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gruuhhmiss sleepy paaants yooouur pull maaagic is craaaaaaaaazy mlaaady gettinghk nibbled ooon by the flirt wooorm oooooooooh laaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaa(¬ºཀ°)¬
Brreathtakin', damn.
I have convinced the Princess we are boiling her tomorrow. She claims she does not want to be soup. After some reassurance that she will be more akin to an artichoke, she seems to be genuinely considering how she feels about this ~~
Ha. I fear I can be a bit of a prick at times, actually. But I am trying to stay on my best behavior ~~ Sleep well, Ms. Script ~~ ~~
Oh, hardly, darling. Your charm is far too natural for that ~~ Most trolls with such an affect would struggle to come off as anything other than endearing ~~ No need to be embarrassed, I assure you ~~
No? I'd say that can't be right, but it would be a crime to disagree with you ~~
My, my, aren't you a stunner? Suitors lining the halls, I'm sure. ~~
P.o°int .o°f that is I am unseen undereneath...
1 see
Must've gotten better.
Darn .n°
: waznt under the :mprezz:on : waz forced to g:ve you a good reazon.
Entertainment! Obviously? I mean, I thought it was obvious, at least.
Mi23rabl3 p3opl3 lov3 makin p3opl3 mi23rabl3
: already have one perzon on my m:nd to curze to hell. eternal damnat:on, zeveral plaguez, endlezz torment, and annoyance of :ncomprehenz:ble levelz. #v:olence
You C@n Be U$efu7 In W@y$ Th@t @ren't Working. 7ike T@king C@re Of Your$e7f I$ U$efu7 Bec@u$e You're Not H@rming Your$e7f With Overwork, Thu$ @77owing You To Be More U$efu7 When You @re
I'm 7iter@77y My Own Bo$$ @nd $ometime$ I H@te My Work, Cerner. I Think You're Prob@b7y Ok@y. @7$o You $hou7d 7et Your$e7f T@ke Bre@k$. If Oz@t@p Give$ You $hit. 🏏
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☆ Uh oh! ☆ (A problem has occurred!) ☆ We've crashed the ship on our way to the newer planet! ☆ (Ouchie wowchie!) ☆ Don't worry! I am okay, my starlights! ☆ (Just minor injuries!) ☆ Don't forget about me! ☆ (Your favorite moon lander!)
gruuhhgirl moooshinghk is illegaaal ooon ooother plaaanets #ooouutglutmaaasqeuraaade(¬ºཀ°)¬
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
gruuhhoooh theyll knooow me soooooon enuff theyll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll knooow myehehehe blehgghh XuX(¬ºཀ°)¬
Acc.o°mp.o°anied
my acc.o°mpaniement
it is perhaps f.o°r the best y.o°u did nn.o°t appr.o°ach n.o°w that I am thinking .o°f such...
Absence makes the pusher gr.o°w f.o°nder .o°r assume terrible terrible things
she just threw a butler thr.o°ugh a wall...
If I ever take empl.o°yees up.o°n I w.o°uld be h.o°n.o°red f.o°r them t.o° say these t.o° the me
Prudent and extreme use .o°f filters is a must n.o°t which that I w.o°uld kn.o°w ab.o°ut such things
༄ ｡°I see, I perhaps misunderstood the concern. Quite the faux-pas. Regardless a shame.°｡ ༄
xx_chchow_wont_lie_she_is_a_lil_drained_after_everyfing_LIEK_SHES_RELIEVED_but_drained_LAWL_she_wuz_kinda_worrying_moar_den_she_let_on..._xx
This is unf.o°rtunate indeeding
~(I'm trying tO~ lure him O~ut shh trust the prO~cess)~
xx_also_if_u_guyes_have_any_info_at_all_on_where_evidet_mite_b_or_anyfing_else_dat_could_b_helpful_u_should_def_let_me_kno_ya??_until_we_kno_moar_chowz_nawt_gunna_freak_abt_it_but_dat_doesnt_mean_she_isnt_gunna_b_trying_2_figure_fings_out_xx
~O~ZATAP MLC: We prefer the bl~Ob shaped nuggets O~ver the kinglizard shaped ~Ones~ ~#SpO~nsO~redP~Ost~
It'$ Gonn@ Be @7right, Cerner, We'77 Figure Out Wh@t'$ H@ppened
Mm. II'm sorry he hasn't been found yet. Best of luck.
xx_poor_duchessssssss_ohh_she_misses_her_papa_so_bad_>3<_issokay_chow_keeping_her_company_xx
tweaking out. is the mind killer.
