Sunorc Aropma
@circulatoryAlchemist
greatest alchemist of all toime, fackin foight me
i cried for real over this, mae word
oi promise mate shes moi world en more en oim gonna do my best little man
whae do i not believe you? you loterally forgot 'er last name soe hard she 'ad t' grubsit you!
oi miss moi matesprite tails
(≧▽≦): Matesprite? W)(φ Is Yφur Matesprite? And W)(y Didnt I Knφw Abφut It Earlier!?
(≧▽≦): )(u)(...? W)(en We Never Kissed..did We Say Anyt)(ing? Was I )(ig)( Φff Φf Sφpφr Again? Φr Drank Tφφ Muc)( Faygφ? #substance
naur naur oim realisin oim the schupidest bloke ever convinced, how did oi blunder this badly
YOUVE NEVER KISSED 'ER?
oi think oi royally facked up oi forgot to ask her out oive been living loike "yeh shes moi matesprite, defo" en oi NEVER ACTUALLY ASKED HER OUT
ITS BEEN LITERAL SWEEPS OIM SUCH AN AWFUL DICKHEAD
how do you make a mistake like tha'? genuinlae, how in th' cosmos did you not notice?
LISTEN oi call her darl en babe, she calls me sug, were always togetha when she aint on tour, we cuddle on the reg oim saur fackin schupid man oim goin mad
how do yall get so much drama in your lives im bored and need something to do
oi just say shit en people hate me for it, oi aint even troiyin
every day that troll posts i lose approximately three days off my lifespan
》o3<《 mwah mwah bitch @ me next toime en maybe we can get our pitch on
my ribs are still FUCKED by the wway thanks to nes ugh i need someone to fix my FUCKIN BONES
you are not gauring to loike it but oi do have the remedy
is it the bone hurt juice sunorc
ughhh you promise it fixes my bones and dont just regroww more bone wwhere the bone broke
should... should oi troiy the mysteriously unlabelled qi pills...
are you...? are you right in the head?
oi REALLY need to start labelling things, you cen only tell saur many shades of colours apart like oi labelled the bonehurt juice, but the amnestic en the slaur paurtion are very similar in colour, en oim also under the effects of said amnestic saur oi daurnt trust moiself to label them roight now
^You should also clean out your fridye. Can't ABIDE BY keepiny UNLABELLED potions riyht next to your leftovers.^
oi was about to say thats ridiculous but then oi checked a takeaurt carton and found dubiously aged unlabelled cultiveition pills
which wꙮuld be a better fit fꙮr the business meeting ꙮf business 1. an extremely lꙮng tie 2. 30 ties stacked ꙮn tꙮp ꙮf eachꙮther 3. 30 ties parallel ꙮn my neck 4. 30 ties tied tꙮgether, mimicking an extremely lꙮng tie - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
@glitterTrident darl, please dont cancel your tour for me oi am foine, please have a good toime
(≧▽≦): I Am Canceling My Tφur, I Am Already Φn My Way Sφ Yφu Just Stay T)(ere Sug And I'll Be At Yφur )(ive In Like, An )(φur.
aurkay funny effect it also makes me forget any mnemonic oi troi to make for the names saur yeah, names are just facked for me until the paurtion wears off... IF it wear off... aaaaur my kaiiileeee
(≧▽≦): Yφu, W)(at Did Yφu Dφ Sug...nφw Im Wφrried.
^Thouyht a plastic container was a pail and made an amnesia potion to foryet ABOUT it. Foryot everythiny instead.^
(≧▽≦): Gφg Damn It...φk, I'll Cut My Tφur Early. Berget Can Yφu Be A Dφll And Just Make Sure )(e Dφesn't Dφ Anyt)(ing Tφφ...dangerφus Till I Get T)(ere?
OI DID NOT FORGET EVERYTHING OI FORGOT SPECIFICALLY SURNAMES
gog who gave me the last name aropma it sounds saur schupid @ my ancestor, fack you, we both sound schupid
do you really wanna complain about names.