@damascusDoctorate — #nsfw
Does that guy want me to fuck him or what.
#nsfw #nsfw #nsfw Replacing a lightbulb without shutting off power to its socket nor telling anyone you're replacing it, so at any moment it can get turned back on and zap you!! Muahahaha!!
Yeah, I'd like to consider myself quite the romantic (will play Mario Party DS with you while making love) (I won't go easy on you but that's because I respect your skill level)
#nsfw I walked through a whole office site once from end-to-end with someone else's ID and the security had no idea the whole time. I didn't even look like the guy.
I hate this. I hate this. I hate this I hate this I hate this so much. Out of them all, there is one body I want so, so badly and none of my attempts to have it be truly mine ever succeed. I hate this. Why does it never work. #not #suggestive and #not #nsfw. I am struggling in ways I fear to explain.
"Oh my trollolol, I need @so-and-so to do things to me inappropriately #nsfw" STOP regularposting it and STOP anonposting it. Seek out what you want and get it over with! You miss every shot you do not take. And if you miss that shot anyway, it's out of your mind now and it can stop haunting you.
misuse office equipment and steal supplies for your side gig ♥︎ #nsfw; #notconcupiscentnotanonymously ♠
Alright, this is a tough one, but I have to be true to my word. #nsfw warning. Kill @emotionalCorpse, first off. No disrespect (maybe a little disrespect), but you're just not in a position to get any of the choices where I don't kill you. Quickly, probably painlessly and by surprise, because I'm 60% sure you'd make it gay, and that'd annoy me, so I'd stab you some more. Vicious homoerotic cycle. Marry @cmallieEntertainment. She's a pretty cool boss, and I wouldn't mind the energy she brings to the table. Would it be difficult to tie her down into monogamy? Yeah. Does human monogamy apply to the oth...Read more
About to enter a 500V electrical cupboard without gloves or supervision. Muahahahaha! #nsfw
There's nothing worse than arguing with someone online and making a typo that now makes it sound like you're fucking. MAYBE except for getting a bunch of bones broken, but that's a tough one. #nsfw #vagueposting
No disrespect can you guys go sext via email or something I'm trying to find more baking recipes from cute girls not see who you want in your pants #nsfw #broadposting #notthatkindofbroad