Oh shit? Have you checked with Chow????
oh shit how did I miss that fuck
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He makes me wear full business while on the zoom calls btw. Casper Cooper in a fucking tie???? Be real.
⟢ wise m⟢n th⟢t e⟢ts fr⚙︎m the tr⟢sh ⚙︎nce s⟢id th⟢t dignity is temp⚙︎r⟢ry ⟢nd thirst tr⟢ps ⟢re f⚙︎rever s⚙︎ here we ⟢re the humble rep⚙︎sted thirst tr⟢p
[FLAPPING MY FIN$ FOR YOU]
A shamebeing
Oh no :( I'm so sorry that haꫂ❁ꫂ❁ened ❣︎
:33< sp33d dating
i mean, its a place to get started
that's what the dates are for!
sure why n⚙︎t m⟢n
Yeah. Shit is looking dire.
Everyythig is fine and has beenn f.o°r a while I'm fine literally .o°kay and well yes
N.o°t that I never lacked access t.o° my palmhusk .o°r anyt means .o°f c.o°mmunicati.o°n .o°f the c.o°urse that w.o°uld be ridicul.o°us as I am a very well treated guest yes but I have my ph.o°ne .o°n me because I managed t.o° ask while my umm h.o°st was in maid m.o°de which I was n.o°t aware was a m.o°de she had but anyways with g.o°o.d behavi.o°r I think I shall be all.o°wed t.o° h.o°ld .o°nt.o° this f.o°r a time anyywayys yes hell.o° I am very fine and well and certainlyy n.o°t any place againsnt myy will when I am anywyhere it is strictly because I desir.o°us t.o° be in thet sp.o°t where I am s.o° d.o° n.o°t w.o°rry regular business .o°perati.o°ns will start back up at s.o°me p.o°int but f.o°r n.o°w .o°h n.o° wait what have they been d.o°ing with my truck I have t.o° g.o°
I nEArly fEll AslEEp On thE lOUngEplAnk pErhAps thErE Is An IllnEss gOIng ArOUnd? trAnsmIttEd thrOUgh... chIttr?
>> ¡ don't th¡nk Ev¡ ¡ડ even on1¡ne r¡ght now! ¡f you want, ¡ can go conf¡ડcate h¡ડ pa1mhuડk :))
၄⋆၃ shrug how should i know
၄⋆၃ it sure would suxk if someone were to grab me by the xollar of my shirt and just tell me im their quadmate suddenly oh nooooooo it would suxkkkkkk sooooooooo bad ohhhhhh goggggg ohhhhhhhh nooooooooooo dont treat me like an adorable little pettt woe is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #silly #notreallysuggestive but still #suggestive
HAHA YES MA'AM, MS. SECRETARY SCRIPT! :-) -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
MR. OZATAP IS INDEED THE PINNACLE OF PROFESSIONALISM THAT WE SHOULD ALL STRIVE TOWARDS, I CAN SEE WHY IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO SEE THE REST OF US AS ANYTHING BUT PALE IMITATIONS OF SUCH AN UPSTANDING, MATURE, AND CAPABLE INDIVIDUAL, BUT I ASSURE YOU, MY DEAR GIRL, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US IS DOING OUR BEST, AND LEARNING, GROWING, AND CHANGING EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND PERHAPS ONE DAY WE WILL ASCEND TO THE SAME HEIGHTS AS YOUR IMPRESSIVELY SELF-MADE BOSS! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
>> He'ડ ડt¡11 a1¡ve but he'ડ 1¡ke GONE, comp1ete1y ¡ntang¡b1e, ¡n ડome other pocket of t¡me and ડpace and ¡ d¡dn't even get to ડay goodbye before he 1eft. ¡t fee1ડ very much 1¡ke he d¡ed, and he ડt¡11 cou1d. ¡t'ડ awfu1.
POINT OF ORDER! OKAY IT CAN'T HAVE BEEN *THAT* BAD
Cerner I Don't Think Even They Know What They Meant By That. Truly, It's Incomprehensible.
* its shorter than it initially seems at least * i was fearing it was gonna be at lot longer * you can do it!!!!!!!!!!
