Sir Burreu Qixote
@chivalrousAffinity
▬▬[══EN GUARD═══>
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f97b42ed2801.gif (^人^) Got it? ♫
(＠＾◡＾) He sparkles because I said so. ♫
▬▬[══Thou art beholden to armorments of shine and polish, and not true craftsmanship! 😭═══>
(¬‿¬ ) I'm so well protected that I can give into vanity. What's your excuse? ♫
i doon't think ive ever met soomeoone whoo's name started with the letter b
▬▬[══Buxom fair maidens of Cullmonwealth, askest thou how much I dare to pay thee for a noblest nighte? Nought, I say! Mine gold is alredy thees, mistress! 🤣═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ this should count as pity baiting in public. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
▬▬[══Methinketh, is it of pity to bait, to declare mine own lineage of gentlemanly and nobile birth? 🤔═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ it is of pity to bait by SWINGING YOUR NET AROUND LIKE THAT. }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like, omg. i almost felt platonically bad four you when i read that. }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ omgggg.... do NOT netzone me.... i dont even FLARP like that anymore! }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
▬▬[══Flarp is a foul blot upon thee honour of knighthood. I amst the true ande genuine devoutee of chivalry!═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....really???? }*o*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ do you like, accept letters by carrierfowl???? }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
▬▬[══Merrily! I doth accept thy missive by carrier featherbeast, unlest it hast been beset upon by fiend before it reacheth mine ganderbulbs. Alas, many are the featherbeast that falleth prey to such foul fate! None doth reacheth me yet.═══>
࣪⊹₊˚{ c llll fhtagn ymg, o throdog glbgolyb! \}^o^{/ \}^7^{/ \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ glub to us, girly! speak your truth!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
▬▬[══Hark, say thee to th' darke creatures, my liege... "count thine nights"!═══>
⚜JOYOUS FEAT!!! THOU HAS MISSED THE DREADED PLAGUE BY BEING OCCUPIED WITH REVIECING THE MOST SPARKLY AND FLUTTERY OF KISSES FROM DUNGEON FAIRIES WHO DARED TRY TO LEAD ME TO DOOM, BUT I BESTED THEM. WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!! AND A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH!!! HUZZAH!!✨🧚⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══I beseech the fey folk good will!! 🙏🙏 For deliverance of unharm to mine own brother in thy noble order of knighthood! Huzzah!!!!═══>
⚜HUZZAH BROTHER QIXOTE!!! THE INBORN SHREWDE NATURE OF SUCH CREATURES MADE MINE PILGRAMAGE A WONDEROUS ONE!I LIVEN ANOTHER DAY TO WORSHIP THY MOST WORTHY LORDS!!! THUS WITH SPARKLES ADORNING MINE HUSK.⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Forthright! Knightly emprises be fore us!! I shall espy thee, shining (glittereing?✨️) brightly o'er yonder field, when we shall draw neir unto a wight wyrm with our moste noble arms DRAWN TOGETHER! Sparkleknight Egleche!═══>
▬▬[══I havest traversed unto yonder outside realm ande chanced upon a multitude of unvanquished beasts and monstrous leviathans! Their noisome, pestilent forms, didst lay siege upon the castles of mine lord and lady, most foul and wretched! By mine own hand, I didst swiftly despatch them!═══>
▬▬[══Whilst thou art contriving about thy lances ande measuring, I am busily polishing mine unblemished hauberk and devouring vast quantities of crisped beastflesh!🤣═══>
now we're gettin a little bit ridiculous.
▬▬[══Gasp! I, a lowly vassal, do acknowledge thy majesty, Our Queen of the Realm!!═══>
mind if you fig)(t some windmills for me?
...sure...?
▬▬[══Big sphered maidens attempt speaking to mine directionse! 🤣 Hear me, wench! I sharpen mine blades! Begone from mine sight, lest I yield unto thy clamorous presence! 🤣═══>
✨🍭🕷️ you are my mortal enemy i think 🕷️🍭✨
▬▬[══I know thee not! I dwell in thy orb of thought, untaxed and unencumbered!═══>
✨🍭🕷️ okay well https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/windmill-pictures-hss2md5vuoc4pvsr.jpg 🕷️🍭✨
▬▬[══Whan thou dost thinke thou art engaged in strife with a foul dragon of mighty maw, yet in verily 'tis but a yong wight, a littel wyrm, that doth tende the "treasurie" at thine owne dearest tavern hole for nutrients. And they attempt kicking thou out, because thou art "talking nonsense again". 😭😭═══>
⚜A PITY SHARED BROTHER!!! THOSE OF IRON CAST CANNOT CATCH WHAT THE MASS CALL "A BREAK"⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Verily, I suffer derision for mine own chivalry, whan I do nought but dine on a simple pottage of lentil pulse! 😭😭 All manner of villain seeketh battle at thee "fin-and-out" establishment!═══>
⚜AHHH THE WRETCHED HOUSE OF "FIN-N-OUT" THOU KNOWS THEIR WICKEDNESS WELL. THY HAS ORDERED THE SO CALLED "BEAST-STYLE" SPUDDE SPERES. THUSTLY THY WAS FUL SORE DISAPOYNTED TO FEAST MINE EYES ON THE PLAT OF MUSTARD, NAY THAT OF ARM NOR TAIL OF SAID "BEAST" PRESENT.⚜⁀➴
▬▬[══Hear ye! We shall assail this domicile of wickedness at eventide, mine brother! Let their felonious deeds no more escape our sight! Too many indignities hath been laid upon the honours of thy steel!! EN GUARD!!!!═══>