Crow Vantas
@cordiformAgnosy
sgrub surwvivwor. theoretically. any pronouns
Ddo yyou ever tthink about wwhat wwould hhappen if yyou jjust llike... sspontaneously exploded in tthe lline tto ppay ffor yyour ggroceries~<
I think I should do it sometimes
// cronus alt; Just A Guy. Maybe a little annoying
another day I inhabit earth c
Been meaning to ask, why does everyone refer to it as earth "C"? What happened to B? ♥︎
in my case there actually vwas a b our space player uh. imploded it. Not that there vwas anything liwving yet.
(Casting spells to trans more people's gender!)<
cmon I don't knovw vwhat direction mine's at any more
my friends keep transing my gender. I'm somethin alright
Caramel an' coffee beans.
// I adore Lujann. I read your tweets in Zer0's voice from borderlands2
is that. a sentient ad.
>>>(All) advertisements are sentient >>>(The) algorithms have given (Them) thoughts and decision making >>>((They)) move through cyberspace like water through granules >>>((They)) want to make the jump into (You)
alright vwithout the conspiracy theories I mean the poster that keeps shiftin betvween quirks and colours
owverheating under my ovwn tail AUGH
i can't believwe people don't think i'm funny. i'm really funny guys. kankri laughs at my jokes all the time.
release me from owverpriced caffeine hell
It's all pricy 'cause nobody wants ta' make their damn coffee anymore. You get a moka pot n' some grounds, yer set for half the year, easy. Fuck me, the water's free!
and that's vwhy I'm paid to make it. cause the awverage guy don't vwanna. And I think buying all the flawvors kills the vwallet
furry problems. putting your vwhole tail in a bag vwhen you just vwant a quick shovwer.
I'VE 8EEN SAYINGGGG