[FEEDBACK] #TwinkObliteration occurred just hours prior. So everything's /well/.
xx_he_looks_so_in_his_element_rn........_xx
xx_thbe_thing_u_hav_2_understamnd_abt_da_basement_boyz_is_dat_u_dont_udnerstand_da_basement_boyz_yuo_r_nawt_privy_2_chchows_secrets_xx
xx_chchow_hasnt_put_a_boy_in_a_basement_in_a_while_xx
#cw-self-harm (slight menti.o°n) Been thinking n.o°w. A hist.o°ry. Culture and cust.o°ms never written .o°r c.o°dified but .o°bserved and .o°bserved. S.o°mething n.o°t really mine. Pe.o°ple wh.o° live f.o°rever but have names which are dead. That questi.o°n better ti live l.o°ng and be f.o°rg.o°tten .o°r die and be remembered f.o°rever. The answer is .o°bvi.o°us it is the f.o°rmer. Mem.o°ries cann.o°t taste cann.o°t see can n.o°t think. I d.o° n.o°t wish ti be a mem.o°ry. I am n.o°t the sum .o°f th.o°se came bef.o°re .o°r a p.o°tential .o°f what I c.o°uld be the past can n.o°t think and the future can n.o°t think .o°nly the me which is here can be th.o°ughtful. There is .o°nly s.o° much time t.o° experience it is f°o.o°lish t.o° be wasteful with it. T.o° give c.o°nsci.o°usness when it is all we have. T.o° dream t.o° sleep n.o° m.o°re? T.o° willingly n.o°t be. It is a little suicide every day. Mass graves under the burning light hiding away fr.o°m it. There are s.o° many wh.o° w.o°uld direct the wayy I am t.o° tell me t.o° sleep t.o° drink n.o°n-carb.o°nated beverages t.o° w.o°rk a pr.o°per j.o°b t.o° settle in a pr.o°per hive t.o° t.o° t.o° t.o° t.o°. I am a g.o°o.d citizen h.o°w I am. I am g°o.o°d. There are s.o°me wh.o° think I enj.o°y b.o°o.t taste. Well. I enj.o°y tasting b.o°o.t far better than never tasting anything again ever ever ever. I d.o° n.o°t drink tea I d.o° n.o°t have teap.o°ts I have never even been in .o°ne .o°f the battle camps as was described by the white man but. I remember spaghetti night. Eating t.o°gether drinking t.o°gether merry t.o°gether. These things are... nice. N.o°t w.o°rth writing a b.o°o.k .o°ver. N.o°t w.o°rth dying .o°ver. But nice. These are lacking in the death. These are lacking when y.o°u resign y.o°urself t.o° mem.o°ries. I will be f.o°rg.o°tten quick I am .o°ne .o°f many .o°ne .o°f billi.o°ns, trilli.o°ns but i will be alive n.o°w and i will have experiences and sensati.o°ns and I will think and I will be. This is n.o°t a manifest.o° simply... I have n.o°t g.o°tten ar.o°und t.o° buying a j.o°urnal fr.o°m the newly .o°pened fact.o°ry yet s.o° this is the best I am having in the m.o°ment. Just interesting which th.o°ughts are spurred up.o°n
pr⚙︎mised ⟢ pretty lil l⟢dy i'd p⚙︎st ⟢ gym selfie ⟢ few weeks b⟢ck h⚙︎pe she didnt mind the w⟢it (https://cdn.imgchest.c⚙︎m/files/733b51ce8fbb.jpg l⚙︎rdt⚙︎nic ⚙︎n tumblr)
>> Ooh ¡'m ડorry <:)) that wou1d've been terr¡b1e 1o1 yeah, ¡ d¡dn't 1¡ke ¡t much e¡ther
Wait n.o°, that's n.o°t. N.o°. N.o°??
>> Never never, ¡ don't th¡nk that'ડ even poડડ¡b1e hehehe
It Cert@in7y W@$ @ W@y To $pend The Evening! I'm G7@d To He@r You Got Hive Ok@y, Though.
It'$ For The Be$t, We Went Through $ome $hit Tonight 😬
i think fiduspawn already touched on this...
Sh.o°es with wheels I like them but d.o° n.o°t .o°ften get a chance t.o° use
>> Ooh okay. ¡ waડ 1¡ke nooo, that makeડ me ડo ડad. <:))
-O-O-h wait! Y-o-o-ur b-o-o-ss is Casper's new b-o-o-ss, right??? HAHA, he's mad that Himer-o-o- beat him at "legally distinct M-o-o-n-o-o-p-o-o-ly" yesterday "BY A LAND SLIDE" and als-o-o- apparently earlier in the week they watched Nerdy Prudes Must Die s-o-o- I guess he g-o-o-t Dirty Girl S-o-o-up stuck in his head!! AWh!!
