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would you frenc+ me in front of @arc+iveAddict at #eridanweek @cryptaest+eticCompanion #nsfw
No wedding. No invites. No nothing.
Outlaws weren't sherrifs.
I miss when we were a good country without crooks as Detectives. #Millerverse #noir
lEt thEm havE thEir fun. it makEs for good drama! i don't fEEl likE following EithEr of thEm, so it's a nicE littlE trEat whEn thEy show up.
...Would you mind sharing some of your findings with me?
Eridanweek seems... odd... I am still looking into this matter. Do not fear. https://i.ibb.co/ZRLdWpDQ/image-2026-04-03-082958422.png
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
Here is a photograph of my dog. She is a pure bred Chiweenie cockerspaniel. https://i.ibb.co/5hXzF5q3/image-2026-04-03-102051718.png
My boss is not intimidating. People love his kind eyes. His soft smile. And his witty jokes.
It seems we are likeminded.
I have fallen again. Please do help.
I do so love an older gentleman... ((#yearnposting))
I am still taking cases. Do not fear. I am capable of juggling many tasks at once.
My boss takes most of my photography. On the occasion I have to take it myself. No worry. I am capable in plenty of fields...
Despite how the sun is never out. The heat is no joke. https://i.ibb.co/qLHC7TXn/image-2026-04-03-093510051.png
I am rather shy about my face... Apologies. https://i.ibb.co/LzyyRGwQ/image-2026-04-03-024856382.png
I am back.
She is such a good doggy although she eats a bit fast. I do have to take her out now though. Fair well for a few moments.
Ah. I will be back. I must take my dog out. Lest she use my floor as the grass.
seeing which profile you’re talking about valid af lmfao
I have a photograph for my fans. https://i.ibb.co/tpsgwzQ1/image-2026-04-03-090435818.png
I think I have fans who like my photography. I am overjoyed by these fans. Please do continue to like and comment on my "chitts". It is exciting for me.
That is kind of you. I would be honored to borrow some of your cigarettes.
Perhaps I should do a cigarette photograph. ((#substances))
I enjoy the company of other men. https://i.ibb.co/VWFhyDM7/image-2026-04-03-090025856.png ...Is being blatant working?
Nothing better than a glass of Brandy. Except maybe #men. Am I doing this chitt thing correctly?
The world may not be black and white. But it is not complicated by any means. If you love something go to it. If you hate something do not go to it. This is my out look on life and I hope it helps anyone who has a much harder time seeing things. Of course all things have another side to it if you have responsibilities go do them.
@cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n huzzy send +he +hinking em0+e
0mg s+alking my paaaage!! n0+ even g0nna wai+ +il ur 0ver 2 flir+?? s0 pervy >v<
c0w0rkers in general can be p kissable
arm0r is s0000 underra+ed send pics in +he replies if u s+ill g0+ urs!!!
0mg u shud s000 j0in us @cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n pweeeease??
₍^. .^₎⟆ !d love too!! Pweeese @cryptaesthet!cCompan!on?~
wha+ did u +ell her u naugh+y b0000iii?? ur such a q+ perv!!
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
i didnt expect my last post to have that much interest thats my fault i should have known better
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Y3st3rn1ght m4d3 m3 r34l1z3 1 w1ll n3v3r jok1ngly st4t3 th4t 1 w1ll 4llow cr1m3 or do murd3r 4g41n. 1 must st4y tru3 to mys3lf. NO murd3r. NO cr1m3. TH1S 1S FOR JUST1C3.
