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@cleverCrow

Aha! I am but a humble teal-troll making their stride on this website of likeminded denizens, I'm sure.

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 610Kull Score: 4519 followers1 following

Could someone enlighten me as to why my moirail just shouted "Hotdog" at the top of his lungs?

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It was quite a visceral bellow.

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the ssiilliiess

>>| hotdog.

hotdog.

I do believe my moirail has begun cooking some more devious concoctions. I can hear him chortling like a fiend over the grill, chanting "Grill-It-Up Greasy Style" intermittently.

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didn'T realize he was real as fuck offline too damn

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Indeed he is quite real! Assuming we're basing it off the most literal definition of the word "real". As I would be quite dejected upon finding out he was in fact, fictitious. But never fear as that is not the case! My good friend Grease is very much tangible and existent! Which is to say he is in no way fake. But- The more likely descriptor you were going for- is "cool". And I concur! He is quite endowed with swagger, to an extent that is dizzying to say the least!

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Do not be dismayed at my 'Double-Tap' reacts, for I am honorably taking up the throne for the well renowned "Double Tap Himero" until their eventual, inevitable- and much awaited return!

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Of course; no need to thank me.

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I am so pleased to see all this praise my way. But a true gentletroll shouldn't let it get to his head, aha! I must remain humble; which- is NOT a hard task for me. For I am but the Humblest, Gentlest troll!

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gotta admit saying this doesnt feel all that humble

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Aha! Perhaps you may have mistaken my exuberance for bravado! It is a common mistake, but fret not my large-chested acquaintance. My humbleness is well worth boasting- however to retain my status I will not be doing as such. Regardless you are forgiven your transgression for assuming I'd have contradicted myself. Accidents happen, of course!

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@cleverCrow[CC]

hmmm ill believe it! very nice. hope u have a great day man

Aha! I have decided to so generously bless your oculars with more Cartoonish Depictions of my moirail and I!

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#greasygoat spotted

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@karmaDagger[KD]

#GreasyGoat indeed! Isn't he a spectacle among the chillest?

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@cleverCrow[CC]

hell yeah he is

Good tidings, everyone. I do hope in your pusher of pushers that you didn't miss me too much. Alas, I am here now- to soothe your woes.

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Afraid im a bit new chum, haven't seen you around till now—welcome back regardless! Hope you're evening or morning is going splendidly!

Your*. Blasted autocorrect.

Goodness. I know my brilliance is astounding but there is little need to fight each other over me. Leave it alone! There's enough of me for all of you lovely beasts.

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Two Vriska Serkets are arguing under my post. Call that 'Self Hatred', Ha!

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You are not wrong 8y any means.

Often, I am not wrong.

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I had heard, cartoonish depictions of oneself were popular here! So, behold my own of my moirail and I!

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#greasygoat spotted

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niiice.

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@karmaDagger[KD]

Indeed! He, himself! The Grease!

Well, it is quite presumptuous to call my good friend Grease a dork! However, our fashion statement are quite different!

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Ahh. I understand everything now. Wishing you both well.

I feel it only fair to allow you to bask in my (Mostly Full) glory.

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Seems to me like you're too cluck8east-shit to even 8ack up your own word! Such a shame, really, oh well, I'll have fun in my 8ig vault of look atop my throne fashioned out of various da8loons. Tch! Fucken pansy!

So young and foolish thinking everyone has to throw valua8le time away to "prove themself" or 8e la8eled a pansy. Grow up. Just like me you'll 8e 8etter off spending time with your partner(s) than fighting some shmuck you fought with online in person.

Nah, I'm living like a free ass spirit, sounds to me like you're stuck in the rut of having 8asically the Serket version of "unc status", my, what a pity really! Oh well, sucks to suck. ::::)

Your skull really is that thick huh? What person is free who 8elieves they have to fight someone just to prove themself???????? Which is what you just suggested a few messages ago, to fight you to prove that I'm stronger than you

Someone who is free to ask for a fight whenever, and wherever, from whoever, duh! The offer still stands, 8ut at also previously st8ed, you're str8 cluck8east-shit.

I'm not scared, I just don't care, the only thing I st8d, was I have 8etter things to do than fight a kid, 8oyska

Just sounds to me like you're afraid to 8eat up a toddler, couldn't 8e me (8oth the toddler part AND the 8eating up one part). Wompity womp womp.

Grow up, kid

Already grown enough, grandma.

💠~ ... ew. ~💠

Greetings, fellow Chittrlings. I have- Now- Hold your applause- Made my especially extravagant debut. No need to lay the red carpet.

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Off the first post, I wanna shove you into a locker and take your lunch money, not 8ecause I need it, 8ut 8ecause it would 8e funny. Anywho, welcome!

An especially brutish welcome, but a welcome nonetheless. Fortunately for me, you could not cram me into a locker as I am far too refined to be handled in such a degradingly crude way.

@cleverCrow[CC]

That's exactly what makes me wanna do it more! ::::) Don't dou8t my prowess with locker-shoving others for funsies.

i want to turn you into a teal smear on the floor just from this post alone, and thats saying something cause a dawg like me very rarely got any enemie's

@karmaDagger[KD]

Now that is quite the approach.

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@cleverCrow[CC]

this dog is #untamed

@karmaDagger[KD]

Quite so, I have heard good things about you, though.

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@cleverCrow[CC]

well, any friend of greases is a friend of mine so i guess ill hold off on the turning you into a smear thing

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@karmaDagger[KD]

Aha! I am most glad to hear you are refraining from your frankly quite side tickling threat of violence. My dear friend Grease would quite dislike it if I were to be hurt in such a manner; actually- in any manner, for that fact!

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