AT LONG LAST, IT'S ALMOST TIME. IT'S THE END OF THE WIPE. YOU'VE FOUGHT. YOU'VE WEPT. YOU'VE RUN YOUR BLOODY STRUTPODS RAGGED AND CROSSED THAT FUCKING FINISH LINE WITH NOTHING IN THE TANK. SO EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY, BECAUSE YOU'VE EARNED THIS. IT'S #SUBSTANCE NIGHT AT #ABCC. (OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. CAN'T STATE THIS ENOUGH. OPTIONAL. SIT THIS ONE OUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.) IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ONE OF THE *THREE* (YES, THREE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE ARE *SO* FUCKING BACK) #WATCHPARTY SHOWINGS HOSTED BY MYSELF OR @carcinoGeneticist#2443 THIS WIPE, THEN TOLIGHT IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO CATCH HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS, WITH OR WITHOUT THE ADDITIONAL DETAIL OF BEING HAMMERED BEYOND ALL COGNITION ON THE SPONGE-ROTTING SWILL OF YOUR CHOICE. EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF ONE OF HUMAN STUDIO GHIBLI (OR JIBBLY, AS ONE FUCKWIT IN THE CLUB COINED) AND CRY INTO YOUR FELLOW TROLL'S SHOULDER WITH A BOTTLE, A BONG, OR WHATEVER GROTESQUE INTOXICANT VEHICLE FLOATS YOUR FUCKING BOAT. WORK HARD, PLAY HARD. SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY RSVP'ED ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT. GOOD. SOME OF YOU HAVE NOT. BAD. NOT GOOD. DOUBLEPLUS UNGOOD. FUCK YOU TIMES A HUNDRED. GET ON THE CHITT AND RESERVE YOUR SPOT NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, OR I'LL THROW IT TO THE SQUEAKBEASTS AND LET THEM RIP EACH OTHER TO SHREDS FOR IT. TICKETS ARE HOT. GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
I'LL TAKE IT. LET'S TALK LATER. MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. MAYBE.
THANK YOU NICEKAT
oh plΞ4sΞ lΞt mΞ comΞ, 𝓲 know 𝓲m l4tΞ 𝓲 know 𝓲 know. mov𝓲Ξs 4rΞ my f4vor𝓲tΞ! thΞ bΞ4Ut𝓲fUl Ξ4stΞrn 4ltΞrn𝓲4n 4n𝓲m4t𝓲on 4nd 4rt m4kΞs my pUshΞr so h4ppy.
YOU ARE *WELL* WITHIN THE WINDOW TO CLAIM A TICKET. CALM YOUR FUCKING SPHERES. YOU'RE IN.
damn, am 1 too late
v4nt4s, 𝓲f yoU dont m𝓲nd my 4sk𝓲ng. wh4t t𝓲mΞ shoUld 𝓲 bΞ prΞp4rΞd to 4ttΞnd 4t? how do 𝓲 rΞdΞΞm 4 t𝓲ckΞt?
:33< ohhh have fun tolight!!! :33< if the place doesnt get filled up lmk :33< but if it does someone n33ds to tell me all about the memes <3
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. I NEED TO PUT THE LOGO IMAGE FIRST. ABCC IS 7 PM PST, EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME. AND THEN SOME. FOREVER. UNTIL I AM PERMANENTLY TURNED TO MULCH. WHICH IS PRETTY SOON, SO. INVITES WILL START GOING OUT, IF YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT.
𝓲 c4n m4kΞ 𝓲t! 𝓲 jUst dont know how thΞ 𝓲nv𝓲tΞs work for th𝓲s onΞ, sorry. look𝓲ng for cl4r𝓲f𝓲c4t𝓲on on thosΞ 𝓲nstrUct𝓲ons so 𝓲 dont m𝓲ss 𝓲t