Huzgal Quinet
@cryptaestheticCompanion
Hė/Thėy || Yȯur lȯcal supėrṅatural dėtėctivė aṅd sȯȯṅ tȯ bė friėṅd - Always aṅalyżiṅg humaṅ shȯws; Star Trėk, Cȯlumbȯ, Twiṅ Pėaks, aṅd X Filės. || Livė Lȯṅg aṅd Prȯspėr >:Dc
@t+egoodScratc+doctor i am in cat+olic love wit+ you i want to be wed and +ave many genetically questionable grubs t+e only t+ing confession i +ave to make fat+er is my undying love to you t+at i will now loudly declare to ot+ers @cryptaest+eticCompanion @positivelyElated @emotionalCorpse
...What is happėṅiṅg Surtur
Are you under a spell? I know how to break wards should you need. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
An imperial sponsored PSA: You have to clean your sheaths more regularly. Many of you should spend less time on Chittr, and more time in your ablution block. This isn't 'highblood propaganda.' It's basic hygiene. There are rustblock habhives that are overcrowded with better personal maintenance than even some of you ceruleans lounging on your velvet furniture pretending your fungal growth is a mutation. Warm water, antiseptic wash. Thoroughly, underneath as well. Additional hygiene: Clip your claws, brush your fangs, brush and as needed descale your horns. Your robes absorb smells too, even expensive ones. Pro tip. If your lusus recoils when it enters your respite block, this is a sign. You can not consider yourself an alluring predator when you smell like the bilge dredged up on an imperial vessel. Some of you should engage in soap solicitation before quadrant solicitation. Please, bathe. #nsfw ish.
Thaṅk yȯu fȯr thė ėxcėllėṅt advicė! I takė this kiṅd ȯf carė tȯ hėart- bėiṅg clėaṅ makės mė fėėl just as gȯȯd as I smėll!! I dȯ hȯpė ȯthėr trȯlls caṅ takė it tȯ hėart :Dc
I'll put it this way, I have to endure these things through my meionics. I don't want to anymore. If they can't clean, I don't rate.
ȯh... Mėiȯṅics? I havėṅ't hėard ȯf that bėfȯrė! It says yȯu arė a curatȯr... but arė yȯu alsȯ ratiṅg uhm.. Bulgės as wėll?
I am accepting bulge rating requests, yes. The information is in my bio and pinned message.
://0c Apȯlȯgiės!! Its bėėṅ a strėtch ȯf timė siṅcė my last bȯut ȯṅ chittr, I hȯpė yȯu'll fȯrgivė mė. Kėėp up thė wȯrk!
w+o is t+is blue woman and w+y does s+e keep using my name
Hi friends!!! Cryptxzxxlxgy questixn time!!! Sx we have pretty sxlid evidence xf musclebeasts existing but still a lxt xf intrigue arxund their specifics... My questixn is... Dx yxu cxnsider them cryptids in spite xf that??? X))) I knxw I dx!!! It's a cryptid until we knxw as much as we dx every xther lay-beast... That's hxw I define it!!!
I wȯuld cȯṅsidėr it a cryptid still as wėll!! Thė mystėry ȯf its ṅaturė aṅd hȯw ȯr whėṅ it appėars arė at thė tȯp ȯf thė list fȯr qualifiėrs!!!
Thank yxu fxr yxur input Mr Quinet!!! I'd agree whxleheartedly!!!
ȯf cȯursė! My lusus was dȯcumėṅtėd as ȯṅė fȯr thė lȯṅgėst timė bėfȯrė hė was givėṅ a grub sȯ I wȯuld likė tȯ thiṅk I kṅȯw a thiṅg ȯr twȯ abȯut thėm !! :Dc
:000 What's yxur lusus if yxu dxn't mind my asking...???
Hė lȯȯks likė aṅ aṅtlėr bėast but hė dȯėsṅ't havė a mȯuth! It uh.. Its sȯmėwhėrė ėlsė ȯṅ his bȯdy- hė dȯėsṅ't likė mė talkiṅg abȯut it much.
Xh!!! Dxn't feel pressured tx disclxse it... X))) Sxunds almxst akin tx cases xf what I've heard called the nxt-antler-beast??? (Creative name I knxw...) The whxle idea xf "an antlerbeast but just slightly xff" :UUU
ȯh yės ėxactly!! I wȯuld say this phėṅȯmėṅȯṅ is ėXACTLY what my dad wȯuld fall uṅdėr!!
@crrryptaestheticC♡mpani♡n ♡fficerrr! ♡fficerrr therrre y♡u arrre I need t♡ rrrep♡rrrt a burrrglarrry!!!!
Cali this isṅ't fuṅṅy.. I alrėady gȯt a call tȯ my ȯfficė.
What'd the descrrripti♡n say? RRRepeat it s♡ I cam make surrre they g♡t all the details rrright~.
That wȯuldṅ't makė aṅy sėṅsė, I kṅȯw all ȯf thė dėtails alrėady- I wȯuldṅ't ėvėṅ trust yȯu with it aṅyways aṅd givė yȯu thė uppėr haṅds??
;3 ♡hhh y♡u can trrrust me. I'd neverrr leave y♡u a strrray. Catch me if y♡u caaaan.
Y0u ever talk t0 s0me0ne y0u think is a t00l and they end up being actually kind 0f charismatic and g0 0h 0kay guess I'll g0 fuck myself then
It caṅ bė ėxcėptiȯṅally hard tȯ dėal with
nn one has ffoundo the eggs i ve hiddenn yet hahaa ha (tags: The Rankmaid/Easter, oviposition, vibrator, #nsfw, archive rating: 🥚)
@cryptaest+eticCompanion if only someone could solve t+is mystery
ȯH!! MS. RAṅKMAID YȯU HAVIṅG US SȯLVė Aṅ ėGG RėLATėD MYSTėRY?? MS. RAṅKMAID I AM AT YȯUR CȯMPLėTė SėRVICė TėLL Mė WHAT I MUST Dȯ- This dėtėctivė is at yȯur SėRVICė! @archivėAddict
I think. I should try to branch out from just assistant work. Do any of you. Have any ideas.
@cryptaest+eticCompanion works in social services
Iṅdėėd! I fiṅd it dėėply fulfilliṅg wȯrk if yȯu ėvėr ṅėėd a haṅd iṅ thė fiėld :Dc
would you frenc+ me in front of @arc+iveAddict at #eridanweek @cryptaest+eticCompanion #nsfw
I’m… … Wėll shė sėėms ėxcitėd sȯ.. ://0c
I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.
Arė... Arė.. .... Arė twȯ ȯldėr ṅiȯr Dėtėctivės pitch flirtiṅg ȯṅ my timėliṅė... I dȯṅ't... I dȯṅ't kṅȯw if I caṅ ėxist ȯṅ this platfȯrm much lȯṅgėr.
lEt thEm havE thEir fun. it makEs for good drama! i don't fEEl likE following EithEr of thEm, so it's a nicE littlE trEat whEn thEy show up.