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ hey gΔng. i hΔve been lying Δbout my blood color. i Δm not Δ limeblood. Δpril fools. i hΔve tricked you. for legΔl purposes i Δm still not Δ limeblood. in fΔct i don't exist. i hΔve not pΔid my tΔxes. ever. ༉‧₊˚✧.*
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
well ge+ g00d pic+ures when we play dress up 💙💙💙
0mg u wan+ me +0 gush ab0u+ h0w q+ n ad0rable n g0rge0us n beau+iful n pre++y my m0irail is??? 0kkkkk u wan+ me 2 sh0w +hem h0w u l00k in +ha+ pre++y pencil skir+?
bu+ i need 2 celebra+e pre++y gurlz huzzy!! i+s leik required
w0ah s0 many ppl r super visible i+s leik cing in hd!! @cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n everyb0dy can c uuuuu
if u were a grubby d00 charac+er wh0 wud u b??
r u breas+ing b00bily 0r b00by breas+ing? b0yz all0wed 2 answer 2!! #phil0s0phy #nsfw
my v0+e is f0r b0b shes s00000 funny!!! g00d cri+iques 2
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
wh0 d0 u +hink is g0nna +ake 0ver when she kicks i+
0k0k0k 0pini0n 0n +r0ll rupaul cuz shes s000 c0n+r0versial
JU$T FOUND OUT ABOUT THI$ HUMAN INVENTION "NIPPLE$". $HITDAMN THEY $OUND $O COOL, I WI$H WE HAD THEM. I WANNA GET THE PIERCING$.
n0000 hes very q+ and hands0me wi+h his lil jacke+ i pr0mise!! leik super charming n q+ he jus+ d0esn+ ge+ i+ ei+her i+s 0kkkk >v<
i d0n+ ge+ +ha+ s+uff bu+ +ha+ s0unds leik SUCH a g00d c0in
i wish +here was a pushbreak bu++0n all +his +r0ll brun0 mars s+ill is making me sad 💔
0mg +hxxxxx u shud pin ur business card!!!
@cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n h++ps://i.imgur.c0m/S8zvwFD.png
my matesprit is expressing confusion at t+e lack of "butc+es" in t+is yuri conversation w+at is a butc+
in +er words s+e "doesn't want to deal wit+ t+at negativity"
I have a suggesti.o°n
I am not qualified to declare anything as not Yuri, but I have heard that those involved in the Yuri are very understanding.
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
Pl€as€ t€ll m€ ₩ho tak€s mor€ than TEN MINUTES looking at a m€nu. Hurr¥ up!
ah that is very kind of you arigatou 0v0
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
sounds perfecƚ. leƚ me know whaƚ you know. im puƚƚin ƚogeƚher a lisƚ of suspecƚs ƚo keep a look ouƚ for. ƚhese chumps donƚ know how ƚo keep ƚheir secreƚs ƚo ƚhemselves.
how do i find scoops where is ƚhe scoop buƚƚon
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
my bAck hurts... #nsfw #improperlifting. oh Also i hAve huge spheres
do you t+ink t+e middleground of a squeakbeast and a barkbeast is a c+i+ua+ua
X @cryptaestheticCompanion I’ll pay both of you 1000 an hour if you both sit on either side of my desk in a dress and look cute x
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
@sacc+arineSovereignty your callouts mean not+ing im still +ere / +ttps://i.imgur.com/dcwPCC7.png
I fxllxw a "innxcent until prxven guilty" mentality!!! Everything is real unless I have defining prxxf that it isn't!!! That is tx say I'm learning a lxtta new things!!! :000
↘️why would someone lie on the internet.↘️ ↗️THAT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.↗️
:33 < think about it.. were pawll being controlled by an invisible hand and our n33ds pawrent being met...
