Moluks Haliot
@corporateCasanova
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# $ometime$ I think about ¢ommi$$ioning my own a$¢ot line! It ¢ro$$e$ my thinkpan now and then! Then every troll ¢ould look a$ da$hing a$ I do! #
[ ⋅] One could only hope to dress so sharply.
↗️I COULD ONLY DREAM OF BEING ABLE TO AN ASCOT OFF THE WAY YOU DO.↗️
# Hey, ¢hin up! You're not dre$$ing too $habby judging by your profile pi¢ture! Of ¢our$e, an a$¢ot would really pull the whole thing together, but it'$ a $tart! #
[ ⋅] I could put my thumb on the scale and have my dress code.. Adjusted.
↗️IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE AND ALSO GREAT↗️ ↘️pleasure↘️ ↗️THAT I MUST ANNOUNCE I HAVE PROCURED SO MANY DIGITAL BOSSES THROUGH CHITTR↗️ ↘️which is much better for networking than nubbook or indead or linkedfin↘️ ↗️THAT I HAD TO ACQUIRE A SERIES OF PINS TO ADHERE THEIR IMAGES TO THE INSIDE OF MY WORKSQUARE.↗️ ↘️while my most avid readers will know that i am eternally indebted to persons such as mister calder and also mister ampora for their social climbing and marketry involvement, i am most proud to introduce myself into the crocker line of devout servitude, miss @gutsyGumshoe .↘️ ↗️IT IS KIND OF SHAMEFUL, AS THEIR PLANET IS COMPOSED OF SOME OF THE SOFTEST-SKINNED BEINGS SINCE LOTIONED OINKBEASTS BECAME HIVEHOLD PETS, BUT I AM ALSO KIND OF INTO BEING EMPLOYED FOR ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT AND ALSO THE DAY.↗️ ↘️it is kind of amazing.↘️ ↗️SHE IS THE TRUEST PHYSICAL SUPERIOR OF HER ERA AND SPECIES.↗️ ↘️i hope that you will all support me as i transition from doing this to literally doing the same thing, but with the addition of the occasional fanfare for some lurid slurry of sucrose and whipped topping.↘️ ↗️I CAN BE FOND OF CREAM, SOMETIMES.↗️
# Hey, ¢ongratulation$! Got your$elf a good gig there! At lea$t I think! Ha! #
↘️sometimes i look at your profile image and my pusher beats faster.↘️ ↗️THAT IS THE MARK OF A TRUE MARKET BEAST.↗️
# Ha, well thank$! I like to think my a$¢ot i$ both ¢harming and adverti$able! #
Shirt that says "I <> my emPloyees" on the front ANd the back has a list of all of their names.
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWEEN EMPLOYEE AND EMPLOYER, DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fdc7c48610a.png ↘️
# Wow! That'$ definitely $omething! #
↗️I HOPE WHEN I AM SHIPPED OFFPLANET FOR SOME KIND OF NUMBERS-BASED ASSIGNMENT, THAT I AM ALLOWED TO CONTINUE MONITORING MY PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️i am massively hopeful for the up and coming "playobjects-r-us", a store for wigglers.↘️ ↗️I HAVE INVESTED HEAVILY IN IT ALREADY. I AM PREPARED FOR GREAT THINGS.↗️
# Hey, thi$ pla¢e doe$n't look half bad! I think I'm a¢tually gonna have a de¢ent time here! #
# Alrighty then! If I have a terrible time you'll have had the honor of predi¢ting it! #
FUCK. All these damn, star-fading, grub-huffin', good fer nuthin' disgustin' highbloods talkin' bout their damn obsession with cullin' and butcherin' and abusin' and manipulatin' alternia's good folk...their open distaste to them breathin' in the same air...it makes me sick... No matter how many o' their ports I blow up, no matter how many convoys I raid, no matter how many o' their hunters I send back to 'em in a darn box...they ain't learnin... They ain't invincible. They ain't untouchable. No troll is. #highbloodhate #hateposting #triggerfinger'sitchin'
# Ha! You're a regular renegade! ¢areful there with all that! Wouldn't want to get your$elf ¢ulled! #
Many have tried, non've succeeded yet...I swore ruin to the royals, and I'll be damned if I don't follow through on my promise!
# Big goal$ there! Good lu¢k! I'll be $ho¢ked if you pull through all the way, but life i$ full of $urpri$e$! #
Life can be surprisin' thats fer sure...just as much as I were surprised to learn that the fuel used fer the Imperial Drones' boosters is...quite useful as an explosive.
Seems I finally figured out how to work this 'ere darn contraption... @terpsichoreanGrotesque did ya really hav'ta go and make this whole thing so complex? anywho, guess I'll be usin' this here device to broadcast mah thoughts to ya'll seein' as that damned laughin' maniac wanted me to be on here somethin' fierce.
# Woah, you $ome kinda hoofbea$ttroll? Don't $ee that too often! #
Hrmh...you could call me that, better than the other things I'm called by all you highbloods...
Hah, where have I heard that one before? Welp, I can certainly appreciate yer lack of any hostilities now, but trust me when I say that most yer colour don't like me for a reason, so try to not find a reason to dislike me or give me a reason to dislike ya back...