It sh.o°uld've been me but n.o°t really but it sh.o°uld've been me......... #vaguep.o°sting
~C'mO~n that's half the fun! It'd be funny~
It Is Better This Way, Actually. It Is Better. I Will Go Back To The Way Things Were Before I Needlessly Complicated Myself. It Is Okay. farewell.
I Continue To Interact With Trolls I'm Attracted To Despite The Impending Drone Season Making Me Worse Each Light. This Is What They Call " Self Sabotage ". #positive #pensive #nsfw #nsfc
>> You've got th¡ડ, ¡ be1¡eve ¡n you :))
xx_ZOMG_NOOOOOO_IM_SURE_IT_LOOKS_GREAT!!!!!!_xx
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i am exhausted, physically and mentally. but i promise that the third cycle of the #outglutmasquerade will happen. ill be sure of it. ]
>> P1eaડe ડtop ડmok¡ng and never make me 1ook at th¡ડ aga¡n.
xx_no,_xx
pчt it back >;/
threw ⟢ sh⚙︎e ⟢t my he⟢d
electr⚙︎cuted myself ⟢g⟢in
xx_HOKEY_I_GUESS_CHCHOW_ENDORSING_DIS_POLL_NOW_GO_FOR_IT_MYE_CHOWLINGS!!!!!!!_#CHCHOWSWEEP https://chittr.ing/profile/trollPolls/12e0f04f-1bee-488c-a20a-c6df4a532e88_xx
xx_#CHCHOWSWEEP_??????????_xx
>> ¡ doubt you ડounded ડtup¡d, Cerner. A b¡g part of the fun for peop1e ¡ડ that putt¡ng on a character can g¡ve you conf¡dence you wou1dn't norma11y have!!
xx_CHCHOW_WOULD_ITZ_JUST._nawt_sumfin_she_can_share,_xx
xx_famk_u_cerner_<3_<3_<3_she_doesnt_knowb_if_she_can/should_tho_xx
xx_chchow_rememebred_sumgthn_embarrassing._turns_my_music_up_higher_,_xx
xx_chchow_wamt_2_kiss_fr_xx
Ice Cold Water...
Ice Cold Water, Save Me.
>>>(Thank) (You) for (Your) clarifications... >>>(Enlightening)!..
>> Cerner, ¡t'ડ okay, you don't have to add qua1¡f¡erડ and c1ar¡f¡cat¡on to your joke 1o1
>> can you ડend ¡t to me pr¡vate1y at 1eaડt
xx_sorry_xx
xx_BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK_😍😍🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪_AWROOF!!!_xx
>> BHRGRJRHHbrv4hGr4rrrhhaBARKABRKBARBKARARBBARK
@controversialmilk
Prprobably, not? I don't know, I'm sorry
xx_want_2_kis._might_bug_az,_xx
-=[ ohhhh hhh hh............................................._☺]=-
xx_RIPZ_UP_DA_FURNITURE_xx
c< at least yOu recOgNize it >c
thing: fucked bey🌣nd rep⟢ir l⟢i: c🌣vered in ven🌣m d⟢y: l🌣wkey ruined
Try ZONe. It keeps me up all night every night, l0l. ZONe FTW.
yeah!! so weird! very very tired >X/
theres something weird going on >X/
Still mad
>> bad Cerner, ¡ w¡11 have to reડc¡nd be¡ng proud of you you have to do the r¡ght th¡ng and take care of your hea1th!!
A shame en.o°ugh but be well then
>> Yay Cerner!! ¡'m actua11y ડo proud of you :)) /genu¡ne P1eaડe p1eaડe get ડome good reડt and take care of yourડe1f to1¡ght
xx_:3_xx
well th⟢t'll just incentivize y𖤉u t𖤉 hide better. w𖤉n't it feel s𖤉 g𖤉𖤉d t𖤉 sh⟢ke 𖤉ut y𖤉ur b𖤉nes ⟢nd slip d𖤉wn int𖤉 the cupe then ⟢fterw⟢rds being nice ⟢nd refreshed f𖤉r y𖤉ur j⟢unt t𖤉 w𖤉rk? i think its sweet th⟢t y𖤉u g𖤉t friends w𖤉rrying ⟢b𖤉ut y𖤉ur w𖤉rk life b⟢l⟢nce, shit n𖤉t ⟢ l𖤉t 𖤉f tr𖤉lls h⟢ve ⟢ b𖤉ss th⟢t give ⟢ r⟢ts ⟢ss ⟢b𖤉ut it.
