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Will I regret the whole box of donuts later? Maybe! But twas worth it!
HEAVY IS THE CHEESE THAT BURGERS.
(°. i'm cursed with c𖦹nstantly feeling like a wet purrbeast .°)
yapper b liek: Great plan u g𖦹t there btw
i feel as though i could eat one of those novelty giant flavor discs right now
Do you folks think i could eat a 28 inch diameter pizza.
sex this sex party that. when are we gonna have a good ol grill sesh.
IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS: MY CHRONIC PAIN IS INDEED, CHRONIC AND I AM, INDEED, IN PAIN.
:33< *ac nods, understanding the concept but does not have the same issue* :33< foraging then
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— I hear that! ( ◠ ◠;) —— (˘ ³˘)
If you want to know how tall I am you must first answer my riddles three
OH MY FUCK I FOUND SOME MACARONS IN THE 8ACK OF MY PANTRY #WINNING
:33 < i cannot be trusted around unguarded snacks :33
hm... yummers
man same i love velociraptors. an i mean everyone loves rexy. someone also reminded me mosasaurs existed so that's on my mind too.
fun facts of the night wwwwith mmmme, your buddy tyzias did you knowwww that wwww
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flops_around_aggressively_ gonna_wiggle_on_you_watch_the_fuck_out
bad texture
makeup.is.difficult
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hey look ! got a fupa now ꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ Purrs on yow all nonchalant l!ke꠹
hu8ris…
famous last words
:33 < he doesn't knyow
(( fun fact: Moxide has retractable claws! they're not out often but she DOES use 'em when need be )) https://file.garden/aZklG8v4vGLII3iX/chittr_images/mox-claws-sketch.png
would 8eg for cheese 8urger
and idgaf im gonna work naked it's way too hot #nsfw ig
:33< lets do some horoscopes :33< ♈ mew will post a selfie of mewrself that will make meow meow at mew :33< ♉ get ready fur an unexpawcted trip when mew accidentally fall asl33p in a space ship and wake up in space :33< ♊ a funny dance is in mewre future when mew realize that mew arent wearing pants but in fact ten billion tiny bugs in the shape of pants :33< ♋ mew will lose the lottery today :33< ♌ its impawsible fur mew nyat to be cute k33p it up :33< ♍ someone will smile at mew in the next 24387745 sw33ps :33< ♎ the pawsition of mercury says that mew should spend the rest of the w33k in mewre refrigerator :33< ♏ mew will s33 a strawberry this season :33< ♐ violent times ahead when mew walk into a wendys and punch the cashier in the head :33< ♑ mew are always exactly where mew are :33< ♒ mew can nefur have too meowny pancakes :33< ♓ hacksaw some tr33s down fur fun and purroffit
* hey listen * im very food motivated too * so you're not alone! hehehe. enjoy your food while you can my guy :3
* 👀
Awww. Hes kind of cute though he is sitting in my favourite spot. https://i.pinimg.com/474x/c6/5a/06/c65a06150c9e7b9f147067f4ce1b6dc3.jpg
* dude i could fuck that shit up so bad rn
* well if you ask me at that point its not so much a milkshake and more so a dilluted glass of peanut butter yknow?
thiis iis possiible and iit iis deliiciious
≈B3ST PART OF USIN ANY PRONOUNS IS THAT ITS IMPOSSIBL3 2 MISG3ND3R M3 H3H3H3H3≈
Ɏ ba-a-adges a-a-are a-a-a kind of touys if you think a-a-about it #mytouys Ɏ
8eforan Sgrub session breakdowvn - evweryone sucked - no one could vwork together - vwe got blowvn up blah blah blah.