:33 < anypawdy ever think about how were purrobably all stuck in some weird alternian simulation?? #thinkpanblown
i +ave been dmed a disturbing image by an anonymous account w+o took t+is and w+y does s+e look like t+at +ttps://i.imgur.com/EWCjII0.png
I detect some bullshit. #detectiveposting #justseerthings #justtrustmeonthis
concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
for t+e sake of curiosity s+ow of +ands w+o believes rainbowdrinkers are real
[]h I kn[]w @cryptaestheticC[]mpani[]n is quite educated himself! He can tell ya quite a bit 'b[]ut aliens and all that l[]vely stuff! He's als[] a great detective!]:-)
I kn♋️w a l♋️vely eatery in Hivest♋️wn East y♋️u might enj♋️y
There's this small business that sxmetimes gets my burgers if I beg by the staff dxxr fxr lxng enxugh!!! Their fxxd is gxxd!!! I cxuld hxxk yxu up :)))
i may not be able to go band for band after winning the shorts at the auction but i can still go freak for freak! 0v0
Of course, my friend. *____ + 3 Cigarette fee
They may hate on you for farting but you got to remember. The biggetht thtarth are made of gath :)
oomfie...
ONE OF MY FEARFUL - IT'$ PEOPLE WHO FEAR AND RE$PECT YOU ENOUGH TO FOLLOW YOU ON CHITTR. YOU GET THEM BY PO$TING GOOD AND REPLYING TO OTHER$
oo]my Moirail Has A Lusus Quite Like Yours. He Says It Does Get A Bit Snippy During Feeding Hours.[oo
currently seeking out hugs :(
i luv seeing sxy babes flrting w echothr, liek yessss!! kiss makout tongue echothr!! nd let me watch <333 #nsfw
((Ngl for the most part i do appreciate people being like. playful mean than MEAN mean to the shitty characters cause there IS till normal regular people behind the shitty character accounts lol))
hmm, any good movie recommendations? feel like i need to watch something but i really just don't wanna watch anything i've already seen over again!
thennnn maybe the supernatural detective can help you? @cryptaestheticcompanion
cErtAInly gOOd dEtEctIvE! Oh gOOdnEss, hOw IntErEstIng pAst: thE hErmIt prEsEnt: tEmpErAncE InvErtEd fUtUrE: thE EmprEss Oh my A thrEE mAjOr ArcAnA hAnd! sIgnIfIcAnt In thAt AlOnE, bUt lEt Us sEE whAt It spEAks tO... A pAst chArActErIzEd by A strOng mEntOr, OnE whO EmbOdIEs thEIr IdEAl. I UsE thE hErmIt As A strOng IdEntIfIEr thAt thErE Is AnOthEr pErsOn hErE, It Is rEfErrIng nOt tO yOU, bUt Of sOmEOnE ElsE sIgnIfIcAnt. tEmpErAncE Is pErhAps thUs thEIr cUrrEnt sItUAtIOn An ImbAlAncE In thE wOrld, A lAck Of clArIty, whAt hAs hAppEnEd tO thE OnE thAt brOUght yOU tO whErE yOU ArE. I sEE thE fUtUrE pEEkIng bAck tO yOU, yOUr fUtUrE, shOUld bAlAncE bE rEstOrEd. A fIgUrE thAt nUrtUrEs And hElps OthErs, pErhAps bUIldIng Up thE nExt fIgUrE yOU wIll trAIn As pErhAps yOU wErE trAInEd bEfOrE? sEEk yOUr hErmIt, plEAsE.
well, i'm not a troll but... high protein diet, good routine exercise for weights and cardio always help! if you ever need tips on weights or certain recipes for a particular diet i can help out! :)
☆ moirails exploring their red feelings for the first time and accidentally taking things a step too far
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hTvWHfKI-No&si=BHeECRTgJH_3kP0X
does anyone know what leprechauns feel like to touch and if theyre warm and if they smell a certain way and if theres an extra sensitive spot on them somewhere (tags: research, writing research, alien anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!
