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Megido appreciation hour. Appreciate a Megido right now or I will kill you.
၄⋆၃ nah dont think so better luxk next time pal
How quickly we forget Casper's croptop photo.
[$HIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY #AVERN APPOINTMENT $HIT $HIT]
where you going
sevveral character arcs havve occurred an im still stuck in cros blazin scuttlebug so ama
I grow Annoyed Very annoyed
This will exit the zeitgeist in...Eh, I give it fourteen hours.
Yeah we'll see this guy back in like three days or less blah, blah, blah Next subject.
CLOVER IS SITLL ALIVE HES DANCING RIGHT HEERE
D---> Indeed, do keep your eyes out for that post.
D---> Hmmm I see how interesting, perhaps I could do a follow up post asking about everyone's favorite coffee in the future.
me likez oolong tea! >:3
i miss tea..
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Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings #forallrequested!
DIAMONDS DROOG.
sure but for a date ya should wait till the third
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૮( um... diamonds... droog... diamonds... like starlight... )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
You haven't done your Droogle in a while. You should fix that. https://mywordle.strivemath.com/?word=zffrr
gotta say, not a bad name.
Diamonds Droog.
>> Thank you, ¡ th¡nk ¡ w¡11, and ¡'m g1ad that you w¡11 too ^ ^
>> Aughj ¡ fee1 you :(( 🫂
Aw man, they're taking me back to the pound. :(
i know.
deuce managed to make the cigarette dog by the way. he made five. one went rogue and attacked boxcars and i so i ate it. the remaining four are learning to roll on command.
Everyone needs to stop changing their profile pictures. I am easily confused.
i fell asleep.
maybe if you sucked less i'd consider this a threat.
see this is what i meant.
i'm not always squinting.
@diamanteDerelict mixed signals.
other mes are so fucking stupid sometimes they don't even deserve to be a version of me.
i am the hat man.
Always start off your day by breaking a clock.
Thank you, it’s custom made. Yours is also serviceable, Droog.
when is the font changing back by the way i wasnt aware of whats going on
diamonds droog.
THANK YOY. MY BOYFIRND LOVES IT.
Sure but only if you,
Gang is it cool if I,
>> ડomet¡meડ Ch¡ttr freezeડ up on me ડo ¡t 1etડ me put down the ♥️ but ¡ can't h¡t my ♦️. When that happenડ, ¡ have to juડt ડtare at your Ch¡ttડ 1¡ke a ડad dog, wa¡t¡ng for ¡t to 1et me do my th¡ng. ¡ juડt want you a11 to know th¡ડ ¡ડ who ¡ am.
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to avoid being patronized.. fuck shit bitch cock pussy sex vagina !!!! #nsfw
...yeah, sorry, not ringin' any bells here. You an entertainer, or...?
so cool...
oh thats a really cool name. its almost got a... gangster, pulpy-ness to it. a real serious hardness that shouldnt be underestimated!
i dont know what this means, but diamonds droog!
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cold compress masks are amazing
:o) Diamonds :o) Droog
Diamonds Droog.
oh good. a confession thing for horny fuckers. just what we needed. #nsfw
diam0nds dr00g
I won Cards Against Humanity and he didn't even see my thirst chitts after I ingested Opium. This is a huge day for me.
The sentiment is appreciated.
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OH FUCK YEAH.
... Sometimes. I want things i shouldn't have.
X Sleep well Droog x
anyways im gonna go rest for a while! i hope your night is very yuriful! 0u0/
c< DiaMONds DrOOg. >c
Diamonds Droog.
Sending death threats! #joke #violence https://i.postimg.cc/tgP8J5V9/IMG-0662.png
fun night at least https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45f764fab8c6.png
(( thank you!! im hopefully on the upswing rn ))
(( hey yall sorry i have been so fucking ill </3 ill get to posting submissions soon ))
cuz u soft like that inspector 38(
~It's detachable btw #suggestive~
Diamonds Droog.
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i got other concerns now.
he's actually shit at what he does. that's why he and his people always end up dead.
i agree.
