WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
YES, SPREAD THE WORD OF MY GREATNESS! IT'S FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
I'M CONCERNED AS TO WHAT OTHER SKELETON YOU COULD HAVE MET BEFORE ME THAT MAY HAVE... TARNISHED OUR REPUTATION A SMIDGE. BUT I'M GLAD THAT I'VE MANAGED TO ESTABLISH A GRAND FIRST IMPRESSION!
holy shit is that papyrus
THE ONE AND ONLY! OR, NOT ONLY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN NOTIFIED OF THE EXISTENCE OF OTHERS. BUT CERTAINLY THE BEST AMONG THE COMPETITION!
my son wants your autograph
You seem like a very skeleton! And not a scary one, so definitely my favorite!
MY AUTOGRAPH...? WOWIE!! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I GET ASKED ALL DAY EVERY DAY, FOR THE RECORD. BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO OBLIGE! DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ANY MAILING ISSUES. SIMPLY CHECK YOUR MAILBOX. MY BROTHER RECENTLY OPENED A PRIVATE POSTAL SERVICE JUST FOR THIS PURPOSE!
Okay sign it to "Bones Noir". Don't do that though I got a location for it. Thank you.
INDEED, I AM THE VERIEST SKELETON! NO OTHER VERIES AS WELL AS ME! IT'S NO SURPRISE I'VE WORKED MY WAY INTO YOUR GOOD GRACES QUICKLY.