if any boys are having sleepovers today i would love to be invited! you can pretend i am not even there
they shouldnt be touching you like this youre used to the bites, the scratching, the berating that stings a cold pitch in your blood pusher. but their hands are on you and theres something about it that pulls the air right from you the delicate draw of their tongue over your throat, a place you would never let them get close to with the fangs they hide behind the soft lips that now trail to your ear "what are you doing?" you manage through a trembling breath, voice too light to prove the hatred you should be feeling you should be feeling it, right? its there somewhere, but everything is a slurry when they act like this their hands pull you up and into their lap weighlessly. you fucking hate them right? "keep going" you grit out cruelly, spades digging into your chest. though your tone softens at the feeling of their gentle touch diving lower, the spades flipping in time with stomach "please..." (tags: Reader/Kismesis, quad mixing, pitchflush, flushpitch, pitchflush quad mixing, quadrant mixing, #nsfw, gentle petting, begging, desperation, mixed feelings, guilt, archive rating: E)
most of rankmaid-senseis posts have been short enough to have archive tags visible but lately they have been a bit longer! so they will be moved to the top in future works thanks for your KUDOS ❤︎ !
time for rest! no one do anything at all while i am gone (tags: goodlight, fujo on, archive rating: G)
no i was thinking too hard about dilf bod i got so hard i got nauseous i cant lie #nsfw
aight so imagine a man, like, an older man. old enough to be a father. and he's REAL attractive. and i'm not talking instagram model attractive. i'm talking like, a man with some grit, a man with some grizzle, that's a dilf i thgink i hauve Covid
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
rankmaid-sensei is overjoyed to see so many KUDOS ❤︎ on "all eyes on us"! keep an eye out for chapter two! gomen for the cliff hanger
"are you sure?" you murmur nervously "go for it" your hands carefully travel up through his hair, reaching up to slowly press into the base of his horns. you watch with attentive eyes as a flush moves over his cheeks "y/n..." "h-... h-huh?" "keep going and youre gonna make me purr" (tags: hornplay, purring, #nsfw, overstim, unexpected softness, vague quad, unlisted quad, fluff, archive rating: T)
i|\|sta|\|tly dispr0v_e|\| th_e s_ec0|\|d y0u g0 0ff pla|\|_et f0r th_e first tim_e btw
We as a society need to get more transgender.
[[ unrelated but some of yall got some gorgeous fantroll designs i love so many of them ]]
── ✦ BREAK UP WITH Y⚢UR MIDBL⚢⚢D MATESPRIT WH⚢ D⚢ES N⚢T ACTIVELY REFLECT ⚢N THEIR PLACE IN THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. IT IS A PRIVILEGE T⚢ "N⚢T CARE" AB⚢UT THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. T⚢ N⚢T CARE IS T⚢ SIDE WITH CASTEIST HIGHBL⚢⚢DS. D⚢ N⚢T SETTLE F⚢R DIPSHITS WH⚢ THINK THEY'RE S⚢ HIGH AND MIGHTY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ACTIVELY CILLING Y⚢U.
Hello, Chittr! I am Matpat and welcome to GAME THEORY!
I hope you guys enjoyed my performance as TOY BONNIE in the new FNAF movie! Who or what do you theorize I'll be in the next one?
Send it my way!!!!!!!!! My blxg wxuld lxve an interview with a real supernatural creature!!!
ITS A NEW FRIEND¡¡¡¡¡ YOU'RE SO LUCKY¡¡¡¡
おい、みんな! あの変態を指差して笑ってやれ!あいつ、構ってほしくてたまらないみたいだぞ! ほんと、胸糞悪い。
Affirmative. I will ⚙bserve it with my unblinking cybernetic eye t⚙ keep track ⚙f any m⚙vements.
