CHALLENGERS (2024). PERHAPS THE CHEATING MOVIE OF ALL TIME. CERTAINLY THE THROUPLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. A MOVIE THAT PROVES. BEYOND ALL DOUBT. THAT STICKBALL IS ABOUT SEX. SPORTS ARE ABOUT SEX. COMPETITION IS ABOUT SEX. AND SEX IS ABOUT POWER. HUMAN ZENDAYA'S FUJOFUL WARRIOR SPIRIT. IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS MOVIE. WITH TWO MEN. WHO CAN BE CONVINCED. TO CHALLENGERS EACH OTHER. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @CALIGULASAQUARIUM. AWAITING YOUR REVIEWS. MINE IS OBVIOUS. FIVE BALLS. NO NOTES. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE. YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. SURE. WHY THE FUCK NOT. IF YOU'RE JUST PUTTING IT ALL OUT HERE. LOUD, UNBOTHERED RECHITT.
COUNTERPOINT TO THIS REVIEW, FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA. THE SCREWS ON THIS MOVIE ARE *TIGHT.* YOU WILL NEVER, FOR A SINGLE, PALPITATING MOMENT, BE ALLOWED TO PRY YOUR GANDERBULBS FROM THE SCREEN. NEVER HAS EVERY LAST FRACTION OF A FUCKING ZEPTOSECOND HELD MY ENRAPTURED INTRIGUE THE WAY THIS FILM DID. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. ELECTRIFYING VISUAL STORYTELLING. DON'T EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH THIS. JUST SIT THERE AND STARE AND MUMMIFY BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PAUSING IT OR GETTING UP TO GO TO THE ABLUTIONBLOCK. YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHICH IS A SENTIMENT THAT I THINK GETS ECHOED IN THIS MOVIE A WHOLE DAMN LOT.
:o) I liked the part. :o) Where human Zendaya leans back from the kiss :o) To watch her two fujoful young males :o) Make out in front of her :o) Before leaving them high and dry :o) To go have a loveless marriage with one of them :o) To stoke the fires of fujo even further :o) Truly a masterful gambit :o) From a #ScaryBitchSupreme
YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT *OUR* #SCARYBITCHSUPREME SAID HER FAVORITE PART OF THE MOVIE WAS.
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