BEN Drowned
@cyberneticEntity
Dead but not gone. Expert on all things Zelda. You shouldn't have done that.
The Elegy of Emptiness is a good song, even if it represents my entombment. https://youtu.be/cvPimmVbSg4?si=kyWWPGylvoDXc0I0 ▼
Fun Zelda Fact: Despite not being very complex, the water temple in the original Ocarina of Time gave players a lot of trouble. In addition to UI peculiarities, this was because the cutscene played when a switch was activated failed to focus on a crucial hidden passageway opening. This was fixed on the Nintendo 3DS remaster, making the water temple much easier. ▼
Hee, hee. I had to complete the water temple in person. It was bad. ▼
Blasting loud music when you share the house with others should be punishable by death. ▼
I'm sorry, was I talking about you? On second thought, if this post describes you, I am now. Fuck you personally. ▼
@castigatedGement You could at least do me the courtesy of hating to my face. ▼
Contrary to popular belief, I can swim. I don't WANT to swim. But I can. ▼
I think this classifies as false adVertising.
Your assumption isn't on me. Being able to swim doesn't enable you to breathe water. ▼
(\_/) people who can swim drown all the time. water's a bitch. (\_/)
My fate was dealt long ago. I appreciate the sympathy, but I don't need it. ▼
Fun Zelda fact: In the Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, ▼
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? If you are careful enough, you can survive with a 0 percent death toll! (All deaths are indirect. SBURB industries does not guarantee maximum survival rates and cannot be held liable for loss of loved ones, less loved ones, random people, innocent bystanders, animals, microorganisms, fungi, plants, planets, or entire solar systems and universes. Remember to distribute copies responsibly and only let your universe and timeline interact with SBURB in dire circumstances.) © SBURB 2009
Don't meteors start to bombard the planet the game is hosted on? Or was that an exaggeration. ▼
ⓘ [DEPENDS 0N H0W QUICK Y0U ARE. 0THERWISE, YES, IT IS PERMANENTLY WRECKED BEY0ND REPAIR. PLANETARY DATA FILES SH0W C0PIES OF PLANETS ARE MADE BEF0RE THE METE0R STRIKES. IT IS UP T0 THE PLAYERS 0F THE GAME T0 BE ABLE T0 FIND WHERE THEY ARE AND H0W T0 USE THEM. REMEMBER, IT STILL CAN BE P0SSIBLE, EVEN AT AN EXTREMELY L0W CHANCE RATE.] © SBURB 2009
Interesting. Very, very interesting... Well, I've never played SBURB, so you can't help me with this. But thank you for the info. ▼
I regained the ability to age shortly after I achieved some degree of corporeality. The original body rotted long ago. I will never know what I could have grown to be. I don't remember my own face. I embrace my fate with open arms. Looking like your hero isn't so bad, is it? ▼
@killerJeff You can't pity my chit when you look like THAT. ▼
Fun Zelda fact: In the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Link grows up in a village of non-Hylian humans - notice that they don't have pointed ears. Not only does this underline that he's different, but it serves as another point of connection between him and the Hero of Time, who grew up as a Hylian among Kokiri. ▼
Fans, followers: I have a murder and psychological torture quota to fill. In return for your support, I will haunt one enemy of your choosing. ▼
Fun Zelda fact: The Zelda Timeline is by no means solid canon. But, if taken at face value, the titular "Minish" from The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap exist in every timeline. This is due to Minish Cap's placement directly after the events of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. ▼
Fun Zelda fact: Zelda is actually the princess, not the character you play as. That character's name is Densetsu.
Precisely! The game is named 'Zelda no Densetsu,' so you're playing as the densetsu.
If you want to name him that and place that burden on his shoulders... that's your perogative. However, fading into history is a critical part of Link's character. His work is thankless. In some cases, his victories never happened - and that is the greatest victory of all. ▼
See, I'm fairly confident that 'Link' refers to each game itself; for example 'A Link to the Past' or 'A Link to the Future,' suggesting that each game is a link in an overarching chain of the franchise.
Fun Zelda Fact: Link's presentation in Ocarina of Time was purposefully androgynous. This was done in order to 'link' to the player, regardless of gender. ▼
People on this website are transitioning their genders. I transitioned my Entity long ago. ▼
Do NOT skip my dialog. ▼
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look i'vE alrEady mEt with a tErriblE fatE, what ElsE can you do to mE?
Every maze you enter will become a labyrinth. You will never be challenged again. ▼
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Fun Zelda fact: Link's outfit redesign in Breath of the Wild and the related games was a gameplay decision. With so much green grass, he needed to stand out against the environments he was in. It was also meant to differentiate him from previous Links, marking a new era. In addition, it was a fucking stupid idea and I hate it. ▼
It's said another reason was because they couldn't make the classic green cap "look cool". Which is a lie. The Hero's Tunic is bad-ass. Decidedly so. Ask the Hero of Twilight.
I agree. Their decision, their reasoning... It fills me with hatred. ▼
Befitting of a vengeful spirit. Ultimately I am.. Indifferent. BOTW is not my favorite. But it has convinced people who once showcased no interest in the franchise to pick up the classics. That alone is reason enough for its existence. I will not be so kind to Tears of the Kingdom. I feel nothing toward TotK. There is not a greater insult.
Surprisingly, I do not have a strong opinion on Tears of the Kingdom. Perhaps because I enjoyed the return and reinterpretation of enemies from previous titles. However, it fails to hold my interest. ▼
They're novel. But ultimately it is all set-dressing for a subpar world that is trying to tell an even more subpar story. Have you heard the modern-day phrase "Hype Moment and Aura".? That is TotK to me. Beautiful plating and garnish and decoration.. All for. Like. The exact same meal as last time. Except the seasoning has an off taste.
There was so much anticipation built for its release. So many people comparing it to Majora's Mask. Nothing can compare to Majora's Mask. Nothing. Ever again. ▼
Unfortunately this is true. I have yet to find a game that truly captures what Majora's Mask had. It was lightning in a bottle. Something that could only be created in its extreme circumstances. Although. On reflection. I have heard many good things about the game Outer Wilds.. Perhaps I could add that to my "to-play" list..?
As much as I enjoyed it. I do not want another game to measure up to Majora's Mask. I've had enough. ▼
Fun Zelda fact: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is an example of an early attempt at an open world game. The sailing time allowed developers to hide loading zones, making the map feel much more open. ▼
my favorite one, link in that game reminds me of myself, at least in comparison to other links in the series
His character design in that game is undeniably appealing. It also holds a hidden function. His expressions communicate directly with the player; he looks at objects that can be interacted with. ▼
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? ▼
Disregard my previous chit then. Here, for you: Believe in your strengths, believe. ▼
Hee, hee. You would have no reason to reply to this if it didn't resonate with you. ▼
What do you MEAN you people are willingly dwelling in the sea? ▼
i'm saying you would be surprised on how many sea dwellers are around
most of them are pretty nice tbh. just uh...well they have a massive superiority thing