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
i want to personally apologize to each of my friends whom i have not yet followed back or follow back after many interactions with them! it is not on purpose i just do not think to do it since i see everyone so frequently! gomen
could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
gay bareback gloryhole amateur #nsfw video
theres nothing wrong with never having filled a quad yet 0v0” i have never shared in a quadrant with another and i am perfectly well adjusted! (tags: quadtalk, quadrants, #nsfw, romance, archive rating: G)
are your horns sensitive? 0o0
a human curious about your anatomy asks to learn you lay down in complete silence as they start exploring every single inch. asking questions while they poke and prod “does that feel good, y/n?” they finally ask “y-… y-yes…” you choke out (tags: troll/human, carapacian/human, anatomy discovery, nonsexual touching, shared exploration, inexperience, #nsfw, accidental, archive rating: E)
additionally, dick to dick, frotting under clothes. #nsfw
Professional 7ip: Do no7 bo7her. No7 wor7h 7he effor7 or 7he expenses.
sometimes i get a tad nervous knowing that im unable to delete any past chittr posts 0_0"
Hxnesty is my pxlicy!!! Just put yxur real self xut there and eventually sxmexne will find yxu!!! :000 Fxrcing it is the wxrst thing yxu can dx I find...
(´ε｀ ) Maybe i Should, like, Invest in Finding a Matesprit or Kismesis finally
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Quintuple texting a man you aren’t sure cares if you live or die >>>>>>
i think...! im going to chit a selfie! ganbare rankmaid-sensei! i am a bit nervous
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOUNDS LIKE A BODACIOUSLY WICKED ADVENTURE BRO, WHERE DO I SIGN UP?
Löök at yöÜr littlë badgë.
hmm #nsfwe #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4b5ce12b679.png
your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)
i thnk jeff the kller and troll jeft he killer should kiss
eto... as i keep posting things are just going to get ranker! uh oh 0_0
polycule where one guy has an “i can fix him” mindset and another guy has an “i can make him worse” mindset about the same third guy. net zero moral change.
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
“aw look how much smaller your bulge is compared to mine” (tags: bulge humiliation, imagine a cute girl saying this to you, f/f, m/m, any quadrant, #nsfw, size difference, archive rating: E)
moirail swapping (tags: quadrant swinging, ill just be over here okay?, pale kisses, exhibitionism, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
“im not your fucking matesprit right now. stay in character.” “nngh… but—!” “no buts. im gonna hurt you real bad. its just a game, why are you shaking?” (tags: flaerp, quadrant faking, eroviolence, #nsfw, stay in character, archive rating: M)
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flaerp (tags: is this anything, because i think its something, flarp after dark, violence, archive rating: E)
psionic restraints (tags: psionic restraints, psionic malpractice, #nsfw, why cant i move?, archive rating: M)
put that boy in a skirt!
yöu're söft and pretty and suddenly sömeöne has tö give yöu shit för it
THE FIRST SET IS AS FOLLOWING!! -A ritual scroll for something called “Mineralius Transmorphus” penned by the notorious cult leader, Sister Carver (8000 Caeger) -A Celestial Order Grimoire in a language I cannot decipher (6000 Caeger) - A sacrificial dagger used by the Celestial Order to appease their gods!! (3500 Caeger) - An Ancestor’s Era Chuckle-Voodoo Prayerbook (2500 Caeger) -An amulet that when worn whispers unsettling ideas to you! (I know it does this because I wore it) I’d really recommend this as a display item personally but hey, it’s up to you! (1500 Caeger)
While we're on the topic. Fire Walk with Me is a masterwork and the fact that people didn't like it is proof that the world wasn't ready for Mr. Lynch's unfiltered mind.
a human auspistice who is half the size of their other troll quadmates and just ends up getting pushed around while they mewl and whine trying to auspisticize hhh! (tags: size difference, toxic auspisticism, m/m/m, oh but f/f/f, oh and m/m/f, also m/f/f, troll/human, toxic quadrants, submissive auspistice, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Get hyped, the first set of occult artefacts I’m selling is getting posted soon!!
