@damascusDoctorate — #nsfw
"Oh my trollolol, I need @so-and-so to do things to me inappropriately #nsfw" STOP regularposting it and STOP anonposting it. Seek out what you want and get it over with! You miss every shot you do not take. And if you miss that shot anyway, it's out of your mind now and it can stop haunting you.
misuse office equipment and steal supplies for your side gig ♥︎ #nsfw; #notconcupiscentnotanonymously ♠
Alright, this is a tough one, but I have to be true to my word. #nsfw warning. Kill @emotionalCorpse, first off. No disrespect (maybe a little disrespect), but you're just not in a position to get any of the choices where I don't kill you. Quickly, probably painlessly and by surprise, because I'm 60% sure you'd make it gay, and that'd annoy me, so I'd stab you some more. Vicious homoerotic cycle. Marry @cmallieEntertainment. She's a pretty cool boss, and I wouldn't mind the energy she brings to the table. Would it be difficult to tie her down into monogamy? Yeah. Does human monogamy apply to the oth...Read more
About to enter a 500V electrical cupboard without gloves or supervision. Muahahahaha! #nsfw
There's nothing worse than arguing with someone online and making a typo that now makes it sound like you're fucking. MAYBE except for getting a bunch of bones broken, but that's a tough one. #nsfw #vagueposting
No disrespect can you guys go sext via email or something I'm trying to find more baking recipes from cute girls not see who you want in your pants #nsfw #broadposting #notthatkindofbroad