I have nothing to say I just wanted to post this)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a683fd103e04.png
Louie Zong just came out with a buncha short lil Midwest Emo songs inspired by trail cam photos. It's pretty good
i fell asleep on the floor of the pantry.
so 'appy i 'ave a job and i work and make money and i 'ave a job
i llikee. mmusicc! ᨑ_ᨑ
pay some tithe to your local bank and we will come in and eat them all
what is a "before us"
Ɏ never give more tha-a-an 70% unless your life depends on it Ɏ
bars
slepy
epy
₍^. .^₎⟆ *PurresSsses my warm pawsSSSs on your face*꠹
today i forgot the saturn ain't immune to the sunburn
Man. People spend their lives like this? Having a job for the first time is jarring.
Cr0nus please transiti0n
Words Cannot Describe The Ravenous Lust I Am Currently Feeling. #iwantramensobad #withtwoboiledeggs #yearning #nsfw
GOOD EVENING EVERYPUPPY !! !! !! I AM SO SLEEPY STILL
Yeah it's not great. And I'm pretty sure they can still follow you if you block 'em before they do.
They don't tell you that when you have a job where you can't call people morons it is like hitting black tar heroin when you get the best of someone online. INSTANT crack hit. #substances
:33 < fur mewr wriggler day im getting mew a pack of white shirts owo
#true
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I ate a PB&J.」
This chittr shit EASY and I don't even have to post nipple.
Batman is here? Poser.
okay hear MMe out on this but iMMagine a burger. big fuckin burger. yeah i know that one’s a little out there sorry but do your best
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hump the hand that petSs you or whatever #nssfw꠹
i should be allowed to hit my more difficult customers with a baseball bat. plus there's one that i kind of want to just shoot actually #violence
I want pötatöes sö bad
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₍^. .^₎⟆ Okay t!me to get h!gh and Ssstare at a corner for an hour #subsSSSstance꠹
=oXO zzzz''' =oXO
OH, DID YOU THINK I WAS JUST GOING TO POST REVIEWS FOR PIZZA? YOU FOOL. YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU FUCKING IGNORAMUS. OH MY SWEET SUMMER FUCKHEAD. NO, WE'RE MOVING ON TO BURGERS NOW. THE RIGHT BURGER IS SOMETHING THAT CAN RARELY BE PUT INTO WORDS AND MIGHT ONLY BE ABLE TO BE ACCURATELY DESCRIBED WHEN PUT INTO SONG. BUT I'LL TRY MY BEST. FOR YOU. YOU UNGRATEFUL LEECHES. THE METRICS FOR WHICH I ENJOY A BURGER ARE VERY SIMPLE. I LOOK FOR THREE THINGS, NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF BURGER IT IS: MOIST, FLAVORFUL MEAT, ENOUGH CHEESE TO PUT AN ESPECIALLY LARGE SHRIEKBEAST INTO THE GROUND AND ADEQUATELY TOASTED BUNS. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET IN THE COMMENTS TO SAY: HAHA, BUNS! HAHAHAHAHA, HE SAID MEAT! YES. THIS IS THE PRICE WE PAY WHEN TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING AS WONDERFUL AS THE HUMBLE BURGER. SOMETIMES SHIT IS GOING TO END UP SOUNDING REALLY FUCKING #SUGGESTIVE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN REALLY DO ABOUT IT. SO HERE, THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. YOUR TIME EVEN! MOIST MEAT. TOASTED BUNS. SUPPLE, DELICATE BREAD. OOEY, GOOEY CHEESE. WASN'T THAT FUNNY? AREN'T YOU JUST TICKLED FUCKING PINK AT THE VAGUEST BULLSHIT? I BET YOU ARE, YOU KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MOUTHBREATHER. ANYWAY, TODAY I VISITED A BURGER