a new night a new trope of examine! ^0^ do you believe in fate? what if i told you that your quadrants were already meant to be? fated mates explores the concept of being bound to another from the day you started wriggling. this dynamic can be applied through matching birthmarks, psionic links, even just a striking intensity at first sight unlike anything before! fated quadrants is prime dynamic material for yearning and angst as well! the death of a fated mate causing the suffering of a character due to the knowledge that no one will ever be able to fill that quadrant the same way. defying fate by falling for someone who wasnt hatched for you, ultimately dooming two others in the process! a human boy discovering to his horror… that his fated mate… is another boy?! do you have a soft spot in your blood pusher for fated mates? dont forget to rate this trope so that rankmaid-sensei knows what her fans crave! ^_^ (tags: fated mates, bound to you, red string, fated quadrants, flushed at first sight, human/human, angst, major character dead, archive rating: T)
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612
my holy paddle has been bestowed! rankmaid-sensei will return with more tantalizing stories soon. im thinking of starting a small writing drill club… with a prompt each day for the members who are interested in standing by my side fighting the good fight. (tags: collaborative works, yaoi paddle, daily prompt, #nsfw, oyasumi, archive rating: M)
see, i'm inclined to agree with you! but uh... ripley from alien is right there...
scully from x files? that is a good person to dream about...
^^You're so cute!! ^W^ (ooc: Your fantroll is SO cute omg)^^
Howdy y'all, take a gander at this picture of my lusus. Roy sure is one heck of a pwoerhouser! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a97eb0c616bf.png
ive done a lot of fictional pairing but i think its about time for rankmaid-sensei to try her hand at the real thing! ara ara! reply to this thread to be matched with another user! (tags: matchmaking, speed dating, strangers to matesprits, quadrant assigning, RPF, archive rating: M) a quick description of your type is not required but helps the process run smoothly!
i feel like im at my dream zoo watching these two conventionally attractive men vaguepost each other publically im so sweaty right now i cant stop sweating please kkiss please plesagdlsj! >_< the sexual tension is palpable! (tags: long distance, #nsfw, will they wont they, slowburn, old man yaoi, archive rating: E)
<^(Depends if you’re pure of he^^rt. If you’re evvil or below the ^^vver^^ge power sc^^le m^^ybe menthols for the freshly h^^tched would be best for you.)^>
Inhale into your cheeks, not down your lungs.
ʚ♡ɞ THOUGHTZ ON LABUBUS?? I LOOOOWKEY KINDA WANT ONE NGL..... ʚ♡ɞ
i like when doorman degrades different men in the baroness! (tags: Doorman/Abrahms, Doorman/Pocket, Doorman/Drifter, eldritch being, power imbalance, degradation, archive rating: T)
i dont play but i have every single playboy bunny mod!
ʚ♡ɞ ALL OF THESE FEMBOYS BUT LIKEE WHERE ARE THE SEXY MUSCULAR BABEZ?? I WOULD LIKEEEE TOTS CLICK ON ANY SCAM LINK FOR A WOMEN WITH BICEPS THAT COULD LIKEEEEE CRUSH ME!!!! ʚ♡ɞ
IF THEY ARE LIKE US WE ARE NOT WE ALWAYS BLOW STUFF UP OR GET BLOWN UP OR DIE
JUST SAW AN ALIEN IN A CARTOON AND THEY KINDA GOT IT RIGHT IT WAS A LITTLE GREEN MAN BUT NO HAT AND THE EYES WERE THE WRONG COLOR AND HE WAS NAKED
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oh that could be so sick
> h0nestly 1'm just t1red. 1 w1sh we c0uld thr0w 1t as1de f0r even just a day and actually try t0 see 0ne an0ther as pe0ple even 1f 1t's a br1ef m0ment
Hey @cryptaestheticCompanion they’re talkin’ ‘bout that show you like
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you should All tell me whAt your fAvorite celestiAl object is. mine is the humble white dwArf. there's something beAutiful About the glittering remAins of A mAin seQuence stAr. despite it All there is beAuty, even After you think All is lost.
who up strAight up liking it. And by it, i meAn girls.
tch. some tool wrote some nasty things on my recent fic could you provide me with a home address? gomen in advance!
