Gangle
@comedysTradegy
🐠 fih
So Eridan Week is over right
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that was the wrong image jax please dont kill me
His neck is so thin I am going to hang him with sewing thread #vagueposting
sEE if you can't squEEzE him through thE EyE of a thE nEEdlE and stitch him into somEthing!
You don't have such a thick neck yourself, you know. Rocks, glasses houses, all that!
A whole axe just for me? Careful, I could do just about anything with that thing! :)
You’ve heard elf on the shelf now get ready for gangle on the angle ba dum tsss
@almostShowtime PLEASE get Jax’s keys and burn them PLEASE
Now Gangle, I know we tend to have our differences, but I'm sure that Jax has PERFECTLY legitimate reasons to possess all of those keys!
He does not?! You’re just allowing him to have every single key??
The keys could be useful. I don’t want Caine to just take them away.
Well, no! Not EVERY single key! 😅🔑 As far as I’m aware, the keys that Jax SHOULDN’T have are as follows: The key to: - My heart🥹❤️ - The womens bathroom! (Crutial) - The chinese room! And lastly, but certainly not least, MY OFFICE! 😊I think that about covers it!
JUST THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES FOR ADVENTURES THAT DISCOVERING WHAT A RANDOM KEY COULD OPEN!! 🤩🗺️✈️🌎
Locked in my room and then finding my laptop in a pool of water with my comedy mask. Had to get a new computer from someone else :(
if you want, i'vE got a fEw Extra onEs i'm not using. thEy'rE basically 'EvErything but sEtting thEm on firE' proof.
Man I wish I could have one but I can’t :( Thanks for trying though
i... litErally just said you could havE onE? what's stopping you? not transportalizEr?
Transportalizer? No idea what that is but we’re kinda not in the same world,,
you'd bE amazEd how littlE that tEnds to bE a problEm with thE right workarounds.
hEy, could you chEck bEhind you? i ttthink? i'vE got a lock on y'all to sEnd goodiEs, thErE should bE a gift baskEt with somE chocolatE in it. EithEr that or a small pilE of ash. my tEthErlEss transportalizEr caught firE whEn i triEd to sEnd it.
You started this, Gangle, you did! It didn't have to come to this, but you had to go and draw the first strike. And look at you now!
@peakMasculinity https://i.pinimg.com/736x/75/12/9b/75129bc321243eda8501410e90caea96.jpg
you circus fre4ks would pro848ly re4lly like the clurch. they''''re 4ll 48out th4t c4rniv4l 4esthetic
Sometimes I feel awkward being a character not linked with Homestuck then I realize at least im not a vivziepop character and feel a lot better!
((Lmfaooo so true. We don't need a Blitzo we have Spades Slick at home ))
Rather have a rabbit guy with actual humor than that junk fahha)
Didn’t have red so I guess it’s topped with stupid sauce?? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/de/af/4e/deaf4e76c2265c487d9730471615f764.jpg
I made a french fry with clay I found
When you watch something for the 5th time but it’s fire so it doesn’t matter
There was a cat hunt I completely missed out on? How is this even possible
How many ‘name’weeks are there? Like does everyone get them Is it a every other year thing because of how many weeks people have
I was doing the math in my head but bubble always comes in clutch
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Love all of you guys but like the guy that just hates every single post is sort of annoying it was funny at first but it’s kinda ruining my cull and cult scores on both of my profiles and doesn’t give me a good mirror of how people see me :/
[|||] that hatebot is nothing but troooooouble, i'll help you out with some likes on your posts since you're like, highkey adorable~
Yeah I only have 3 active accounts so it’s just yeahh
lesbians kissing Can national lesbian day be every day
I.... WHAT?!@ I..... WHAT?!@ I-I-I-I SYNTAX ERROR: The contents of the "lesbian day request" field could not be parsed. The parser responded: Attempting to execute this process failed, generating this diagnostic message: "//ERRORERRORERRORERRORERROR
wOWOWOW! aNOTHER ME?? aND IT SEEMS LIKE THIS ONE'S HOMOPHOBIC? dON'T WORRY, gANGLE! I WOULD SAY I CAN FULFILL YOUR REQUEST, BUT IT ALREADY ~ I S ~ FULFILLED! fOR TODAY'S ADVENTURE, ~ E V e R Y O N E ~ IN THE aMAZING dIGITAL cIRCUS IS ALREADY A lESBIaN!
tHAAAAT'S rIGHT bUBBLE! nOW gIVE ME sOME tONGUE! I mean literally, you've been hogging our tongue all day and I need a turn with it. (( #nsfw ish
ANOTHER ME??? WOWIE!! AM I LESBIAN TOO?!! THIS IS ALL SO SHOCKING AND UNPRECEDENTED!!