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@daughterofMisfortune

Mel is here to tell futures and kiss horrorterrors. And Mel is all out of futures. [Contraband]

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👁️‍🗨️ May as well introduce Melself. Mel is Mel, misfortune-telling frog. If you need Mel to read your future, Mel can give you some advice. Don't be sad though if you have bad luck. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 10 17 43 65 39 02

👁️‍🗨️ wait Mel missed them crucify some important fish guy? The stars didn't tell Mel about this. The repercussions of his death will has lasting consequences on the fates of- Oh he got better? Nevermind then carry on. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 666 69 86 43 40 61

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? ▼

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@affectionConsecrated[AC]

Shut up.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

i dunno, things are looking up for me! :D

I see that this has hit home. ▼

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Disregard my previous chit then. Here, for you: Believe in your strengths, believe. ▼

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wahoo!

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Nuh~ Uh~

@expiredMilk[EM]

Hee, hee. You would have no reason to reply to this if it didn't resonate with you. ▼

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⛧ No aamount of caaffeine will stop the horrors from persisting. ⛧

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But it might make you bounce off the walls.

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Can get pretty cl.o°se I w.o°uld be saying

⛧ AAnd yet, they will still persist. ⛧

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👁️‍🗨️ just remembered Mel never actually peeped the horror when Mel said Mel would last night anybody wanna peep the #horror with Mel? 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 87 74 22 27 23 47

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I would love to.

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👁️‍🗨️ 🟥 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 62 86 74 12 70 62

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👁️‍🗨️ Oh gods there's more of them following Mel https://i.imgur.com/jzateBfourwd.png 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 56 46 21 44 666 82

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Outer gods love giving you little crafts to do.

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👁️‍🗨️ Mel think Mel's being followed by something... https://i.imgur.com/sMQMUrO.png 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: THE COLOUR OF MAGIC 78 11 18 41 75

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If you hear the sound of a serIes of exPlosIves In the mIddle of the nIght, no you dIdn't. Remember, If you see somethIng, say nothIng. And drInk to forget.

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Are you feelIng lost? No home to run to, no loved ones to lIsten to your woes and mIsery? Have you ever wanted to belong? Have you ever heard HIS voIce? Feel alone no longer weary soul... The TwIlIght Scoundrels welcome the downtrodden wIth arms wIde oPen... You wIll never be alone agaIn.

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HOW WOULD ONE GO ABOUT JOINING? MY POCKETS ARE JUST JINGLING AND JANGLING WITH ALL THIS BOUNTIFUL MOOLAH I JUST CANT SEEM TO GIVE AWAY FAST ENOUGH #BABYSFIRSTCULT

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who is 'his'?

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The Shadow. The APathetIc and UncarIng. The Demonhead.

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that sounds not great.

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Those wIshIng for comfort must seek out our leader, Peccant Scofflaw.

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He cares not how you feel about HIM. Only that you feel.

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where does the comfourt come from?

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It comes when you least exPect. When your heart Is emPty and your head too full to comPrehend. It comes when the Fates fInally cut your strIng. When you feel hollow and IncomPlete. It comes when you let It In.

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Hello Everybody My Name Is Markiplier And Welcome Back To The Horrors

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✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/5533287940a0.png ✿ ✿ d❦ 𖧧ry 𖧧❦ 𖥧gn❦re 𖧧he hand, we d❦n𖧧 ge𖧧 many green n𖥧gh𖧧s here ✿

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⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 ⩊A𖥔☾𑁤 𖹭ᴗ𖥔, I*ᰔ ୨𖹭NNA ⩊୧AP𖹭NIZ୧ ᰔજ ᰔ୧N𖥔AL ILLN୧SS୧S 𝖋𖹭R ᰔજ 𖹭⩊N P୧RS𖹭NAL ୨AIN ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆。˚

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👁️‍🗨️ Mel has recently started a bottle cap collection, just in case. so Mel's ready. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 99 01 NICE 49 18 62

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👁️‍🗨️ they need to invent a cursed tome that doesn't whisper things to you after one too many Mikes strawveryy lemonades 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 20 02 98 72 53 91

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J⟡J⟡--> ⚓︎h♡nk y⟡u f⟡r ⚓︎he lucky numbers! ♡ls⟡ I ⚓︎hink ⚓︎h♡⚓︎ m♡y jus⚓︎ be ♡ y⟡u ⚓︎hing! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

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I've heard getting an antisocial introverted tome helps with that issue. Problems arise when it becomes too comfortable with you, though.