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soyciety is so fucked cause wwhat do you mean people are thirstin ovver my femboy alt instead im ropin
everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard
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dont approach me for roleplaying (tags: roleplaying,) unless you have at least a few years of experience, write in highly lit form, novella length, are able to communicate ooc openly and readily, and are prepared to write the starter because i get really nervous about that sometimes. i would prefer you provide samples of your work before we move forward in choosing ships. currently only interested in mascxmasc ships. also im highly uninterested in “length” and “member” vocabulary call it a bulge were all adults here and im trying to see it all. (tags: vulgar languages, #nsfw, dirty talk, archive rating: E)
in the works: more than moirails (tags: quadrant confusion, its okay to make out with your moirail right?, tell me you want me, forced proximity, flarping mention, character death, archive rating: M) ashen to ashen (tags: toxic auspisticism, you’re going to watch us, #nsfw, emotional manipulation, flarping, caste imbalance, crawling back to you, playlist in the works, desperation, unrequited red, archive rating: E)
im actually thriving first obama and trollbama followed me and now this why is everything so wonderful https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f45ae2b3250.jpg
lots of ai chatter today on the tl! which means id like to talk about another favorite trope of mine: MACHINE X MEAT! (tags: wirepulling, wireplay, teach me to love, fix it fic, upgrades, physical enhancements, robophilia, #nsfw, angst,) i think a living being falling in love with a sentient piece of technology is so kawaii! especially when the robotic partner is gap moe in the way they handle learning to love their partner. hurt/comfort scenes (tags: hurt/comfort) are especially good with robot/nonrobot pairings due to all the fun details that come with repairplay (tags: repairplay) and trusting their nonrobot partner with such delicate pieces of their insides! AUTHORS NOTE this trope/dynamic is a very fun one to explore. fic reccomendations appreciated gomen! whats something you especiallly enjoy about these tension-filled pairing trope?
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a true classic! (tags: James T. Kirk/Spock)
Spirk. I believe that is the only appropriate answer. I have recently been introduced to the Yaoi, and I believe they are one of the Yaois.
they should kiss
"He said that every culling and every command to submit is a confession of terror hatched in the tyrant's pusher of being victim of the same fate they force upon those below them." #WordsoftheSignless
So partners, I got a question that’s been burnin my thinkpan. See my horns fall out near beginnin’ of a sweep. Then the dang things grow back bigger, just like my lusus’ antlers. Usually they finish by about halfway through the sweep. Anyone else got this problem?
i sign up for chittr. A sociAl mediA for trolls. whAt do i find? Aliens. this is Absolutely delightful And my night is mAgnificent.
thank you everyone for your crucial work in helpign me locate my flea as a reward anybody who wants a puppy from her upcoming litter can have one free of charge
https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774370838636-409babe7-8257-43a3-a1cd-1a36939c611c.jpeg
What is a twink?
good mooooorning chittr say it back
thank fucking god we have investigators on this website
UPDATES SINCE LAST NIGHT I STOLE THE MASTER EMERALD
∘☽ Oh! My, well if I happen to come across some more I'll be sure to do so! ☾∘
can anyone see a flea here https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774369860745-6f9cea54-eba8-493b-bc77-3c481e778f1e.jpeg
∘☽ I felt like sharing this lovely little find I had tonight. https://i.imgur.com/1e86eJi.png ☾∘
Yes, I am the transsexual Rose of this timeline.
