♦ pitied by @cryogenicAntecedent
Why is my sexual preference wxmen whx will actually just beat the shit xut xf me fxr fun...
c< i dO as well, id lOve 2 Have yOu iN My arMs rigHt NOw.... i Miss yOu sO fucKiNg MucH >c
1 Am be1ng provoked
1 hAte you fuck off
s1gh 1 th1nk thAt counts As A loss #D1RECTpost1ng #TH1S1SABOUTONETROLLANDONETROLLONLY #TH1SONLYAPPL1ESTOTH1SS1TUAT1ONANDTH1SS1TUAT1ONALONE #YOUWOULDKNOW1FTH1SPOST1SABOUTYOU
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i have a praise kink i jus♀ also have a much s♀ronger humilia♀ion kink
Ɏ oka-a-ay but like i bet its rea-a-al a-a-awkwa-a-ard when a-a-a coba-a-alt with hypno-telepa-a-ath powers ta-a-akes control of someone a-a-and rea-a-alizes they're bricked the fuck up a-a-about it #nsfw #hypno #noncon?? #depending #nsfwe Ɏ
HOW D4R3 YOU 4SSUM3 TH1S. >:[
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fuck me man i cant remember shit after the third strip club someone clue a brother in i bet everything i did was badass and sexy and definitely didnt bring enough shame to haunt my bloodline for generations
Did y0u kn0w that when y0u repress all 0f y0ur wants ans needs y0u cry a l0t
I open Chittr. And see hornyposting. Again. I thought we were. Past that. #nsfw
i platonically hate you all. except for one of you. maybe.
I kissed a troll and I threw up.
If you’re talking a8out “piracy” and you mean illegally downloading shows and movies, I’m making you walk the plank.
Right. I'm back. Was nice to be away from this cesspool for a while.
i can barely crawl away from my desk through all of these doorcrash bags empty cans and cigarette piles. but at least nothing in here is as rotten as me! ^0^
i can vwork wvith that
can you stop interrupting the cronuses while theyre communicating with one another gomen! it makes me sweaty and my blood pusher start thumping in other places! kyaaaaa! (tags: selfcest, #nsfw, will they wont they, yknovw gimme a fevw nights, violet fling, archive rating: E)
n3v3r l3t m3 sp34k 4g41n bc wh4t th3 fuck do you m34n 1 4cc1d3nt4lly summon3d cronus!!! >8/
Workers of the world, is it gay to be so obsessed with a mutual that you assume their identity upon coming back to life, and refuse to acknowledge your own?
As aesthetically pleasing as a tall, decorative swirl of hearty buttercream looks atop a cupcake, several considerations are at play. Is the crumb of the cake substantial enough that the cupcake itself isn't top-heavy? You cannot simply rely on a foil liner to prevent the little dolt from flopping over. When you take a bite into dense frosting, you will find yourself underwhelmed by the base sponge. The whole experience is ruined!!! The simple truth of the matter is that you NEED a denser, richer cake base for tall frosting-toppers for both weight distribution and a cohesive textural experience. And if we're getting extremely controversial today, some of you are getting a little too gung-ho and WAY overfrosting your cupcakes. You can overfrost a cake for aesthetic purposes because you eat the slice with a fork, and can portion out your sponge-to-filling-to-frosting ratio with each bite. It is amateurish, but it's less of a hate crime. But when you are unwrapping a cupcake, and the swirl atop is plumb tall as your dadgum nose, HOW are you supposed to eat it? If you need a fork to attack what is meant to be a simple handheld treat, you have failed in its assembly and should be ashamed. Ok, my receptionist is telling me not to use the word ashamed. You have failed in its assembly and... I am very disappointed in you.
Fun Fact The Submarine Wasn’t As Strong As It Should’ve Been And Someone’s Giant Eel Lusus Did In Fact Almost Eat Me But It’s Fine I’ve Done Worse