PLACE KNOWN AS TITO'S. HERE THEY SERVE A VARIETY OF BURGERS, INCLUDING THE FABLED 'SMASH PATTY', AND HERE'S WHERE OUR TASTES MAY DIFFER. THIS MAY BE THE PART WHERE YOU RAISE YOUR PITCHFORKS AND PUT ME TO THE FUCKING TORCH BECAUSE HOT TAKE? I DON'T REALLY LIKE SMASH PATTIES. I THINK THEY HAVE THEIR PLACE. I WOULDN'T TURN MY NOSE UP IF I FOUND ONE ON MY PLATE, LOVINGLY CRAFTED BY ONE OF MY DEAR FRIENDS WHO SAW FIT TO FEED ME. "YOU'RE SAFE NOW, MY CHILD", THEY SAY. "DON'T EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN!" I REPLY. BUT YEAH I WOULDN'T *CHOOSE* A SMASH PATTY SO THAT'S WHY I'M GLAD TITO'S HAS OTHER OPTIONS. WHEN TRYING OUT A NEW BURGER PLACE I ALWAYS DEFAULT TO THEIR MOST BASIC BURGER AVAILABLE. HERE, THIS HAPPENED TO BE THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER. BULLY FOR FUCKING ME, THAT HAPPENS TO BE MY FAVORITE KIND. THIS DOUBLE CHEESE CAME WITH A SALAD TOPPING AND SOME OF THE HOUSE'S SIGNATURE 'BURGER SAUCE', WHICH LOSES POINTS BECAUSE I HATE IT WHEN SHIT IS NAMED LIKE THAT. WHAT'S IN IT? WHAT DOES IT ENTAIL? IS IT SPICY OR SWEET? ROLL THE FUCKING DICE YOU IGNORANT FUCK! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW UNTIL ITS IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, ASSAULTING YOU WITH ITS AIRHEADS: WHITE MYSTERY. TO CUT A LONG DIATRIBE SHORT THOUGH THE SAUCE WAS FINE I THINK IT WAS A MUSTARD BASE WITH SOME SPICES. I GIVE THIS BURGER A SOLID 7/10. IT WAS A GOOD BURGER! I ENJOYED IT! TASTY ENOUGH FOR SURE AND I WOULDN'T SAY NO TO GOING TO THE PLACE AGAIN. THE MEAT WAS JUICY, AND HELD ALL THE GREASY SHIT THAT I LOVE. TITO, THE PROPRIETOR HIMSELF, WAS MORE THAN WILLING TO ACCOMMODATE MY REQUEST FOR EXTRA CHEESE AND BOY DID HE DELIVER- THAT SHIT WAS DRIBBLING ONTO MY SHIRT I FELT LIKE A WRIGGLER AT MCDISORDERS WHO'S LUSUS IS TOO BUSY TO ADEQUATELY TAKE CARE OF THEM. FAST, FRIENDLY SERVICE. NOW LET'S GO ONTO WHAT BRINGS IT DOWN IN THE SCORE. THE SALAD ITSELF WAS TASTY BUT *NOT* CRISP. WHEN I BITE INTO A PICKLE, I EXPECT IT TO CRUNCH, I EXPECT IT TO RESIST ME. I EXPECT IT TO BE A BRIEF, FLEETING FIGHT BETWEEN MY TEETH AND THIS OBSTINATE VEGETABLE. UNFORTUNATELY, IT WAS ALL A BIT LIMP. AS BEFORE MENTIONED, I DON'T ENJOY A MYSTERY SAUCE- EVEN IF I ENDED UP LIKING IT, THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF BEING HESITANT TO TAKE A BITE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WHITE SHIT IS KIND OF PUT ME OFF A BIT. THE BIGGEST OFFENDER TO MY RATING SYSTEM WAS THE FACT THAT I HAD TO ORDER FRIES *SEPARATELY*. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHERE A BURGER DOESN'T *COME WITH* THE FRIES? WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING THAT IT'S A SEPARATE CHARGE?! THIS SPITS IN THE FACE OF THE ENTIRE BURGER EXPERIENCE! A BURGER WITHOUT HER FRIES IS LIKE A THRESHECUTIONER WITHOUT HIS SICKLE. WHICH IS TO SAY: HE'S A VERY FUCKING PISS POOR EXCUSE FOR A THRESHIE TO BE QUITE HONEST!!! A DRINK AS A DISJOINTED PIECE I WILL ACCEPT. A DESSERT, TOO! HELL, I'LL EVEN ACCEPT SEPARATE ONION RINGS! BUT FRIES? THE FRIES?! IF THIS IS WHERE THE FUTURE OF THE BURGER RESTAURANT IS HEADED THEN I AM NOT FUCKING OPTIMISTIC. AS ITERATED BEFORE, 7/10. JOIN ME NEXT TIME WHERE I REVIEW A HOT DOG OR SOME SHIT WHO KNOWS! I SURE AS HELL WON'T UNTIL I GET TO THE RESTAURANT, SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOSY, PROGNOSTICATIVE BULLSHIT! KARKAT OUT.
