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Glub. #glubposting
glub glub
✪✪✪✪ - A friend of Krilin is a friend of mine!
thats the funniest shit i ever heard you my favorite now
gill did you eat shit again 38?
>([is somebody gonna matc# my freak] #ttps://media1.tenor.com/m/TUeKfiPZrnEAAAAd/princess-daisy-mario.gif]
you kno im noticin a theme here where people be situation me right smack at the bottom of these FMK tierlists and 1 i only did somefin to like four a you so far and 2 at least put serket after me
which one of you assholes ordered 150 pizzas again i was supposed to get out of here an hour ago
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
heres an idea pull on your fuckin bootstraps and see if you got wwhat it takes to do it yourself drowwner (in before he says hes goin to grovvel before his coldblood superiors for retribution)
@meddLingPhiLomath @taxCoLLector https://cdn.imgchest.com/fiLes/bee0389c8706.png
hEAD ABOVE OR BELOW?
Jake has apparently paid the crew exorbitant fistfuls of cash to see which salamander on board can blow the bubble faring best against the sea breeze. I come up to the pool deck and he has them lined up blowing salivary membranes ROILING with vape cloud. #substances I guess.
I love laughing at people.
someone get that beaches sneakers
Some do declare I possess a timbre akin to that of the 'British'. Yet, what if 'twas they who mimicked my own inflection? Imagine, if yov will, I held dominion o'er this British Empire, compelling all to mirror my very speech. What say yov to that notion, pray tell?
yeah thats aboat it you got it
>([im awake and makin it everybodys problem]
all dis got my acid tubes eatin themshellves need 2 get me sum shrimp egg rolls with fish cutlets on tha side or an all u can eat buffet #hungryposting
could neva hate my alts we the only fish in tha pond who know what its like to be me (awesome funny rich sexy need i say moor)
yeah maybe stick to the music landlubber
trolls used to go to wwar noww they just post bulge and vvaguechit each other
vaguepost this vaguepost dat how boat we start sayin what we say with our whole bass C)(-EST say that shit so loud an disruptive people gotta block you boat it. life too short to be postin vague
≈ The first key of being mysterious and interesting is to not let people know what point of your timeline you're on. ≈
mornin wworms i fell asleep at my desk some intern left coffee next to me but this shit is halfcaf so im havvin him relocated to drone facility #96 #toughlovve
>([i just been assumin t#ey got some freaky ass roblox avatar goin on or somet#in you feel]
Evevrything can be a fun s.o°da fact if y.o°ur pan is .o°pen t.o° it Heiress