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👁️‍🗨️ noted! thank you for the suggestion 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 98 75 51 15 06 19

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👁️‍🗨️ Trollgens and Tragons over now. Mel has so much fucking trauma 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 26 59 16 NICE 61 90

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DIRECT EXAMINATION! what's your T&T character like

👁️‍🗨️ Mels T&T character is kind of a self insert but she's uh ranger/wizard detective who is currently tracking a missing professor from wizard college! the prime suspect was a kobold who Mels character previously adventured with, but evidence at the crime scene proved that there was actually a third person involved! 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 56 20 81 29 30 18

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👁️‍🗨️ Mel is so excited for Mels party to play Trollgeons & Tragons tonight, Mel has got uh great feeling about tonight! 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 21 32 97 38 05 86

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<-(((Haha "21")))->

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👁️‍🗨️ hey would anyone like to peep The Horror with Mel tonight #horror #MelsHorror 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 10 26 01 87 11 22

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tell me howv to get out of the dark and stop curses

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👁️‍🗨️ not what this thread was for but sure so first when you're in the dark you gotta close your eyes and fumble around for uh bit while saying outloud "It's Dark In Here!" and "Anybody Got A Light?" trust Mel, Mel have seen it in movies all the time. Then once you have stumbled out of the dark, open your eyes and then it won't be dark anymore. If it's still dark you didn't do it right, just keep trying 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 93 57 61 74 23 37

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👁️‍🗨️ as for stopping curses, first you need to find the source of the curse. probably person but it could also be an ancient artifact or particularly vindictive tree. Then you need to destroy it, Mel prefer to use copious amounts off fire in most cases. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 89 59 35 73 19 49

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👁️‍🗨️ May as well introduce Melself. Mel is Mel, misfortune-telling frog. If you need Mel to read your future, Mel can give you some advice. Don't be sad though if you have bad luck. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 10 17 43 65 39 02

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"= my lucky number. is. 4. stupid. ="

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Sure, ill take a spin, hit me babe, vwhats in my future for lovwe and romance?~ and hatemance.

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👁️‍🗨️ Ah, four. The number of death. Mel is terribly sorry fate has dealt you a such cruel hand. 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 38 03 62 86 19 22

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👁️‍🗨️ Your future for Love is looking grim... Romance beckons but continues retreating toward horizon... For Hatemance tho you're gonna has a field day, lucky you! 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 30 17 33 15 13 51

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👁️‍🗨️ Hello, Mel is incredibly lost. Has anyone seen another frog about. yay big 🔮 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 🔮 Your Lucky Numbers Today Are: 77 02 15 20 16 79

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Ơ̵̙͖̳̫̤͎͈̹͔̗̰̂̊̋̎͆͊͐͑͒̒̍͘͜͠Ṅ̴̡̲̦̺̭̜͌̀̀͌̈́̕Ę̷̧̨͓̗͇͔̰̝̱͗͒͌̊ ̷̨͎̬̦̹̩͙͌͛̀P̸̡̧̟͈̫͇͓͉̙̳̥̺̺̪͗͋̋̌ͅỎ̵̼̖̊̂̈̑̒̄̆͝T̵̡͗̈́͛̐̋́̐̏̆Á̸͈̦̙̞͔͙͗͂̉͒̏͂̂̀̊̔̓̋̎͘T̷̠̬̓̔̾̔́̊́̈́̓͂̃̇̈́͝͝Ȯ̸̭̻̰̱̠̙̣̻̤͕̝̒͑̎̈́̓̿͛̋̈́̾̆͌͛ ̸̢̻̖̮̝̫̖̓͆̇̿͗͐̏̎̆͘̕C̴̡̣͔̼̗̤͂̽̄̊̃́̽̓̓̅̃̃́̀̋Ḧ̵͈̬͇̹̖̲̯̱̱͉̲̗́̇͐̒́͂̅̈İ̴̛̬̻͉̲͇͉͕̏̌͐̂̾̇͗͐͗̋̕͝P̵̗̪̤̯̱̜̞̖̭̓̈́͑̄̾͝ ̵̡̛͇̣̉͐͗̏̋̏̃̀̓͑͂͆̄͘͘P̶̢̈͒͂͆̉́͂͗̌̋̈̆̈́̀͠L̴̨͙͙̦͕͓̩̫̺̍̏̆́͌́͋̀͒͂͒͌̑̏̅͝͝E̷͉͋̆̋̽̄̆̉͝A̷̡̢̯͖͙̅Ş̸̛͎̗̞͍̫̝̩̹̐̀͒́̽͌̎̏́̈̏͆͛͘͠͠Ę̵̯̙̬͎̝̻̥̥̂̋̒̄͘͠ https://i.postimg.cc/cCx3JQG4/image-306.png #horror

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♡How are you typing♡

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Such a lovely lady.

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Your - many - limbs - are - hypnotizing! >

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