c< My tuMMy Hurt 4ty dead, twO HuNdred iNjured >c
i s♰_are a♰_ y0u an_d y0u s♰_are a♰_ me an_d vwere s♰_arin_g un_♰_il 0ur eyes ge♰_ dry.
i feel sorry for the rare normal cronus. because my god these ones.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Moment of weaknesSsSs !n my pan and now ! musst ssshare: B!g fat ha!ry guy who growls and sp!ts !n your mouth before call!ng you a good pet #nSsfw꠹
TH1S 4PPL3 P13 GOT BUST1NG 1T DOWN S3NSU4L STYL3
Ah. A horrible day to be named Cronus Ampora...... VWell. Im just Apollo nowv. Haha, hehe. Hm.
(=^･^=) < MEOWRE SHIP ART!!! OK SO. TO EXPLAIN THIS. I S33 CRONUS AS A SORT OF "UNSHIPPABLE" WITH THE OTHER TROLLS.. BUUTT!! A GOOD SHIPPURR ALWAYS FINDS A WAY! #SELFCESTSHIPPNG #SUGGESTIVE #THATFISHGUYMEWKNOW https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/cronusbeautifulselfcest.png
L0gs 0nt0 chittr Gets slutshamed Gets vanillashamed Gets whiplash G0es t0 bed #nsfw
>> You 1ook great, ¡ 1ove the f1owerડ :))
Ɏ we've a-a-all been there sta-a-ay strong Ɏ
wish this was me
know what, i tried. Here, i hope this works as an apology tribute https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a3/fe/8b/a3fe8b990c376202a4b4488a7f6878ee.jpg
H4V3 YOU GUYS CONS1D3R3D 1TS TROLL R4B13S 1NST34D.
✨🍭🕷️ humansplaining our own biology to us? 🕷️🍭✨
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i think this batch of cookies woulda been better if it had more chocolate chips ooo double chocolate cookies next ive decided
avwesome, vwe got sevweral.
interesting seeing a public culling done digital, I can't say I expected that when when I joined...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
I'm gonna go buy 200 chicken nuggets.
c< pretty! >c
!!! THIS FUNNEL CAKE I'M MUNCHING ON IS MOTHERFUCKIN DELISH !!! :ODD
https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/119641453_w1D^CTjjmEKqSEv.p^9
no one judge how I only just woke up. what I miss chittr nation
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! know a few people on th!Ss sSs!te who would look great !n these #nsssfw https://cdn.!mgchest.com/f!les/4f2a07ae6cd6.jpeg httpsSSS://cdn.!mgchesSst.com/f!lesss/b692b215a02c.jpeg꠹
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This Is Not #cannibalism As A Metaphor For All Consuming, Obsessive Love, By The Way. This Is #cannibalism As A Metaphor For I Am Cold And Lashing Out. #notpositive #violence #:<
I second this
I Said I Would Normal Post, And Then I Immediately " Folded " Because I Saw One Post Adjacent To Something I Thought Was Vaguely Hot. I Am A Lost Cause. #nsfw #nsfc
Consumed slider sandwiches, 8ecause I can eat twice as many with half the guilt.
cigarette x 2
Despite my griping, please understand that being trans is not the sole purpose of my being and all that consumes my every waking thought. I also am a monster fucker. #nsfw
lets out a single pitious whimper but doesnt elaborate
I will eat them for you.
