF DALLYING HERE, NO NO! OF TWO SISTERS ONE IS MOST STEADEFAST IN HER HONOR! BUT ONE SHANT SQUIRM AND TREMBLE IN IRON HUSK AT HER YOUNGER, FLIGHTY AND PLAYFUL SIBLING!!! PLAY DOTH NOT STEAL FROM OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS!!!! TIS NOT OF BEARING STRENGTH!!! IF THEE HAS A CHANGE OF KNOWLEDGE SPONGE PLEASE SEEK THOU IN THE FIELDS OF RAMPAGING BEASTS AND FALLEN MEN!!! FOR A NEW TRIAL BEGINS ANEW⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Dearest brother, 'tis naught writen in the stars that we sall engage in battale! I shall amuse thyself in fields of grene and make merie in battales of slain draconys with ye, knyghtly and linked prong in prong in our armorment. Bound by the bondys of oure duties of sworne valor, even if thou hast not set forthe in a true chivalrous queste yet (😭😭). But I have it nowe, for I am of true knighthoode, that ye hast muche yet to lerne. I shall teache ye, one night. What it is to be of true chivalry!═══>
⚜HO HO!!!! THOU DOUBTS MY WILL OF THE WAYS OF A TRUE ARMORED GUARDIAN!!! PERHAPS CHANCEE SHALL BRING THEE TO SEE THYS MANY TROPHIES OF JOURNEY OLD, ON BODY AND HELME!!! WE SHALL SEE WHO "SCHOOLS" THE OTHER IN BLOOD OF BEASTS AND OF TALE OF TRAVEL!!! NEVER UNDERESTIMATE BASED ON SHARED WORDS, FOR WE MAKE TRUE OF OUR WAYS THROUGH ACTION AND NOT OF TONGUE, DO WE NOT, BROTHER???? GO NOW!!!! SEEK MY CREST IN THE GREENERIE AND TELL ME ALL OF "TRUE CHIVALRY"!! HERE HERE!!!!⚜⁀➴
Why is everyone on here so horny????????
▬▬[══Fair maidens stir the meekliest of knaves to cast off his habiliments! 🤣🤣═══>