>> ડtop th¡ડ Cerner, th¡ડ won't work on me !! >:[[ You need to get ડome reડt and get that tattoo treated hrhrjrgrhrh
>> Don't uડe the Ev¡det tact¡c on me!! ¡'m worr¡ed about you, too!!
but then ⟢fter y𖤉u die th⟢ts it d𖤉nes𖤉 n𖤉 𖤉ne else t𖤉 d𖤉 the schedule ⟢nd 𖤉ther imp𖤉rt⟢nt shit y𖤉u d𖤉 c'm𖤉n y𖤉ur buds ⟢nd y𖤉ur b𖤉ss w⟢nt y𖤉u t𖤉 chill
xx_CERNER?_xx
w𖤉rk y𖤉urself t𖤉 the b𖤉nes like th⟢t ⟢nd y𖤉ure g𖤉ing t𖤉 die ⟢nd n𖤉t be ⟢ble t𖤉 d𖤉 ⟢ny m𖤉re w𖤉rk
xx_DSHFBSDFJDF_LAWL??????_not_lawl_to_the_infection_tho_u_want_help_wif_cleaning_gurl?_xx
>> G¡r11,,, go ડee a Med¡cu11er and get that checked. A1ડo, 1ove that about h¡m. 1ove that man.
Maybe if I this then I will n.o°t be anym.o°re but I am n.o°t this and as much as I can admire I d.o° n.o°t want t.o° be this https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/f0d33ea2f3b2.png
D.o° n.o°t care t.o° discuss pers.o°nal p.o°litics .o°n the matter but this is en.o°ugh t.o° turn me .o°ff AI https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/b769a46a1cf8.png
D.o° I need t.o° put a b.o°w .o°n my ic.o°n is that it
-> My Capitalistic Tendencies Are Destroying My Social Life = Your Total Is $2.50
-> I Apologize, It Is Impulse = Your Total Is $50.74
>>>(Circular) chases, confusing and confounding >>>(Neutralized) home turf advantage... >>>(Feigned) ignorance pseudopupil? >>>(Discretion) preferred... accomplished?.. >>>((They)) just pose like (That)... alone... several times... #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/VINNIK.png
xx_EHGEHGHE_MY_BASEMENT_BOYZ_(no)_xx
Isn't It Better That You Can't Touch Me? You Can Look At Me All You Like Through Your Screen, You Can Watch Me Ruin Myself On Video, But Your Hands Will Never Have The Privilege Of Touching My Skin. I Know You Want It, I Don't Mean To Be Cruel. Maybe If You Beg, Devoted, I'll " Throw You A Bone ". #lie #nsfw #nsfc
They Hate It When I " Break It Down Sensitive Style ".
I Said I Would Normal Post, And Then I Immediately " Folded " Because I Saw One Post Adjacent To Something I Thought Was Vaguely Hot. I Am A Lost Cause. #nsfw #nsfc
>> >:// not for 1ong ¡f you don't make ડome w¡ડe cho¡ceડ p1eaડe get ડomewhere ¡ndoorડ at the 1eaડt, Cerner
>>>(Exactly) what (You) run from, (You) end up chasing... >>>(Practice) makes perfect... >>>( https://youtu.be/v8I5vDewcZo ) #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/postbendermemory.png
>> CERRRNNEERRR JHHHHGKGHKKFD okay be ડafe. Be ડafe..keep your pa1mhuડk charged, be aware of your ડurround¡ngડ..¡f you hear anyth¡ng p1eaડe be ready
>> G¡r1, p1eaડe. They need you. They need you more than you need to be out ¡n the woodડ h¡gh on ડometh¡ng w¡th a freડh tattoo
>> That guy ¡ડ 1¡tera11y go¡ng to ડtart ડta1k¡ng you 1¡ke a baahbeaડt.
>> ¡ th¡nk Ev¡det wou1d be pretty worr¡ed about you r¡ght now, are you ડt¡11 hang¡ng w¡th the c1ownડ ? What happened to Chchow?
>> G¡r1 ....
xx_chchow_peez_in_da_showah_xx
>> Good on h¡m, honeડt1y. 1o1 what a man
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this. What's more? They will be sweaty and dancing.
-=[ ssllurping at theh club ?? x-)_☺]=-
>> You def¡n¡te1y ડhou1d!! !
I imagine it might be an issue to order yourself around. Maybe you could delegate some employees to watch the cameras. And if you checked up on everyone floor by floor or per department, it might be easier to manage. - H. Sivone
My Botulism. #mybotulism
~Skill issue~