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Derek "d3rlord3" Hutchins

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@derLord

"At the crossroads don't turn left" Fuck the king in yellow Hey Avery

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I would incinerate both immediately

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@derLord[DL]

<d3rlord3> Cheer up

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<d3rlord3> Man, this guy coming back is some bullshit

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you dont kill an eldritch god, moron. you just destroy its body. something that a being which exists as a concept doesnt inherently need.

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<d3rlord3> Fucking watch me

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because that worked so well the first time, right?

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<d3rlord3> I mean yeah, I was the first to do it as far as I know and I do know quite a bit

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@derLord[DL]

dont know nearly enough, clearly. you were a big fish in a small pond, and that was your world. welcome to the ocean, bitch.

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<d3rlord3> Glub glub

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@karmaDagger[KD]

i think @daquaviousBingleschnort will be or already has been compromised by @kingofYellow, for maybe a week now. maybe longer. i dont fucking know. i know how this looks. some shit like the lemon the the cheese and the pizza thing i included as a joke to stop myself from going insane. all of the rest is serious.

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@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ i fear this xhapter has been dot dot dot mostly sealed solved and shut i apprexiate your worry but we have loxked the door to his domain and have "thrown away" the hypothetixal/somewhat inxorporeal keys. he has no hold over our domain at the moment and we have individuals working to keep it that way

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Yes xennox is right. There's nothing to worry about. : y

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT
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၄⋆၃ DID NOT SAY THAT I SAID WE ARE WORKING TO KEEP YOU GONE FOREVER

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Brave keybearers have locked me away Thrown away the key and destroyed the lock. No more locks. No more doors. No more keys. Peace is coming soon. No need to worry, anymore. Or look deep into things

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<d3rlord3> Didn't I like kill you or whatever?

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I have no idea who you are.

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<d3rlord3> Or you're just salty cause I out played you

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Oh. Its you.

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<d3rlord3> Yeah, it's me

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@karmaDagger[KD]

isnt that the guy from the minecraft video

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<d3rlord3> Don't worry about it.

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The first crossing. It was beneath a moon of jaundiced pallor that the pyramids ceased to be monuments of stone and became something infinitely older, something for which the minds of men possessed neither name nor merciful understanding. A trembling radiance seeped from the seams of those cyclopean blocks, first as threads of wan gold, then as torrents of impossible yellow fire. The desert itself seemed to recoil. Sand fled in spiraling sheets from the ancient foundations, while the heavens above grew black and empty, as though the familiar stars had extinguished themselves rather than bear witness. Then, with a sound deeper than thunder and more dreadful than any earthly tumult, the sides of the great pyramid unfolded, and where its limestone heart should have been there yawned an abyss into a country that could not belong to our universe. Beyond that monstrous aperture stretched a firmament drowned in yellow twilight. Black towers leaned beneath alien constellations, and far below them an oily sea reflected the light of twin suns whose rays seemed to illuminate not objects, but thoughts. From this hideous elsewhere came shapes draped in tattered saffron vestments, things whose proportions mocked the geometry of living flesh. Their limbs bent where no joints ought to exist, and beneath their fluttering robes there shifted suggestions of mouths, fingers, and pale appendages which retreated whenever the eye attempted to comprehend them. They did not walk from the gateway so much as gradually become present within our world, acquiring substance as nightmares acquire certainty in the moments before waking. But infinitely worse were the eyes. They poured from the pyramid in silent multitudes, disembodied and glistening, drifting through the Egyptian night like some obscene constellation torn loose from heaven. Great lidless orbs floated above the dunes while smaller eyes swarmed about them, their pupils narrowing and widening in dreadful unison. Some gazed upon the desert. Some stared upward toward the terrified stars. Yet countless others turned toward the cities of men, and there was in their scrutiny an intelligence so ancient, so patient, and so utterly devoid of human sympathy that those who met their gaze understood at once the terrible insignificance of mankind. For in those yellow depths lay the memory of worlds that had flourished before Earth possessed oceans, and the promise of worlds that would continue long after our sun had become a cold and forgotten ember. And beneath that impossible yellow sky, as the horrors continued their soundless procession from the opened pyramid, there came from beyond the threshold a whisper which no ear heard, yet every living soul understood: The pyramids had never been tombs. They had been locks.

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@derLord[DL]

<d3rlord3> Oh you have got to be shitting me.

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// please tell me these ads can be anything if so I want to see the dumbest fakest shit possible "advertised"

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// yes

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//I hope those who can submit "ads" submit the highest levels of shitpost "ads"

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Cannot fathom why random people have me blocked. Have I perhaps done something to earn the scorn of the species, or are they just racist against humans?

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<d3rlord3> I think the term you're looking for is xenophobic

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@derLord[DL]

... Aren't you the guy from that one... video... hm. I guess something like this shouldn't surprise me, unless you're just a roleplayer. Human Twitter had roleplayers, so I guess it only makes sense that Chittr has 'em too.

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<d3rlord3> Nope I'm very real thank you

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:33< the roaring knight fight CAN go to hell

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<d3rlord3> Eh it's not that hard, Jevil is still harder imo

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//jevil tried to auto correct to Kevin btw I think that was funny

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:33< mew will die in 7 days

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<d3rlord3> I can tank it

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B33< we just got jax tadc in the damn system send help

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<d3rlord3> Sorry pal, but you might be beyond saving

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<<"mmnh... normal girl awake time ..">>

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<d3rlord3> Hah, the timing of our posts kinda makes it seems like you're answering my question

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<d3rlord3> What the fuck

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꒰D3RLORD3 FROM SEARCHING FOR A WORLD THAT DOESNT EXIactually why am i surprised anymore i saw e123 omega yesterday youd think id get used to the fact that some people are from totally different timelines by now꒱

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<d3rlord3> I've been on Chittr for a while at this point

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<d3rlord3> I swear everything they say is purposely manufactured to piss me off more and more

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YOURE FALLING FOR IT

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<d3rlord3> Yeah no shit sherlock

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simply do not?

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<d3rlord3> Unfortunately not how it works