♧ I’m Not Surprised This Place Is Cropping Back Up Slenderman. And Now To Wait For The Theorists To Start. ♧
kyaaaaaa! youre so right! something about two (tags: unrequited, undiscovered feelings, slowburn) who havent yet figured out their true emotions for one another squeezing in close with their bodies all wet and slimy! such an intimate jump! and when one or both parties are usually quiet dominant (tags: power dynamics, personality flipflopping, strong to shy, big bottom little top, #nsfw) completely turns into a shy mess at the idea of sharing a recuperacoon with a “friend”… so good! ^_^
[chat is it] [sus] [if my FLARP character is a girl] [when i am a boy]
TROPE OF THE DAY (tags: only one recuperacoon, recuperacoon sharing, #nsfw, possible quadrant hopping, quadrant uncertainty) the rush you feel when you watch two characters realize theyll be in very close proximity totally by chance! "b-but…. wont your matesprit get mad? maybe i should... leave..." he shyly ran a hand over his friends (not for long!) chiseled front. "she... listen, its complicated. i just want you close to me tonight. maybe this is for the best..?" he replied quietly, the scent of slime and another kind of slime also filling his senses. whats your favorite aspect of this trope and why do you love to see it? ^0^
https://file.garden/acWgNwdUAVXBJ4PK/Chittr%20LuthΩr/luthΩrΩdelle.png Greetings. This is my first pΩst. I'm LuthΩr Belrut, nice tΩ meet everyΩne. I'm happy tΩ annΩunce that the Blue RΩsette BΩutique is nΩw Ωpen fΩr business. AlthΩugh I have always specialized in Ωne-Ωf-a-kind, custΩm designs fΩr my clientele, thanks tΩ my assistant's input, Ωur business nΩw has a clΩthing line with affΩrdable prices fΩr the general public. We hΩpe we get tΩ welcΩme yΩu sΩΩn at Ωur humble establishment. My assistant sends their regards.
Multiple disturbing pages found in North Alternian forest. https://i.postimg.cc/brzTMmKs/IMG-0046.webp
You all are really obsessed with gay men. #andtheysayimobsessedwithsexuality #yaoi
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NOW THIS ONE ISNT A DRIP TIP BUT IF YOU EVER NEED A QUICK DISGUISE YOU CAN RIP OPEN A CHAIR AND TAKE OUT THE STUFFING INSIDE FOR A QUICK CHANGE INTO YOUR SANTASONA KRINGLE TANNENBOMB
Did you know? German chocolate cake was invented by an English-American baker named Samuel German. It has nothing to do with the country of Germany.
@iridescentDeviant ▷hey◁ https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/hey%20buddy.png
GHYS PLEAE THIS IS SERIOUS https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774368171082-18288dfa-d96f-4ab1-9b5a-f53dd8afb726.jpeg
#projection #workonthat
✿ g𖥧ve 𖧧hanks 𖧧❦ y❦ur lus𖥧𖥧 ✿
Did you know? Lake Superior has a larger land mass than the entire country of Scotland.
hey has anyone ever felt incurable agonizing carnal lust for inspector zenigata or was it just me whos a stupid femcel weirdo #nsfw
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP YOU CAN PUT MORE THAN JUST COINS IN PIGGY BANKS YOU CAN PUT BUTTONS OR SMALL FLAT CANDIES IN THERE DONT TRY TO PUT ANYTHING BIGGER THAN A HALF DOLLAR IN THERE OR ITLL GET STUCK AND YOULL LOSE ACCESS TO YOUR SECRET BUTTON STASH THAT STITCH DOESNT KNOW YOU TOOK THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DIRPTIP 2019-TOMORROW TM
Never Forget Unus Sweepus
you don't think they ain't putting nano bots in your cheerios? think again.
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yeah man if i weren't pressed for time id let you in on some government secrets.
ITS NOT AN OFFICAL DRIP TIP BUT THE JURY IS STILL OUT ON THIS BUT I FIRMLY BELIEVE IT TO MY CORE!
yeah no man this is legit fucking shit. you're on it. it's a fucking conspiracy. they've been covering it up, internet wiping just to keep us compliant.
Me neither partner! But ol’ Roy helped me find a way to rig it up just right
i b3t clowns pail crazy styl3 lik3 i wond3r if it honks if you gi<3 it a squ33z3 #nsfw
Howdy! I reckon it’s about time I went and made myself one a’ these
Passion is tthe mostt attttraccttive ttraitt someone ccan have. #quadposttingg