I am not immune to the delicious siren song of cheese and crackers.
it sucks having a tail because rubbish like small sticks and grass and stuff gets on it and i have to sit fur a while just to pick it out
PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST. MAYBE A BAD DECISION IF MY GUTS ARE CORRECT BUT IT TASTED GOOD SO WHO GIVES A FUCK REALLY.
fistfight. tree wrestling. a sword duel. many avenues. of fighting.
There IS a pr-o-o-tein bar by the brand "Barebells" that is peanut butter and jelly flav-o-o-red. It's really yunmy!! Perfect snack f-o-o-r a hike!
Thank y-o-o-u f-o-o-r saving me the -o-o-ne trilli-o-o-n caegars it c-o-o-sts.
was aboutta say i n33d th3s3 <isc3rally but now im just disappoint3d fuck man this is as bad as wh3n i found out th3r3s no cok3 in coca-cola
I Need An Asiago Bagel So Bad It's Bordering On Carnal. #nsfw
>> You w¡11 r¡de th¡ડ out and make ¡t to the other ડ¡de, ¡ prom¡ડe 🫂🫂🫂 Take a deep breath, get ડome water maybe.
About To Get #nineinchnailed. #nsfw #silly #nsfc
Being employed coming back to bite me in the ass.
heavy is the chest that holds the ruMMble spheres
Too 8ad you cant whimsy your way out of cleaning dishes, ugh.
>> My goa1 for to1¡ght ¡ડ to NOT 1et that fuck¡ng converડat¡on, w¡th the go1db1ood try¡ng to conv¡nce me to p¡ડડ on h¡m, be my 1ongeડt ever converડat¡on thread. ¡ d¡d not p¡ડડ on h¡m, ¡ don't p1an on ¡t. #nડfw?
Rosebot gaming. #SILENTHILL2REMAKE
Yearngry
(\ /) hungry
I Yearn Most Of All For A High Quality Sandwich. #yearning
YES. SANDBITCH YUMMY.
:33 < i rate this post 10/10 kitty points!!
CORRECT !! ૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა
I 6ecame a girl 6ecause I 6r9ke my 9riginal gender, and it wasn't c9vered 6y warranty, and it wasn't in st9ck when I went t9 6uy a new 9ne. H9wever, this new gender is 9f very high quality. I d9 like the "She/Her" pr9n9uns, and I feel happy with myself.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/8470aaf7f6034ce74a0b4a5aa2174e37/6303a2f9acbb7b9b-be/s1280x1920/e443d936c0672cb1efa65f947fda8f98c80b3613.jpg always ready
"= "beforus" continues to be a more terrifying concept than the "alternia" and "new alternia" i am used to. based on. what i have heard. of it. ="
(You're getting your genderfluid all over my wizard tower!)<
Happy fat fuck Friday tO thOse whO celebrate
>>>(All) laws start out as hypotheses and theories >>>(Merely) waiting for fact to come to light >>>(Present) theory? >>>(Datascraping) for personal credentials >>>(Potential) botnet
killing and murder and violence 1000 sweeps explosion beam barrage
It's just me and my sword #MySword Wait. Fuck. Shit. My pants.... I accidentally cut though my pants... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb5bdbd118e6.jpg
I get the odd impression that, perhaps all-too-specifically, there is a giant command prompt hovering over my head right now. Stranger still is that I have the *distinct* feeling that it says something along the lines of "====> Decide you don't care a8out any of this." How strange!
i wv0uld c0mmit a crime 4 a little de88ie cake 8tvw.
You know good and god damn well that is harmless.
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼MEW GOT A COKE AND WHISKEYYYY #SUBSTANCE
<body> ** too many professional businesstrolls around here. we've got to start shooting into the air or something, lower the property value. </body>
come back rfom reading cute lusus stories and see immediatelyyy a post abt cigs in a bra what a change in tone lol
could I just take mine off ?? yes. will I ?? no !!