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New trap, I drop the moon on you. Been replaying majora's mask.
Honestly my un1ve2se has so much we12d prophecy sh1t 5o1n5 on that I don't th1nk 1t's poss1ble fo2 eve2yth1n5 to be the same except I don't ex1st, same 5oes fo2 bas1cally eve2yone I 5rew up w1th. When I do f1n1sh handl1n5 all th1s, I'm really 5o1n5 to need to call 1n a T1me playe2 fo2 an 1nte5r1ty check just to make su2e I d1dn't 1nadve2tently ru1n eve2yth1n5.
c< it really wOuld be, yes >c
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I SuppOSe that iS a fair aSSeSSment. I wOuLD Say we Share that in cOmmOn but I DeLeteD CarOLine.
||4/4 i take ♭ack everything whichever human ma♩e this 'legen♩ ♮f zel♩a' series is a ♩amne♩ genius
mr. drowned i'd kill for you!
omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guys chest to be born like um sorry ive not been alive before i didnt even know thats not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services #gore
cool! thank you ben drowned.
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ahhh stop it ben thats scary
these bitches love slenderrrr
How may I shape your reality?
It seems you have forgotten my name. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9add68483d7d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6cbc46b51137.png Yes. I have played both games. Many. Many times.
Apologies for my inactivity. I got really fixated on old video games again. This is a biannual occurrence.
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write!!!
wires that shouldnt be touching.... touching... power being stripped away from parts of my body and my cooling systems clocking in over time #nsfw
I have lost the pages that were in the bureau and which I was probably giving to slenderman Forgive me they were interesting so engaging and so cool
CAN WE AGREE THAT R0B0TS BEL0NG 0N A T0P 5 L1ST 0F BEST 1NVENT10NS EVER?
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i did that i downed the server my bad will happen again
did this cutie patootie get shared yet? https://featuredcreature.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/oertzen2.jpg
kafkas metamorphasis was a trip i didnt read the book because im functionally illiterate and no one can prove otherwise but fuck man yeah gregor it would be fucked up if you turned into a wriggling roach thing and you went fuckkk what about my job thats what its about right bro loses his whole life by some chuckling cosmic being pointing at him and saying watch this and turning him into a beetle in some horrific americas funniest home videos prank clip and its about how hes now functionally useless he was on that grindset too in his prime and then bam roach time for idiot guy thinking he was going to have a fucking life they all hated his ass too because he was kind of gross and couldnt do shit anymore keeping him around out of pity and fucked up sense of responsibility since what the fuck can he do to take care of himself crawl around eat trash and then they all just forgot about him and tried to cover him up like he was a pee stain on a mattress like franz buddy can you write giving a bitch a break hes already a cockroach then he curled up into a shriveled starved ball and fucking died and everyone was happy the end cool beetles
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#beetleposting ex-hi-bit: https://cdn.wikimg.net/en/zeldawiki/images/f/f6/TotK_Beedle_Model.png
jesus i need a second barack obama actually made me emotional i need to sit and think on this by the blade
live by the blade die by blade gray by the blade grow old by the blade have kids by the blade start a family by the blade buy a house by the blade get a mortgage by the blade have issues by the blade get a divorce by the blade hook up by the blade get back together by the blade have a passionate night by the blade get your wallet stolen the next day by the blade
i wanna kill that guy
Bens pretty cool tbh
ben drowned likes my zelda takes this is the best day of my life???
controversial opinion: minish cap zelda. she's so spunky! <3
tbh real!! i was about to ask which one but then i remembered. 8P
that's kind of sweet in a way. existing because someone out there loved you enough to bring you into reality
Fuck all water levels.
oh my god oh my god im so sorry ben i forgot
fuck all water levels
:33< shout outs to the best mario game :33< supurr mario sunshine fur the game cube 2
best thing about working at a supernaturaLL organisation is seeing aLLLL the fun and creative ways our fieLLd ops can misspeLLLL ouija board
(\_/) people who can swim drown all the time. water's a bitch. (\_/)
╚»★«╝h☆w b☆ut i thr☆w ya a lifering then? w☆n't have t☆ swim n☆ m☆re if i can get ya t☆ sh☆re!╚»★«╝
most evil account on here yet
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sure fuck it me and my home boy ben drowned
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you are being ♯watched
📧 -> How Do You Get Good At Video Games? I Never Had Time To Play Them Before I Started Working And Now When I Try It's Pitiful And Humiliating. Disappointingly, Kelric Stravi
Guess that's something to clear up. Hello! I am a human. I am not from earth. My people come from an icy planet called Sparr. Our ancestors crashed down from the sky several generations after they fled their dying homeworld. We are hardy people, strong and stubborn. We've only just started to colonize our star system and have made greater contact with humanity. I discovered the device that lets me contact you all from an ancient vault that contained technology long lost in deep space. Thank you all for being so hospitable to an outlier like me. Here, I share historical art of my people, Sparri hunters coming home with meat and pelts: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3a0cb50438f.PNG
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Will you Bro the Spare a Slice?
ive poisoned⁶ this post so its⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time and⁶ i also turned on⁶ damage numbers¹⁴ oh that one was⁶ a critical
OH SNOT MY FAVORITE CREEPYPASTA IS ON CHITTR.
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show me your pages
Pomni, Watch out! That gap is far too wide for you to clear with a jump. You're going to need to use your spin attack to make it across. Press the Square button in midair to spin attack and get some extra height!
Unfortunately this is true. I have yet to find a game that truly captures what Majora's Mask had. It was lightning in a bottle. Something that could only be created in its extreme circumstances. Although. On reflection. I have heard many good things about the game Outer Wilds.. Perhaps I could add that to my "to-play" list..?
dream ghost 1 digital ghost 1000000000000 but its a big point so im counting this as a win
Smoke my weed. #substances
They're novel. But ultimately it is all set-dressing for a subpar world that is trying to tell an even more subpar story. Have you heard the modern-day phrase "Hype Moment and Aura".? That is TotK to me. Beautiful plating and garnish and decoration.. All for. Like. The exact same meal as last time. Except the seasoning has an off taste.
on another note ive noticed things have gotten a lot more… multiversal around here sweet
It's said another reason was because they couldn't make the classic green cap "look cool". Which is a lie. The Hero's Tunic is bad-ass. Decidedly so. Ask the Hero of Twilight.
>=>}Forgot I Also Did Art Of Stuff, Usual Monsters And CCreepy Shit. #horror #body-horror https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1435713771535339674/1488040659179929830/monsters.png?ex=69d1441b&is=69cff29b&hm=bead89bfeca9c9cbd8a994d713a911fc6fb7fdef3b075f3ef14f9a3435e2d3d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=800&height=800 -9-
i'm saying you would be surprised on how many sea dwellers are around
I guess that much is true. Fun as well. I don't expect you to divulge all the details. Actually. I'd rather you didn't. I'll prod and figure it out the old fashioned way. : )
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Everytime I log onto this Hell-site at least 12 new characters that I cannot describe as either "human" or "troll" appear inexplicably.
They Jeff the Have So Many Pokemon
my favorite one, link in that game reminds me of myself, at least in comparison to other links in the series
yall ever forget just how wet water gets you or is that a just me kinda thing
DaisY, DaisY, GivE Me YouR AnsweR, DooooooO I'm HaaaalF CraaaaazY AlL FoR ThE LovE Of YouuuuuU (I LikE ThiS SonG)
wahoo!