>> ¡ cou1d certa¡n1y ડtand to be more terr¡b1e to ડome peop1e ¡ end up be¡ng n¡ce
>> Fa¡r enough honeડt1y
>> D¡amondડ Droog
WHAT DO GAY HORSES EAT? HAAAAYYYY. #DADJOKE
* ! SEARCH AND RESCUE ! * Thank you, all who applied for the Search and Rescue (SAR) division. There were many excellent candidates. As such, I have made the decision to appoint one SAR Administrator, and a few SAR members on reserve to assist when necessary. When called upon, I ask the reserved SAR members to take action under the guidance of the SAR Administrator. I am proud to announce the newly appointed SAR Administrator is none other than Mr. Jack Noir, @walkstabwalK. Those appointed to SAR reserve will be on payroll, and should report to Mr. Noir with any assignment updates. If there are any issues, you are free to reach out to myself of a member of my cabinet. Members of SAR on reserve: - The Fiendish, @whaleFall - Mr. Problem Sleuth, @pulchritudePowerhouse - Miss Blayke Varkei, @cyberneticCorporat - Nyrita, @bummelBoogie - Miss Aranea Serket, @araneaSerket Thank you, again, all who applied. I encourage you all to continue to do great things for Earth-C, and apply for any positions you find intriguing.
I would like to thank the academy-
try severance that shit will blow yo socks smooth off
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I just ate a phone bomb directly to the face. I'm fine, for the record. Already resurrected.
Detective Tip: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Sometimes I think my kids are plotting to kill me
little https://cdnn.imgchest.com/files/a1725ff2ab13.pnng
Oh to have the honours of making a nice pot roast one day.
Also, I'd argue I'm her third favorite tops. Her top two are Jake and Dirk in no particular order. But I'm honored you at least thing so.
OH FUCK YEAH
I'm in no position to stop you at this point. Just try to avoid felonies.
Okay, I'm going to go touch grass before the Turkey gets here.
aradia!
> ok f1ne... gue22 1ll jo1n 1n on the #holepo2t1ng http2://f1le.garden/aUj1n6p2K2beHWDq/holepo2t1ngW1nkW1nk.png #n2fw <
Taking a break from my cigarettes to have a drink. #substance
I bought a few spare packs. Just in case.
Two hundred and seventeen cigarettes.
We pride ourselves on diversity, so we encourage our citizens to get involved with our community outreach programs and welcome any visitors in preparation for the upcoming gala! As for our friends across Paradox Space, we hope to see you soon and that you can find Midnight City as a home away from home! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5720d319e7c2.jpg
Hm. I suppose there are some mysteries I Won't involve myself in.
IM GIVIN YALL TIPS BECAUSE SOME OF YA NEED EM IF YER WEARIN A SUIT YA NEED TO GET A NATURAL FABRIC NO MAN/TROLL/CARPACIANMADE SHIT ITS BETTER FOR YOU AND REGULATION AND YA NEED TO CHECK THE WEAVE HOT WEATHER? LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN YA CAN SEE LIGHT THROUGH COLD WEATHER? OPPOSITE OF THAT
#diamondsdroog
more #casey for the #casey tag!
im so sorry you had to find out this way, biscuits...
thank you for the honest and succinct answer droog!
you heard me! though youre always so foul mouthed i guess the waste doesnt need to be literal! hee hee! get it?
i honestly always wondered if carapacians were more like insects with or more like crustaceans where they can do things like urinate out of their face
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🜏 Gonna xome fuxk you up @diiaman♱eDerreliix♱ fuxk you and urr magiix iim xomiin #iiha♱e♱ha♱fuxkiinguy ♅
my head kind 0f hurts. s0 i think i will be heading 0ff f0r the night. take care every0ne. ribbit.
Ultim★tely ★rming the 10,000 grubs is more ★ logistics issue th★n ★nything else. We'd h★ve to figure out the f★vored we★pon of e★ch grub first.
:33< be gay do crimes :33< thats my meowtto
maybe this is how we could've taken down the felt that time. i don't know whether this or killing them brought me more joy.
and he says he's not gay.
These new flatfoot monikers are getting out of hand.
>+. #MYTORTUREBASEMENT .+<
i don't know. for all i know you might since you're so fucked up in the head apparently.
because you didn't believe we had assholes.
RRRRGHHHHHHAAAAGHGHRGRGH
this just keeps getting worse and it's all seven's fault.
stop thinking about my damn asshole freak.
Crowbar's forbidden love for the enemy
(( deuce's phone has declared open season on him have fun kids
why are you thinking about the depth of my asshole.
good. now you got a good pair to shove up your ass. have fun.
collect this. 🖕
sorry!
it's a fancy word for treating things in a silly way when it's not really appropriate to do so. @alluringFelicity is an expert on this subject! :P
There's nothing in the world a good cigarette and some light blunt force trauma can't fix. #violence
It would be a lot easier to deal with Real Estate people if I could just kill them.
(( THATS EXACTLY WHY I CHOSE IT *feral*
(( snowman's mun beat me to it this is literally my #1 droog hozier song
((I'm absolutely serious when i say my partner has this on their Droog playlist. It's Very Droog Core
yOU AINT GONNA FUCKIN BELIEVE WHAT I GOT A FIST FULL OF................